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"Hi Babe, I knew that you wouldn't pass up a sure thing.  Kick 
your trousers off and come join me. I need some of your good 
cock."

Holding on tightly to the wall and trying to not look down at the 
ground so many feet below, I extended a hand to her and began 
pleading.  "Let's go back to my office and talk."

"We were just down there.  You didn't have anything to say.  I was 
hoping that you were going to fuck me either on your desk or in 
the elevator going up and down between the floors.  So when you 
turned me down within your office, I thought you might reconsider 
my offer if you saw what a wonderful view it is up here.  Slip over 
here with me and let's get started on our foreplay."

Looking just past her over the ledge, I could see the building 
flagpole about five stories below her ledge.  Shit, all that I needed 
to do, was to climb out there and fall off.  I could see the headlines 
now.  "Man has flagpole stuck up his ass while getting pussy."

Richard was talking loudly to me but thank goodness, I wasn't 
listening to him for the first time in my life.  Talking sternly to her 
as if I was her parent, I gave her an order.  "COME OFF OF THAT 
LEDGE. NOW!"

Yeah, that's how they taught us in Police Academy.  Use an official 
sounding voice. Using her fingertip dampened with her salvia, she 
began teasing her nipple before she answered my direct order.  
"Don't wanta.  That is, unless you're willing to compromise."

Compromise?

Rule number whatever rule from the Police Academy said that 
whenever a person's life is in danger, that you must do whatever is 
necessary to defuse the situation.

"Ok, talk.  What do you want?"

Her eyes brightened and that Mona Lisa smile appeared as she 
began talking in a "me-a-little-kid" voice. "Oh, nothing much.  Just 
want to have a little fun. I've got some handcuffs in my coat's 
pocket.  If you were to tie me up and make love to me in the 
elevator, then I would consider coming off this roof.  Otherwise, I'll 
just wait till some fireman with a really big pole comes along to 
rescue me."

Although I work in a decrepit office building, there's a lot of people 
coming and going. Making love to her in one of the two elevators 
meant that it was eventually going to stop on some floor and reveal 
us to some mighty startled people.  And several of the building 
tenants knew me.

That was a totally unacceptable proposition. I decided that I would 
renegotiate my apartment as the site for our tryst. I would use my 
formidable skill as a former police officer to take control of this 
situation.



******

When the elevator door opened on the fifth floor, I tried to put on a 
brave face.  After all, my hands were handcuffed over my head to 
the ceiling.  My body was totally naked. My cock was covered with 
sexy sayings written in bright red lipstick.  There was a heart 
drawn on my chest in red lipstick and I had a dildo wedged up my 
butt that I couldn't remove in my current predicament.

Luckily it was just one of the janitors with a big trash barrel who 
was very surprised to see me. After I showed him where the keys to 
the handcuffs were, he uncuffed me and I was able to get that 
damn dildo out of my ass. Then he took me to my floor.  Going into 
my office, I found my clothes where we left them.

It had all seemed so simple up on that rooftop.  Sure you come off 
the roof and we'll go into the elevator and fuck.  No, you can't put 
the handcuffs on me.  They are for you.  I won't allow you to cuff 
my hands to ceiling, not even if you keep doing that to Richard.  
Richard, quit that.  Richard, give me control of my body. Tanya, 
you're getting lipstick all over Richard.   Richard, don't let her 
handcuff us to the ceiling.  Richard, what is in that bag that she's 
got?  Oh my god, it's a dildo.  Richard, don't. Tanya, come back, 
don't leave me in this elevator.

There were more memories.  Richard might be one happy cock 
right now but Darrel Marlowe was one pissed-off guy.    

 There was a message on the answering machine.  Pressing the 
button, I heard her familiar voice.  "Hi Babe, I'm driving back 
home. The girls and I are going out for a few hours. Hope that you 
enjoyed our sex as much as I enjoyed it.  Giving you a blowjob in 
an elevator while your hands were cuffed to the ceiling was a lot of 
fun.  We'll have to do that again somewhere but next time, let's 
find a busier elevator.  I kept hoping that someone would call the 
elevator while I was sucking on your cock and I could just imagine 
the look on their faces when the door opened to reveal us getting it 
on.  Sorry, sucking on Richard was what I meant to say.  I like the 
way that you call it that.  He seems so.... intelligent is the best 
word that comes to my mind. Well if you're listening to this, then 
you're out of the elevator.  If you wind up in jail because of our 
little fun, add your bail cost to my expense report.  See you later. 
Oh, yeah before I forget it.  I'm truly sorry about the dildo.  I 
honestly thought that you might like that but you obviously didn't 
like it.  I won't bring one next time."

