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Olsen Twins Episode 1
By The Depraved Canuck
[mkarl]

Story Codes [I tried to use every kink and offensive image i could think of
here but i also tried to have a laugh at it all.  I imagine almost everyone
will be offended at something but  I sincerely invite those who feel
adventurous to read what may be my most intersting work ever]













I saw Mary-Kate's and Ashley's 1998 calendar the other day and I knew it was
finally time. Watching the kids grow up on full house had been 'hard' in
more ways then one. The show was a piece of crap but the girls… Yummy! I
waited to age them to proper vintage and then I saw the calendar… Yes it was
finally time.

I had to be careful. I knew the girls were now doing another crap television
program so they would not be hard to find, but I needed to do it just right.
I had to have both of the precocious hottie's or I would never be satisfied.
That is the trick to twins. Identical twelve year olds just presented a
perve like me limitless possibilities; but they had to be a package.

It required a plan. Dad seamed to be out a lot letting the kids get into all
sorts of hijinks. Dad had his hands full and had hired a sitter by the name
of Carrie. She wasn't a bad piece of ass herself, if you care for them that
age.

I watched for two weeks to establish a routine. I think I may have doubled
their audience but I never bothered to check the ratings. As bad as the show
was, I knew I would have to take the girls soon or risk losing them once
more to the obscurity of forgotten child stars. Then the opportunity became
available. My cock hardened as I hear dad would be away for the evening.
Boy-crazy Ashley was suppose to get into a pratfall and need to return to
Carrie for some advice after being touched rather inappropriately.

It was all so perfect. The little slut would be all bothered. Do to the
prudes at ABC, the girl had not even been heavy petted yet. I knew she
wanted to try all the things she had giggled about with her friends and
getting warmed up from the rude boy would have her ready to perform when I
invaded the set.

Mary Kate would be a different story. The little tomboy would fight like a
wildcat but that would not be a problem. I packed three pairs of handcuffs
into my bag. A properly prepared pedophile was the successful pedophile.
Mary Kate would be able to explain the bruises around school from the sports
field, but it would not make her agent happy in his attempts to sex the kids
up in such thinly disguised pieces of child porn as their 1998 calendar.

Still, as pissed as Robert would be, the agent could take the next logical
progression for the kids when I was successful in breeding them. Covers for
the weekly rags would be all but guaranteed for months. Jerry Springer would
do a prime time special and people could do a tribute to Hollywood's
youngest mom's complete with a cover of both kids eight months pregnant
posed in nothing but panties.

 I double checked my rape kit to make sure I had the special fertility
drugs. The testing had gone unfavorable for the drug company as the drugs
were far to powerful for commercial application despite guaranteeing a 100%
success rate. The side effects resulted in routine multiple pregnancies and
a special chemical component neutralized the pill, which might be necessary
for little Ashley as I had not watched more then just the two episodes of
their crap program and had no way to know if the producers had already done
the obligatory safe-sex, get-the-girl-responsible episode. Breeding the
girls would guarantee the Olsen twins would expand my renown on the net, and
it was an absolute must for all the wicked photo opportunities it would
provide. People would have their greatest sales ever and who knew how far
Springer would go if it was sweeps week. He might even allow me on the show
to reenact the breeding.   As I finished confirming my supplies were in
place, I was finally ready to do my first pedo adventure.

I exited the green room and moved silently through the studio. A young child
in the second row was the first to notice me. "Mommy, who is that naked
man?"

Mom:
Shush, honey... I don't know. I have never seen a naked man on TGIF 'family'
night before.

Camera man, A, was the next to catch my approach. I motioned to get the
camera on Carrie so we could get the impact as I clubbed her with the bat.

Both twins looked shocked as they frantically looked to the cue cards for
explanation. Before either girl could improvise a line, I was on them like a
lion taking antelope.

Me:
Now, now, little one's... none of those water eyes... This is going to be
the show, no one will miss.

The boom mike was swung around to ensure I could be picked up.

Mary-Kate:
Who are you. You weren't in the script or dress reversal.

Me:
My name isn't important Mary-Kate and as you can plainly see I am not
dressed now stop your squirming and behave like Ashley.

The girls were responding as expected. I had grabbed both children by their
blonde hair, but while Mary-Kate immediately started trying to be the tuff
kid; Ashley was almost in a docile trance, and it was with no 'small' pride
that I saw the object of her fixation dangled between my legs.

