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Subject: {ASSM} On How to Give Someone an Orgasmic Dream (No Sex, Some Humor)
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On How to give Someone an Orgasmic Dream
by Ravensclaw
Disclaimer: If you're not an adult, go find something else to read. None of
this concerns you anyway. If you are an adult, be warned that there are lot
of dry technical bits in this which may very well bore you.
I've noticed that one of the recurring fantasy themes in many ASS and ASSM
stories involves one or more people being asleep during a sexual encounter.
It seems that almost all males have experienced an orgasmic dream at some
point in their lives. For most of us, it's a frequent experience,
especially during those teen years when most of us aren't getting any.
By contrast, most women (by which I mean my wife, who's really the only
woman I've discussed this with, but you'll forgive the wild, unsubstantiated
extrapolation. Gentle female readers may feel free to flame me if I'm
wrong.) either don't have or don't remember orgasmic dreams.
Given this background, I embarked on a campaign to give my wife a wet
dream. The experience was very educational, and I present it here for those
who would like to try it with their significant other. Many of the stories
dealing with this subject are completely unrealistic, so authors may also
benefit from this little treatise to add a little accuracy to their stories.
(Not, come to think about it, that ASS(M) tales are a bastion of reliable
information about any aspect of sexuality, but I again digress.) Although
all of my experiments with orgasmic dreams are with a female partner, most
of this information is ambisexual (well, yes, as of right now, it IS a word)
and those of you with male partners should be able to extrapolate easily.
First of all, I should warn you that this is something you should get
permission before you try. Dreams are powerful things, and stimulating
someone while they are dreaming can rapidly twist any dream into a sexual
experience. The twists your partner's subconscious mind will make to
incorporate their rising arousal may be bizarre and more than a bit disconce
rting. Secondly, your partner has no control over the dream and if you ask
about the dream, you should expect that it probably will not involve you.
If you're not secure enough in your (wo)manhood or your relationship to
handle that, don't try this or don't ask about the dream.
Let's start from a point that we can all agree on; men have erections while
asleep. What is less well known is that women experience the corresponding
signs of arousal to the male hard-on in the form of vaginal lubrication and
engorgement of the blood vessels in the clitoris and vaginal walls. This
was established by the Kinsey Institute who used dildos with cameras inside
and vaginal pressure gauges to measure women's sexual arousal while asleep.
(What a great job, don't you wish you'd paid a bit more attention in high
school biology class?)
Arousal while asleep occurs at the same time as a person is dreaming. In
order to give someone a wet dream, you need to stimulate them while they are
dreaming. Any other time, and you can be giving the most exciting, perfect,
OOOOHH you're hitting just the right spot stimulus in the world and it won't
matter one bit. That's why I have to bore you just a bit more and explain
dreaming.
All (or 99.9999999%) of human dreaming occurs during the stage of sleep
known as REM. Humans sleep in cycles; each cycle is approximately 90
minutes long. Starting from drowsiness, sleep becomes progressively deeper
for the first 45 minutes or so; brain waves become slower and more
synchronized. Then sleep becomes progressively lighter for the next 45
minutes until something truly interesting happens. At around 80 to 90
minutes after falling asleep a person's brain waves return to a state which
looks identical to the brain waves of someone who is awake. It is during
this period that the brain rehashes events and moves memories to long-term
storage. This is also when we dream. To keep us from acting out these
dreams, part of the brain shuts down most of our voluntary muscles (sleep
walkers and talkers have a problem with this part.) There are exceptions to
this shutdown, including the muscles of the eyes (thus the name REM for
Rapid Eye Movement) and the involuntary muscles which control the action in
the organs we're most interested in here, the pussy and cock.
So now you know that you need to rub/suck/lick/fondle your partner during
the critical period when they're dreaming. All you need now is some good
advice on how to achieve that critical timing. Well step right up. Sleep
researchers use EEG machines to monitor their subjects' brain waves and look
for the chaotic brain activity that occurs in REM. On the unlikely chance
that you don't have several thousand dollars sitting around to blow on an
EEG ("Honey, if you REALLY loved me, you would buy the Sybian AND the EEG.")
there is a practical, simple, free, and much more fun way to make the same
determination. First of all, if you're trying this together during a
daytime nap where you have a little light, you can watch for rapid eye
movement under the eyelids. Men, of course, are easy (I know that little
bit of wisdom is going to shock everyone.), and I don't just mean to get
into bed. Just watch for the stiffy. If the love-nazi is on the march,
he's probably in REM. In women, brief gentle stimulation of the clitoris
will frequently cause her entire vulval area to twitch several times, sort
of like a mini-gasm (also a word as of right now). If your intended is
moving around, he or she is not in REM (unless, of course he or she is
routinely a sleep walker). Finally, the more sleep cycles someone has been
through, the less time they spend in deep sleep and the more time they are
in REM. That means your best chance of catching your sex muffin in REM will
be toward morning.
Finally, to the fun part, how to bring your designated smoochable (like a
significant other, credit to B3) to that sublime moment of sleepy wetness.
Actually, if you get the timing right, making someone in REM cum is as easy
as Bill Clinton. The mildest of rhythmic pressure will quickly bring a man
or woman to orgasm. This is not a time, by the way to waste REM on
foreplay; the dreamer's brain is going to start incorporating the stimuli
into the dream immediately and will supply all of the psychological arousal,
albeit with the strange logic of dreams. The key is actually not to apply
too much stimulation and wake the dreamer. Gentle pressure or rubbing on
the clit with fingers works very well, and the same is undoubtedly true of
the cock. Licking and sucking are always a good thing, but can be a tricky
given the positioning issues involved. Penetration is, I suppose,
theoretically possible if you are very quiet and stealthy and your
honey-bunches of oats is a very sound sleeper. If anyone actually
accomplishes that last one, I'd love to hear about it.
Actually, I anyone tries any of this stuff, I'd be interested in hearing
other people's experiences with attempting to give or have orgasmic dreams.
Remove the spam protectors from my e-mail address to reply. The dreams
themselves might make for interesting stories, so write them down and submit
them to ASS(M)
Ravensclaw
This work is copyright 2000 by Ravensclaw. It may be freely reproduced,
archived and downloaded as long as the authors name is attached and no fee
is charged for its use.
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