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{ASSM} Nakita the Collage Slut (MMF, FF, Oral, Anal, Spam Parody)
Jack of all Trades


This work of fiction is for the entertainment of adults in
locations where it is legal. If it is illegal in your location,
don't read it! This work is copyrighted. Reposting or any other
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permission of the copyright holder. E-mail me, I'll probably give
you permission. I just want to know and control where it is
posted. This story may be posted as part of a review or to the
ASSM archive.

My thanks to Expert Editor, Ruthie, for her editing and
suggestions. Any errors you find are my fault not hers.

Tell me what you liked, or didn't like. Please!

E-mail address: jackofalltrades@post.com

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Copyright 2000 by Jack of all Trades

As I was strolling through ASS one day, in the merry, merry month
of May...  Well actually it was the dog days of August and
something struck me funny when I read a spam post, "Nakita the
Collage Slut."  It was evident from the posting that whatever
Nakita's other qualities, spelling was not amongst them.  (She's
since cleaned up her act, posting another spam message with the
spelling corrected, but I digress.)  So it struck me funny, and
as I am wont to do from time to time, I wrote a story around the
spam.

This joins my other spam parody "My Jugs Flow Huge."  Who knows,
if spammers persist in posting lame-brained messages, I might
just be able to put together an album of takeoffs on them.  I
hope you find it amusing and maybe even arousing.

My heartfelt thanks to my editor and friend, Ruthie.  She gives
her time and skills to make me look good.  You benefit.  Thank
her if you get a chance.

Jack of all Trades



Nakita the Collage Slut

Nakita hummed softly with the stereo as she sorted through the
pictures, tossing most on the discard pile on the floor near her
chair, the rest on the smaller, but still substantial, pile on
the dinette table. One more box to sort and then she was done.
She picked up another picture and studied it with a critical eye
while she hummed. It was slightly out of focus and just wouldn't
do for what she had in mind. She tossed it into the discard pile.

The door to the apartment opened and Nakita turned to see her
roommate, Jaci, coming inside. Nakita smiled at her and returned
to her task.

Jaci dropped her book bag on the couch and came over to Nakita.
"Taking a trip down memory lane?" she asked as she approached.

Nakita tossed another picture into the discard pile. "Sort of. I
wanted to give Scott something to remember me by for the next few
months, while I'm stuck here in school and he's out there with
women throwing themselves at his feet."

Jaci glanced at the pictures strewn on the floor and laughed. "I
take it you're not putting together an album for him to take home
to mom." She grabbed a picture from the discard pile and studied
it. The picture showed a naked Nakita sitting comfortably astride
a naked Scott. It just wasn't fair. Nakita was so damn beautiful
it made her eyes swim. Her chestnut brown hair, cut shoulder
length and swept back at the sides of her face, framed creamy,
alabaster skin with nary a flaw in it. Tan silver dollar nipples,
begging for a mouth to suck on them, graced perfect breasts that
stood out proudly from her chest. Slightly above her belly button
was a tattoo of a single red rose, its stem curled down and
circling her navel. Jaci showed the picture to Nakita. "What's
wrong with this one?" she asked.

"Oh nothing much, it just isn't sexy enough. I want pictures that
will make him hard and remind him of what he has so he doesn't
stray."

"Like he would. You've had him wrapped around your finger from
the day you two met." She tapped the picture. "I think it's sexy,
it makes me wet."

"Waking up makes you wet," Nakita laughed.

"Only when you wake me," Jaci shot back.

Nakita raised a thin dark eyebrow. "You can't possibly be horny
after this morning."

Jaci smiled. "Eat me," she replied.

"If I must, but after I get this done. If you help me I'll be
done all the faster." One of the things that made Scott perfect
for Nakita was his complete acceptance of her need for lesbian
love. He'd been so turned on when Nakita told him he had
practically fucked her all night. Since then they had
occasionally done threesomes with another woman. Jaci had often
figured in those threesomes.

"I have to look at pictures of you getting fucked until we sort
through them all, then after we're done you'll eat me? God, the
things I do for love."

"Not love, sex. And if it's too much for you, you don't have to
help."

"Don't be silly, I'd love to," Jaci said as she pulled out a
chair and sat beside Nakita. She grabbed a picture out of the box
and looked at it, letting out a soft moaning sigh.

"Jaci, the idea is to sort the pictures, not drool over them."

"I can't help it. Who is this?" she asked pointing to a picture
of a well-hung man, his head cut off by the camera, watching
Nakita astride Scott.

"Throw it in the reject pile. That's Jerry Lasiter."

"That's Jerry Lasiter! If I'd only known. When did you take
this?"