Ashley:
What are you going to do to us, mister?

Me:
Why Ashley, I am going to make you more popular than any little twelve year
old ever got before on the Internet.

Ashley:
really?

Sound Director:
We didn't get that Ashley, honey.

Ashley:  [on the retake]
REALLY?

Girl's Coach:
No-no-no, honey. Feel it! You need to be soft but remember you need to show
your emotions for the camera.

I guess it was only a matter of time before the coach chimed in. That was
the problem with raping celebrities... with stage managers and producers...
acting coaches and directors... sometimes, it could feel like I had a car
full of back seat drivers. Throw in a studio audience where half the seats
were filled with butts of those whom had not yet graduated grade school, and
I was going to have a long, long day of takes and retakes before we had it
all done... I just hoped we could finish in a one day shoot... Drew
Berrymore had taken almost two whole weeks when that perfectionest,
Spielberg had been calling the shots.

Ashley:  [third attempt]
Really?

Okay, that was better... my turn again.

Me:
Yes Ashley. After I rape you and your twin sister, the good folks on the net
will transcribe this Friday's broadcast and make it available all over the
net in its uncensored form. I imagine the censors at Disney will never allow
this episode on public airwaves without those annoying black dots obscuring
the view when I stick my big cock in your tight, little, virgin holes; but
with the proper equipment and access to the original tapes, all of these hot
action scenes will eventually be shown uncensored to immortalize you for
life.

Ashley:
You know mister... me and Mary Kate are only twelve, and nobody wrote us any
good jokes for getting cocks in us so maybe you should just wait until we
can get our writers to figure out what we should be saying when all this
happens.

Me:
Ah, sweet little Ashley. The jokes might be funnier if I could wait, but
look at my cock. When a man has a cock like this than he can not wait to
play with a girl like you. Don't worry, I know some cute things for you to
say when I beat you and breed you... so you will still look all cute and fun
for your fans.

Mary-Kate had been increasingly twisting and twirling to pull free and she
had earned the first feel of my hand across her face. The suddenly stunned
child took three steps backwards and fell straight to her ass.

Ashley:
MARY-KATE! Mister, we are suppose to do a lunch-pail photo shoot tomorrow.
You better not give Mary-Kate a black eye.

Me:
Mary-Kate is going to be so bruised black by the time I am done that she
could be mistaken for little Janet Jackson from Good Times. You, on the
other hand I know will be much more friendly. Now be a good girl and get a
pair of handcuffs out of that rape kit in the corner and use them to keep
Carrie's hands behind her back in case the bitch comes too.

With Ashley taking care of the baby sitter I turned back to the cute little
tomboy. The kid had that look. The one where she has to bite on her lower
lip to hold back the tears. She was even going to be better then the tuff
kid from Step By Step.

Me:
Get up on your knees, bitch.

Director:
MORE FEELING.

Cripes everyone's a critic; still, he was the director, so I yanked the
child by the hair again.

Me:
GET UP ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!

Mary-Kate's eyes teared up as I struck her again. It was fucking good show
that Robert was not on the set, or I just knew the agent would be shouting
not to ugly his merchandise... The director for the day was to be
no-such-problem. Sure, the Hollywood scum bag had sold out his immortal soul
to sink to such amoral depths as to associate himself with such trash as Two
Of A Kind; but he was not, so far removed from art school, as to have
completly forgotten the keys to hot porn.

I struck little Mary-Kate thrice more and then let the nearly unconscious
child drop to the floor so I could examine how little Ashley was
progressing. She had such a precious expression on her face looking at where
her punished sister lay slumped on the stage. The child just melted from me
as I reached down to tighten the cuffs on Carrie.

Me:
Relax, little one. You don't have to take it, like Mary-Kate. You are the
slutty one, right?

Ashley:  [unsure]
Well… yeah... I guess so, mister... but this is just suppose to be TV, so I
have not even got like, a finger in me... or anything yet.

Me:
But those nasty producers made you want it, didn't they?... Making you be
the boy crazy one?

Ashley:
I guess so, but i like boys. I just did a scene with a real hunk... He only
fake kissed me and I had to like, leave the party so... lame, and come home
because that was too much... you know... I mean no one even cares that I
need to go put on clean panties almost every dang commercial break.