No, I certainly didn't like it. And there wasn't going to be a next 
time. I sat for almost an hour after she left me with my hands 
stretched over my head and a dildo wedged up in my ass. Because 
of the lateness of the evening, I thought that I would have to stay 
there all night in the ridiculous position. Then I felt the elevator 
move as someone pressed a button to call the elevator.  In that ten 
seconds while I was going to another floor, I decided that I was 
going to drop her as a client.  She's not worth the trouble that 
she's caused me so far.

******

The worst thing about having a cock named Richard that you talk 
to, is that sometimes it talks back.  And Richard talked all night 
long to me.  Although he shot a load of cum into her face and got 
to enjoy the warmness of Tanya's throat while in the elevator, he 
wasn't satisfied.  He kept begging for more as I tried to go to sleep.  
And when I finally did go to sleep, Richard influenced my dreams.  
All I could think about was Tanya.

When I awakened the next morning, my resolve was completely 
gone.  Well not completely.  I still wanted to get rid of her as a 
client but I honestly needed her money at this moment. 

Going to the office, I kept dreading walking into my building. 
Everyone and their brother probably knew about the wild man 
found cuffed in the elevator last night.

After parking my car in the parking lot, I walked around the corner 
to the building's front entrance.  Parked in front of the building 
was her Harley motorcycle. She was leaning against it, smoking a 
big cigar.

Richard leaped to life at the one glance at her.  She was dressed in 
body-hugging black leather pants tucked into mid-knee-high black 
leather boots. She was wearing a pink body-hugging tube-top 
around her breasts, which were obviously braless. On top of her 
head was one of those Village People Biker caps. Hanging from her 
motorcycle mirror was a black leather jacket.

When she saw me coming toward, she smiled as if there was a 
secret that we were sharing.  I knew it wasn't a secret because that 
damn janitor had probably already told the whole world.  Instead 
of newspaper headlines reading, "Man has flagpole stuck up his 
ass while getting pussy", the newspaper headlines probably read 
"Man has dildo stuck up his ass because he thought he was 
getting pussy". 

"Hi, Babe.  How's Richard hanging this morning? You ought to be 
proud of him.  He's quite a mouthful."

"Good morning, Mrs. Browning.  I think that we need to revert 
back to our employer and consultant relationship."

"Ooooh, are we touchy this morning?  I promise that I won't put 
another dildo up your ass.  At least not unless you request it. I'll 
bet that I can make you ask me to do it again."

Richard was burning a hole in my underwear. Her tight black 
leather pants, pink tube-top and cigar sticking out of her mouth 
made her look like one wonderful fuck. I would have loved to 
fucked her but I knew now that I would have to pay a serious price 
to become her lover for any length of time.

"If you will excuse me, I have some work to do in my office.  That 
is, if I still have an office after last night's little mis-adventure."

"I thought about something that you said last night.  There's a 
little town in Colorado that is known to be where most of the sex 
changes in the world are performed.  Do you think that's why 
Darci went to Colorado?"

Suddenly it clicked. Sure. Greg hopped around the world to lose 
anyone trying to find him, using the name Darci Taborski before 
coming in through a back door and taking the long way to 
Colorado.  It was as if he wanted to do some serious thinking 
before he went for the big hatchet job. Then after having the 
surgery to turn him into a real woman, the surgically transformed 
man went to a remote mountain cabin to give his new female body 
time to heal. Once the new woman's body was healed so that she 
could easily move around, she changed names to throw off anyone 
looking for her again and moved on. Yeah, it all makes sense.

"Babe, you got very serious on me all of a sudden. Are you all 
right?" 

Looking at her, I wanted to kiss her.  All right, I wanted to fuck 
her, but would have settled for a kiss.

I quickly explained my theory to her.  She asked a lot of questions 
and I made some guesses.  Then she surprised me by saying 
"Babe, you sound as if you've just done a day's work. You look like 
you could use a little fun about now. Why don't you hop on here 
and let's go bar-hopping?"