"After homecoming sophomore year, Scott, Jerry, and I went to a
bar for some drinks. Scott was really horny, rubbing himself
against me while pointing out available women to Jerry. Jerry
kept blowing them off as not his type, so Scott asked him what
his type was and Jerry said someone like me. By then I'd had two
margaritas and was randy as hell. I was ready to jump Scott there
in the bar. I whispered in his ear how horny I was and told him
I'd take them both on if he couldn't ditch Jerry. Five seconds
later we were on our way back here.

"We barely got into the bedroom. All of us started ripping off
clothes as soon as the door was shut. Scott set up the camera as
I got out of my bra and panties, then he lay on the floor. I just
squatted over him, lined him up, and dropped. I was coming before
I hit bottom. Scott made these rapid little thrusts bouncing me
up and down while I screamed and came forever."

"What was Jerry doing while all this was going on?"

"He was stroking his meat. His eyes were just huge like he
couldn't believe what he was seeing. Scott said something I
didn't hear and he came over to stand beside us, holding out that
long cock. I took one look then dove on to it, sucking it into my
mouth. He's so big I could barely fit half of it in. I was going
to town slurping on his cock while Scott bounced me up and down.
About every tenth stroke I'd come and moan. Jerry would echo it
and Scott would just bounce me harder. Then Scott reached down
and pinched my clit. I spit out Jerry's cock as I screamed, then
came so hard I thought I'd pass out. Scott clutched me tight to
his chest driving his cock into me while I babbled and shook.
God, it was a trip."

"So then what happened?"

"After I came down Scott said to Jerry, 'Nakita isn't being a
very good hostess. There's KY in the bed stand.' Then Scott
starts whispering to me, 'I want to feel you take him up your
ass. Will you do that for me, sexy Nakita?' I was so zoned out
after I came I just nodded. Then I felt Jerry working the cold KY
into my ass. His finger felt so good I started to shiver and
shake. 'You want this Nakita, don't you?' Scott asked me and I
nodded. 'Go ahead, Jerry, she's ready,' he said to him.

"Jerry put the head of his cock against my asshole and started
pushing. He's so big it hurt a little at first and then it
started sliding in. Scott was holding me tight to his chest while
I shook and moaned and still Jerry was sliding deeper into me. I
felt so full and it kept going deeper and deeper. The whole time
Scott is whispering how he can feel Jerry sliding into me. I
don't know if Jerry hit something inside me or not, but all of a
sudden I felt like I was on fire. I started screaming and coming.
Jerry drove what was left into me, then withdrew as Scott drove
up, then Jerry drove down, then Scott drove up. I felt like a rag
doll being bounced between the two of them. I was coming
constantly, my stomach and ass hurt from all the contractions.
Still they kept bouncing me back and forth. Then Jerry slammed
down into me and I felt this white-hot fire in my gut. Scott
slammed upward and I felt him spurting into my cunt. I screamed
and passed out. It was great."

"Jesus," Jaci whispered softly. "You didn't do that really, did
you? Tell me you just made that up to make me hot." Nakita just
smiled and began searching through her stack of saved pictures.
She found what she wanted and handed it to Jaci. The picture
showed Nakita sandwiched between Scott and Jerry. It was obvious
she was impaled on both. Nakita's mouth was open as if she were
screaming. Scott's face was all scrunched up like he was fighting
not to come. Jerry's head was thrown back, his mouth open like he
was howling to the moon. "You really did it," Jaci whispered
softly as one hand slipped into her lap to press between her
legs. Nakita's story alone had soaked her panties, but this
picture... She squirmed and moaned softly.

Nakita reached over and grabbed Jaci's wrist, pulling Jaci's hand
from between her legs. "Huh-uh, not until we get this done."
Nakita choked back a laugh at the expression on Jaci's face. Her
eyes were almost crossed with arousal.

"Please," Jaci pleaded. Nakita shook her head and grabbed a few
more pictures from the box. There were only a few left now. Jaci
shook her head and took another picture out of the box. She
gasped, then stood up, tossing the picture onto the table. Jaci
grabbed Nakita's chair and turned it, then she dropped to her
knees in front of Nakita, her hands clawing at Nakita's shorts.

Nakita glanced at the picture Jaci had been looking at and
decided it definitely went in the keeper pile. She raised her
hips as Jaci ripped her shorts and panties out from under her.
Nakita spread her legs in an invitation Jaci didn't need or want.
Jaci's head shot forward until her lips were planted firmly
against Nakita's cunt. Then her lips and tongue went wild as Jaci
feasted on the damp flesh.