Me:  [ah... from the mouth of babes]
Well Ashley... than you will be happy to know, that you won't have to worry
about 'that' for the rest of this show, because you won't be wearing any
panties at all, in just a minute.

Ashley:
Wait a second Mister, are you sure we can even do this on TV?  I never saw
stuff like this before.

Me:
Haven't you ever watched the playboy channel?

Ashley:  [a little snotty]
No, I am only twelve years old! Mom and dad won't even let me look at those
cop's butts on NYPD Blue.

Me:  [getting snotty right back]
So then you don't even know, now do you, Ashley?

Ashley:  [little smart aleck]
Well, I do know when they are signaling for a commercial break, mister... so
just take it easy while I go get a drink of water, okay.

[Fuck, I hated commercials. I just had to steam in my impotent rage and wait
while they hawked their soda pop and running shoes.I look to the audience to
double check that there were no heroes. The last thing I needed was having
to kill some fool in front of a national audience. Luck was with me as
almost the entire first six rows were filled with the fanny's of saucer eyed
children. It must have been some school field trip and teacher was busy
trying to do a crash course on sex-ed.  I just waited, trying to keep my
hardon while they repositioned for shooting. A hand held camera had been
procured on short notice to ensure they would get some close ups of the
penetrations as I busted the kid's cherrys. I looked down at Carrie and
thought about getting busy with the bitch while waiting for the commercial
break to end but before I could start the director came over.]

Director:
Say chap, obviously we weren't expecting any to this and I want to begin by
just stating for the record that so far you are coming across as a total
psycho but the producers were not thinking of having the girls pop up
pregnant until they were at least 14. Any chance we could persuade you to
just maybe have the little cuties suck you off all over their little girl
faces?

Me:
I wish I could help, but the girls really strike me like they need to get
knocked-up. I got this whole idea from hot they have been getting sexed in
their promo work. If the kids are old enough to flaunt it I really feel that
they have to get bred

Dirctor:
Yeah, well I am not really into kids myself but that Mary-Kate character
does seam to irk me so go with what you thing best but make sure you rough
the little bitch up some more. Let her now what she is really for. Who knows
if you feel up to leaving the little bitch tied after you are done maybe the
film crew can have a wrap party when we get the scene done.

Me:
Yeah, I see a couple of colored faces in the crowd. The babies have to be
mine, or one of those boys, but the rest of you can bang the girls all you
want... Just send someone to the drug store for a good supply of condoms
first.

Director:
All rightie than... say, what is your name anyhow; for the credits.

Me:
Ashley is calling me mister, I would prefer Master, but I could really be
just about any 'right' thinking man; so let the viewer of this work decide
who I really am.

Ashley set her bottled water down and came back over to take her mark as we
got counted back down to action.

Me:
Okay Ashley strip for the camera and show all your little fans that twelve
year old cunt.

The kid looked a little embarrassed as she reached for the zipper of her
skin tight designer denims. She tried to put her skill into it. The kid
inched her jeans off her ass and turned to give me a flash of her cute
little bum as she slid the pants down her firm little legs.

Me:
Very good, CUNT... now, take off that jacket and shirt.

Ashley slipped her top over her head and then shucked off her t-shirt too.
She had a little training bra that almost looked too precious, but it had to
go too.

Ashley:  [a little self conscious]
My boobs aren't very big yet mister.

Me:
I prefer you call them TITS, Ashley... and to a pedophile like me, they are
just-about, perfect.

Ashley:  [reassured]
Okay... do you want my panties off, too?

Me:
No... not yet. First it's time to strip little Mary Kate... I, read in an
interview that you are the older girl, Ashley... yet the little bitch does
not know how to respect you... What would you say to... helping me rape and
humiliate the cunt?

Ashley:
Really mister, do I still have to get fucked too?

Me:
Of course you do Ashley... Pictures of the two of you with your big pregnant
tummies on the covers of all the celebrity rags is what I live for. Still,
if you cooperate at least you will still be pretty enough to take pictures
for your lunch box tomorrow.

Ashley:  [catching my meaning]
I never got to do a picture by myself before. That little bitch Mary-Kate,
is just... always around. I don't have to do any like... really mean things
to her do I?

Me:
Yes Ashley, don't worry, I will help you along...