Swinging one long leg over the low-swung motorcycle, she began 
putting on her motorcycle jacket.  Something about black leather 
on a tall leggy blonde turns me on and she had already proved that 
she turned me on in other ways also. I began explaining to her why 
I couldn't do it, while she buttoned a couple of snap buttons on the 
bottom of her leather jacket and started the motorcycle engine.  
Talking over the loud roar of the motorcycle, I told her that I wasn't 
going to go because I had never been on a motorcycle before and 
didn't know the first thing about riding one.

She made me rethink my position when she loudly suggested. "Get 
your ass on the back of this thing. Put your arms around my waist 
and you can play with my tits as I take us to a motorcycle shop to 
get you some decent duds."

Richard sure liked the concept of being on the back of a speeding 
motorcycle using her tits to provide balance.

An hour later, I was one cool dude. Long knee-high black leather 
boots.  Long black leather pants with a matching jacket and a 
bandana around my head. Underneath my jacket, I wore a black t-
shirt with a motorcycle logo. Climbing onto the back of her 
motorcycle, sticking one of her cigars into my mouth and wrapping 
my arms around her waist while I cupped her braless tits was 
going to make this one of the best days of my life.

So we drove out of the city and stopped at a bar.  After a few 
drinks, we went back out to the motorcycle and was going to ride 
up the road to another bar that she liked to visit.  Putting caution 
in front of recklessness, I asked a dumb question.  "You're not too 
drunk to drive this thing are you?"

Slipping her hands within my jacket and letting her hands circle 
my waist as she pressed her firm breasts tightly against my chest, 
we stood there in the parking lot kissing like two horny teenagers. 
Then she whispered something that scared the shit out of me.  "I'm 
not going to drive it.  You are."

"Oh no, I'm not.  I've never driven one in my life and I'm not about 
to start now."

"Too bad.  Because when I'm riding with my man and we're going 
bar-hopping, I like the feel of the motorcycle's vibration between 
my legs.  I like having my legs spread around a man's nice hips.  I 
like having my hand around a man's waist to hold onto him as we 
go through curves.  I especially like playing with my man's balls as 
we ride a motorcycle."

******

I thought that I was going to wreck her motorcycle as I tried to 
learn how to drive it in a nearby empty parking lot.  After several 
minutes, I got the hang of it. It was almost like riding a bike, only a 
hell of a lot more dangerous.

And she was right.  She did love to play with a man's balls as she 
rode tightly behind me. Feeling her left hand around my waist to 
hold on to me and her right hand rubbing against the tight fitting 
leather pants was enough to turn Richard into a Biker Cock.  
Yeah, after we had gone only two miles down the road, I was 
thinking about tattooing the Harley logo on Richard at the next 
tattoo parlor.

I was really beginning to enjoy this.

She gave me directions to a bar.  We pulled in, drank several beers 
then left to go to another bar. Pulling into the next bar's parking 
lot, I saw a lot of bikes out front. Because I had to pee badly from 
all the beer that we had been drinking, I was ready to rush in.  
However she wanted to brush her hair. I accepted her offer and 
words of wisdom that the bathroom was the first door just inside 
the bar.

It was a dark bar. Well, all bars are dark when you've been out in 
the sunlight and first walk in. I found the door and went to the 
urinal. Some man walked in behind me and leaned against the 
wall as he introduced himself with a witty "nice tool that you've got 
there.  My name's Bud.  What's your name?"

I almost cut off the end of Richard as I quickly zipped up.  I was 
almost finished peeing anyway. Another man was standing in the 
doorway with a toothpick in his mouth, a bandana like my 
bandana on his head and a leer on his ugly face.  I didn't like the 
way that he was looking at my crotch and smiling at me.

I didn't have to fight my way out but it almost became a fight as 
they tried to talk me going back to their table for a couple of beers. 
You won't ever catch me getting drunk in that gay motorcylist's 
bar.

Rushing out of the bar, I almost screamed when I saw that the 
motorcycle wasn't where I left it parked. It and Tanya was gone. 
She had talked me into wearing leathers and then abandoned me 
in a gay biker's bar.  I'll kill the bitch the next time that I see her.