Nakita sat back shifting her hips forward slightly. A grunt of
thanks was audible between the wet smacking sounds of Jaci
lapping at her cunt. Nakita grabbed the picture and looked at it.
In it she was propped up on a pillow, her legs splayed widely.
With one hand her fingers opened the lips of her bare cunt. The
contrast between the pure white of her skin and the pink within
was alluring. Nikita preferred being bare and Scott loved it. The
picture showed that she was obviously aroused. You could see her
juices glistening. Her other hand was at her mouth. Her tongue
was licking at her fingers, cleaning off the juices that had
accumulated when they were buried inside her. Yes the picture was
definitely a keeper. If it had this effect on Jaci, Nakita could
imagine the effect it would have on Scott.

Jaci's tongue was fluttering all around Nakita's clit. Nakita
squirmed and moaned softly as she felt the ball of tension that
was her impending orgasm build inside her. Oh, she loved it when
Jaci lost control. Jaci was nipping at Nakita's clit, worrying it
with her tongue, and dragging her small teeth all over the
sensitive flesh. Nakita grabbed Jaci's head and held it tightly
to her cunt. Nakita's head whipped from side to side, fanning out
her chestnut hair all around her face. She whimpered and moaned
while Jaci's tongue toyed with her clit. Then Jaci sucked
Nakita's clit into her mouth and clamped it tightly between her
teeth. Nakita howled as the sensations of orgasm coursed through
her. Jaci's tongue rasped over and around the end of her clit,
prolonging the orgasm that was ravaging her. Nakita gasped and
panted for air as Jaci released her clit and took one last swipe
with her tongue.

Jaci rested on her knees smiling up at Nakita while she caught
her breath. When she did, she lunged forward and drove Jaci onto
her back. It was Nakita's turn to go wild. She clawed at Jaci's
shorts and panties, stripping them from the woman. Nakita's eyes
took in the sight of Jaci's golden blonde curls soaked by her
juices, then Nakita dove in and went to town. Jaci came from the
first touch of Nakita's tongue on her cunt. She twined her
fingers into Nakita's glorious hair and held her face tight
against her pussy. Jaci whimpered and moaned, rocking from side
to side as Nakita's active tongue took her quickly through orgasm
and climbing into another. She drove her higher and higher until
the orgasms became so intense she could barely breath. Then
Nakita's tongue slowed and traced lightly over the raw, sensitive
flesh while after-shock tremors shook Jaci.

Jaci caught her breath and opened her eyes. While she had been
thrashing through the throes of her orgasm her arm had knocked
over a box. There inside was the Polaroid camera Nakita had used
to take all those pictures. Jaci grabbed the camera, tilted her
head upward and looked through the viewfinder. Nakita was lost in
her own little world, oblivious to what Jaci was doing. Jaci
waited until Nakita's tongue was fully extended, tracing between
Jaci's pink swollen lips. Jaci pressed the button and the flash
went off. She laughed at the surprised look on Nakita's face as
the camera whirred and a picture spat out.

Jaci took the picture and watched it start to develop while
Nikita sat up. "That was a dirty trick," Nakita observed.

"Just one more picture for the gallery," Jaci laughed. The image
was coming into sharper focus. God, Nakita looked sexy, the
picture was making Jaci want her all over again. When it was
fully developed she handed the picture to Nakita.

"That goes in the keep pile." Nakita stood up, grabbed the last
picture from the box on the table, looked at it disdainfully, and
tossed it onto the discard pile. "That's the last of them. Now we
need to put the good ones together." She cleared off some room on
the table, took a piece of poster board that was lying on the
counter, and placed it on the table.

She began placing pictures on the poster board at random,
occasionally adjusting one she had placed before. Jaci stood up
and looked over her shoulder. "God, you're hot," she whispered
into Nakita's ear.

"I know," Nakita laughed. "As soon as I get these placed and
glued we can try to cool each other down." She placed one last
picture into a bare space. "What do you think?"

"You look good enough to eat."

"You've got a one-track mind."

"This little collage makes it impossible to think of anything
else."

"It needs a title."

"I'll try to think of one."

Nakita took a glue stick out of an art store bag, then began
gluing the pictures to the poster board. She pressed the last one
into place then took a last look at her creation. "If this
doesn't keep his mind on me nothing will," she said softly. She
looked over her shoulder at Jaci. "No pressure, but we can't go
to bed until you give me a title."

"I've got it," Jaci laughed. "Nakita, the Collage Slut."

"Oooh, I love it!" She took a black felt-tipped marker out of the
bag and carefully lettered the collage. It looked perfect. She
capped the marker and dropped it onto the table beside her
creation. Nakita turned and pulled Jaci into a long soulful kiss.
Their fingers twined together. "Time for bed," she whispered
softly, tugging Jaci toward the bedroom.

THE END


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Jack of all Trades

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