End of Episode 1

I guess not all of life's issues can be settled in a half hour sitcom. If
ratings are favorable I anticipate the producers will have me back for next
week. It is sweeps period after all. Let me know your vote at
writemkarl@hotmail.com

If I don't get arrested in the meantime, join me here same bat channel, same
bat time tomorrow as we see just what the shows writers can whip up for the
girls. Pedo's Are Us is sponsoring an on-going special contest and best
suggestion on how to really fuck these kids over, wins an all-expenses paid
personal visit with me through the e-mail, so get those comments and
suggestions on the way.


Olsen Twins II: Waiting To Reload The Camera
By The Depraved Canuck
Production Manager:
Two minutes.

Fuck. That is the problem with trying to rape TV kids... you always think
the happy ending will show up within the allotted half-hour but between
keeping the sponsors happy and waiting for the laugh track... I guess I knew
this would probably be a two-parter at least.

Ashley:  [surprisingly?]
Hurry Mister. Lets do something to Mary-Kate.

I had to laugh... as I had researched the twelve year old twins, I had
learned that Ashley was being portrayed as the boy crazy one. ABC said it
themselves in the promo's for the twin's crap TV show, Two Of A Kind. I just
never knew that she was going to be a total little collaborating slut before
the end of the first show... I guess I would have got off on beating her
into submission too, but at least I had Mary-Kate to take out my... desires
on.

Little tough girls just beg for it, don't they?

When a girl thinks she can get away with 'that' attitude, than it can just
never be too early to correct them... I had not been able to act... when the
HOUSE was FULL, as the girls seamed present only one at a time?... but now,
that I had them together, I was going to fulfill every pedophiles dreams...
and breed me the Olsen Twins.

Me:
We can't really do anything in two minutes... WHAT IS THE CHANCE OF TURNING
THIS IN TO AN HOUR SPECIAL?

Director:
Sorry guy. The network needs to go with Sabrina. It is the only thing on all
night that is not a piece of crap… [I did not know if I would go that far...
the cat and the aunts were pathetic, but that good little witch had made for
an excellent fuck last season] but early studio audience test scores are
through the roof. I just got off the phone with the producers and they are
offering you star billing as a new regular.

Me:
Sorry myself to that, but there are too many sexy celebrity kids that need
the treatment. I could commit to a regular recurring guest spot perhaps, but
then I need to keep the girls and the film rolling to get next weeks show in
the can now... before the authorities get involved.

Director:
I don't know. The actors guild would freak if we kept the kids going past
the allowed hours.

Me:
Ashley won't lodge a protest; will you sweet thing?

Ashley:
No mister, and if you punch Katie in the mouth and break her jaw she won't
be able to complain either.

Me:  [laughs]
Ha-Ha-Ha, we just might do that, but I am sure that your fans would like to
see you rough up your sister a little first... so for that last two minutes
this show, why don't you just jump all over the little bitch and start
stripping her so we are ready next week to start getting both of you raped.

Ashley:
Okay mister...  [my obedient little slut said as she took the nearly
unconscious Mary-Kate by the hair.] this is for not taking the garbage out
when it was your turn… and this is for spilling grape juice on my nice shirt
you borrowed without asking… and this is for being so stupid.

Director:
ASHLEY HONEY, ONE MINUTE; START STRIPPING HER, BABY.

And so it was that ended the most talked about episode of family TV ever to
the point. The closing camera shot was the first time twelve year old pussy
that had ever been on national TV. Oh.the moral groups rattled their sabers,
[but what the fuck does that ever accomplish?  It turned Jerry Springer into
the most successful daytime show in the world.] I think those holier then
thou types knew pointing the finger would generate the controversy that
guaranteed the ratings that kept everything on a continuing spiral to the
bottom of our lowest common denominators but then who could blame the
hypocrites because I would defy anyone not to have got an erection or a pair
of wet panties as little Ashley gleefully slipped off Mary-Kate's innocent
flowered panties and made the child an instant idol of every pedo with a
computer and/or television.

Ashley dropped her naked, humiliated, bound and unconscious sister to the
stage. The look in her eyes was priceless, as was the damp darkness of the
crotch of her own little girl's panties. The cutie was hot of breath, as she
went over to take another swig of her bottled water... I saw the props
manager inject a shot into Carrie's ass to keep the bitch out so I would not
be required to bash her head in again. It, was quite, considerate... and I
said, 'thank you' to her...