Then I heard a horn beep.  Looking up the street about three 
hundred feet away, I saw her sitting on the motorcycle and 
laughing at me.  I know that I looked like a fool as I ran like a kid 
toward that motorcycle but I was very interested in getting the hell 
away from there.  Jumping on the back of the motorcycle, I 
screamed at her as I tightly squeezed her tits harder than I should 
have. I was holding onto the boobs for balance and to pay her back 
for her dirty practical joke on me. "No more tricks."

"I just promised you no dildos in your ass.  Thought I would see if 
you wanted the real thing.  Guess not.  Well, let's go back to my 
pool and fuck."

Riding on the back of that motorcycle with my hands tightly 
cupping her boobs and knowing that I was at last going to score 
with her made me a very happy man.

******

Have you ever looked forward to something so much that when you 
finally did get it, you discovered that it wasn't what you expected 
and you were disappointed?  That didn't happen to me.  Richard 
and I were very proud of what we were doing and what we were 
giving her. Greg's cock, if he still has it, might be a smidgen bigger 
than Richard but I was determined that she wouldn't notice the 
difference.

Well, I fucked Tanya beside her pool. And in her pool.  And in her 
sauna. And in her living room. And in her kitchen. And in her 
bedroom. And any place where I could fuck her. Whoa, that's one 
woman that doesn't believe in the standard old missionary, slam-
blam technique.

We started in her garage. As soon as the kickstand was down on 
the ground, she spun around so that she was facing me and we 
were both sitting on her motorcycle. When she said to rip her tube 
top off, I was very willing to do that then I leaned her back on the 
gas tank so I could suck on her nipples. And when she ripped my 
t-shirt off of me so that she could suck on my nipples to show me 
what it felt like, I was ready for more foreplay.

With both of us naked from the waist up and her legs around my 
waist, I carried her into her back yard where we undressed each 
other. Then she dived into the pool and dared me to eat her pussy 
underwater.

I almost drowned.

I can swim but I stayed under water too long doing what I was 
supposed to do.

Then she ran into the house and I caught her on the living room 
floor where I really showed her what I could do. Somewhere in the 
living room, she wrapped her legs around my waist and told me to 
pretend that I was on a big pogo stick and I was going around the 
world.  So we fucked everywhere as I carried her bouncing and 
thrusting through her house.

Was it worth all of the trouble so far?  Hell yes.

Was it the best that I ever had?

No!

It was the second best.

That's because she promised that the next time would be the best 
so we went ahead and rated this fucking as the second best. Yeah, 
she took me places where I've never been.  I thought that my ex-
wife was pretty decent in bed but Tanya showed me that I hadn't 
lived yet. Tanya caused every nerve in my body to come alive. I 
don't know if it was her missing husband who taught this fantastic 
woman how to please a man but if I ever meet the man that taught 
Tanya how to be such a total woman in bed, I'm going to shake 
that man's hand. Even Richard was so happy that he was telling 
me to just let him rest.  

My most wonderful fucking session with Tanya lasted several 
hours until the wee hours of the morning when I was awakened 
from a deep sleep by her crying. She was sitting up in bed with her 
legs pulled tightly back against her body. Her face was streaked 
with tears.

I've seen my ex-wife do the same thing. Hormones.  Or she 
suspected that I was cheating on her.  Or she caught me cheating 
on her.  Or a million other things.  Women cry for the most stupid 
reasons.

So I tried to be diplomatic. "Come here and suck on Richard a 
little.  He'll make you feel better."

Right after she slapped me, she ordered me out of her house.  I 
tried to talk to her.  You can't talk to a woman who is crying and 
then reaches for a pistol kept in a nightstand.  I got the hell out of 
her house.  Luckily for me, my leather biker duds were still out by 
the pool where we undressed.  So I put them on and started 
walking down the street that she lives on.  I was about a hundred 
feet away when her front porch light came on and I heard her call 
my name.

Going back to her, I was hoping that she was back to normal so 
that we could go back to bed.  I wasn't looking forward to walking 
home in the wee hours of the morning and looking like one of the 
Village People.

She was wearing a robe and threw some keys to me when I got 
about twenty feet away from her.  Her comment told me that it was 
over for the night and I was on my own. "I'm sorry.  I can't explain 
why I feel the way that I do.  Take the jeep and drive yourself 
home."

A couple of minutes of trying to talk common sense to her only 
resulted in her marching inside her house and slamming the door. 
I knew it had to be hormones because I hadn't known her long 
enough to be caught cheating on her yet.

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