Everyone rushed about to get the camera reloaded.   I guess the writers had
been frantically coming up with some cute little tummy ticklers for the
girls based on what they had assumed, to be my intentions.. and I saw Ashley
walk her little, panty-covered ass over to, study the cue cards as they were
prepared. The kid looked a... little anxious, so I decided to go over to get
her a little more comfortable with her role.

Me:
Hey kid... you did really good so far.

Ashley:  [sipping from her water bottle]
Gee mister, I never expected to do this type of show until my career was
like... dead... at least until next year.

Me:
Well honey, I saw the dirty picture you made in that 1998 calendar, so that
is why you are getting raped today.

Ashley:
Oh yeah... the one with me and Katie in our pajamas on the bed all shock
eyed, like some burglars had just entered the bedroom and were going to
filthy us...

Me:  [playfully]
Ashley!… That sweet trashy twelve year old mouth… is 'that', what you were
thinking for that picture?

Ashley:  [a little embarrassed]
Yeah they said to think up something scary... I am not a slut but…

Me:  [helping the kid out]
I know... stories get told. Do you know what put that look on Mary-Kate's
face?

Ashley?
Golly, it could hane been, like... anything mister... but you know the dog
on our show?...

Me:
I don't watch the crap you do.

Ashley:
oh… well... anyhow... when Mary-Kate was in the dressing room... the dog...
followed her back there... and tried to fuck her.

Me:  [ears definetly perked up]
What?

Ashley:  [Gleefull]
Yeah... it was hilarious. You know, how big he is… and stupid, Mary-Kate was
sooo embarrassed... he almost fucked her, before she finally screamed... and
the trainer then spoiled everything... but you should have saw the scratches
all over her, and all the cum on her panties... where the dog was trying
to... stick his...cock, in her.

Now that was very interesting.  I let the kid have her laugh.

Me:
Is the dog here this week?

Ashley:
No he filmed his scene yesterday... I think he is doing a, food commercial
today... Say mister, if you make this show popular enough that we don't get
canceled... I mean... after we have the babies... and everything, if you are
on the show... next year or something, do you... want to... maybe, breed
Mary Kate with the dog, and maybe... say that you want some black guys or
someone to make me their slave, like... too?

[Priceless]

Me:
Is that, what you would like, Ashley?

Ashley:
Oh Yes!... more then anything.

Me:
Okay. You should make a fine, little, piece of white trash. Maybe some of
the guys from family matters will guest star.

Ashley:
Yuck... tell them you want some tough kids... from NYPD BLUE.

Me:  [with growing respect for the kid]
Okay… but then the producers of that show will probably want you to do a
guest spot for them... and probably show your little ass off now that it
will be so famous.

Ashley:
Okay… I don't care, cause, I have a nice ass, don't I, mister?

I just gave the increasingly eager child a last little pat on that nice,
little ass.  I had been feeling the little twelve year old up as we had
talked, but I knew she had lines to memorize if she was going to even come
close, to getting a genuine laugh out of anyone.

I left Ashley and walked over to were Mary Kate had revived and was being
talked to by the production manager.

Me:
I will take over.

Mary-Kate tried to fight back the tears so as not to give me the
satisfaction I guess. The little wild cat still had some fight left... good
for her. Breaking this delicious little morsel would be... a gourmet
pervert's delight.

Mary Kate: [lower lp trembling]
Why are you doing this?... I don't even know you.

Me:
I am a man, Katie. And sometimes men do these things. Little girls should
not act too sexy until they are ready to get played with this way.

Mary-Kate:
But... you hit me... and no one will... even help... Robert isn't here. Dad
is off screen… and I think you killed Carrie with that baseball bat... Are
you going to kill me?

Me:
Maybe... probably not this time... or even next because you have to have a
baby and finish with the doggy first, but I am sure little Ashley might be
into just about anything by now, so I might let her decide if this series
will end with a snuff episode or not.... Neither of you is talented enough
to ever do a show again, so there is no point trying to leave the door open
for comeback specials, is there?  I am not really into necessarily snuffing
either of you, but maybe it will be a poll by my sponsor PEDO'S R US at
writemkarl@hotmail.com attention the snuff poll , where fans of this episode
can vote whether they want you, your sister, or both of you snuffed... I
mean it won't be like anyone will miss just one of you, will they?  I think
the winner of the contest will get an all-expense paid personal reply e-mail
from me, Mkarl [The Depraved Canuck] …[contest void where prohibited/no
purchase necessary/all entries and suggestions become the intellectual
property of Mkarl and may be used in future Depraved Canuck Pedo Files...
mkarl can not be held responsible for Coco-Cola trying that new formula
fiasco.]

Mary Kate: [just not getting into the spirit of things]
Don't kill me mister.

Me:
That will be up to the participants in my shamelessly plugged poll bitch,
now just wait here and think about what a beautiful mommy you are going to
make, posed with Ashley... in nothing but panties...umm... showing off your
eight... months... pregnant bellies, on the cover of... people
magazine...yeah, and then, think about next season's fall sweeps where I
will have you satisfy that dog... and just to really get the water works
running, little cry-baby... remember if your show makes it to the end of the
year, than I will be back then too, and we will have had time to count all
the votes.

As the young cunt completly started crying for her daddy, I just stepped
back to take one last look at the virgin sisters... so identical, and yet,
so differnt too, as they spent their last minutes of innocence... then it
was time to take our marks.



Olsen Twins III:  Breeding the Bitches
By The Depraved Canuck

Welcome to the payoff... for anyone keeping score at home, this is the third
part of a story where I invade the world or Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen and
have sexy fun with the twelve year old Hollywood cock-teasers. The mission
is to teach the kids what happens to little girls that... act too-cute. If I
have a good fuck, and end up with the satisfaction of starting a whole new
industry of Ashley and Mary-Kate pedo-pornagrapy promotional properties,
than so much the better... but success will only be measured on the
successful Breeding of the Bitches.

The idea is a cumulation of factors; the rise of Jerry Springer shock appeal
for the America media market... hollywood sluts posing pregnant and naked on
the covers of industry magazines... and of course, the promotional machine
of the child stars themselves... and most specifically, their 1998 calendar
that just made me wonder what they saw approaching the bed to get a look
like that on their pretty little faces.

Without further ado… here is Breeding the Bitches.

It had been somewhat interesting playing with the moment and just soaking
the atmosphere as I killed time before the production team had rolled over
into position to get a new show in the can, but now that we were going to
roll, I had to make sure I was calling the shots.

Me:
OKAY LISTEN UP EVERYONE. I KNOW YOU ALL ARE TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE, BUT
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED, AS IT IS GOING, SO THIS TIME
WE ARE DOING IT MY WAY.  I DON'T NEED ANY COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY.
YOU GUYS JUST CATCH THE ACTION, WHILE I BREED THESE BITCHES AND I GUARANTEE
YOUR SHOW GETS WATCHED BY EVERY PERVERT IN THE FREE WORLD... AND THAT WILL
SET A NEW TELEVISION RECORD.

I waited as Ashley went over to her sister so we could pick up where we left
off, and then I told the kid to sit on her sister's face and make the little
tomboy pleasure her. If Katie wanted to be a boy type then she should have
to see what we put up with

Ashley just smirked like she had wanted to sit on her sister for a long
time.

Ashley:
Okay Katie, I guess this is where we prove who is the boss, huh?

 Mary-Kate looked like she wanted to spit venom. The kid's make-up was a
mess from the tears and she just screamed.

Mary Kate:
GET OFF ME ASHLEY, WHY ARE YOU GOING ALONG WITH THIS FREAK?

Ashley:
Because I am the boy crazy one... now shut up and lick my cunny.

[I don't think I need to tell any of you how hot it would look for one
twelve year old girl to sit on the face of her twelve year old identical
twin, but in case you can't imagine it… WO-OW-OWWW!]

Ashley was just humping Katie's face. For a couple of kid's having their
first on camera sex scene, they were just operating on raw animalistic
emotions; Ashley primal lust, and Mary-Kate, pure survival.

I slowly pulled my cock while I heard Ashley read off a couple of what
passed as jokes on her pathetic show.

Ashley:
Yeah Katie. You always wanted a cat right?... Here is the pussy for you.
[insert laugh track] The tomboy one should like girls [insert laugh track]
Eat me out you stupid slut. [now that one got a genuine response from the
studio audience.]

Lez action... is for those who... really enjoy it, and I could not be with
twin twelve year olds without, some of that type of fun but... I really had
bigger fish to fry [read 'impregnate'] so I told Ashley 'fun time was over'.
The lust crazed kid banged her sisters head up and down against the floor a
couple of more times and then stood up to give the camera a shot of Katie's
juice covered face.

I told Ashley it was time for her breeding, but just so we did not have to
listen to Mary-Kate sontinue to cry and beg everyone for help; we would gag
her, with her panties. I told Ashley to hold them for me while I took a piss
to flavor them first. I told Ashley to add her little girl taste too.

The precious doll asked if she could put the panties in her sisters mouth
first and just piss on Katie's whole face.

Me:
Of course sweetie... take a twelve year old's piss all over Mary-Kate's
crybaby face.

Ashley looked straight into the camera and gave the boys and girls at home
her little smile as she debased her sister. It was sooo hot, than I had
Ashley secure the piss soaked panties into Mary-Kate's mouth with duct tape
making sure to get it around and around her head to make things painful when
it got cut out.

Me:
Okay Ashley, get on your knees and show everyone why you are called the boy
crazy one.

Ashley:
Finally, I always wanted to make a boy... happy. You might be all grown up,
Mister; but I am going to pretend you are, like, that cute kid from Home
Improvement okay.

Me:
All unfaithful cunts do things like that Ashley, so I would expect nothing
better from you. It will be enough for me to know that it is my cock that is
gagging you and my cock that is going to fill your cunt with the baby.

Ashley:
Isn't there any way I do not have to have the baby mister?

Me:
No.

Ashley:
Okay than.

I pulled the girl's blond hair from her face, as I had her open her twelve
year old mouth to accept the head of my experience cock. I paused as the
production department took a still shot of their money maker about to be
orally impaled by my eight inches... then I inserted.

Ashley's eyes opened wide to the world of cocksucking. All the pretend
practice she had ever done on the wieners and carrots from her daddy's
fridge could not begin to prepare her for eight inches of the real thing. I
pulled her head tight to help her take it, deeper.

I guess I knew it made for a hot show, but the jerk with the handheld was
trying for a shot over the top, and it felt like I had someone trying to put
it up my ass, so I just grabbed the camera myself to do the shoot. I told
Ashley to look up and try to smile as she choked on my dick. The kid
probably felt self conscious of the drool but it is the fashion in porn to
degrade the chick while she sucks these days, so I just held Ashley,
throat-filled, on my cock and filmed her until I risked suffocating the
child and finally had to release her.

I was on the verge of shooting-off all over, the little angle's face; but I
needed to save my boys for baby-making, and so it was finally that time. I
got the fertility drugs from my rape kit and went over first to inject a
shot in Mary-Kate's twelve year old ass. She whimpered into the panty gag,
as the needle pricked her butt and I shot the ultra potent hormone mix in to
activate her system.

It was Ashley's turn next.

Me:
Do you know what is in this syringe?

Ashley:
That's for the baby right?

Me:
Yes Ashley... this is very powerful stuff. It is not legal, but I have
enough to do all the children of TV land. The stuff quite often gives
multiple births and the success rate guarantees that you and Mary-Kate will
both be bred bitches this very episode... but I want you to try to have
twins and Mary-Kate too... I think a lot of people will like it if twins
have twins, and than all this continues in the next generation in some
follow-up TV reunion down the rode.

Ashley:
You mean we might get on TV again? Even Mary-Kate will hope to have twins if
anyone will ever let us be on TV again.

I pushed the kid on to her prop bed and made my mount. Kid's can be tricky
if one has no experience. Ashley was tight but I had the experience for both
of us and easily broke her open. She gave the moan I loved, of
freshly-deflowered-virgin.

Ashley:
Mister, it hurts.

Me:
Yeah, feel it good, bitch... now fuck, you little slut.

The studio audience held its collective breath as Ashley made like a bunny
rabbit. I would have loved to fuck the kid to orgasm but we had hit our
first commercial break. I looked down into Ashley's eyes and saw back the
look of a woman fulfilled. I kissed her mouth and swapped tongues as we
tried to maintain the mode. A bead of sweat dropped from my nose onto her
face and the kid's little pink tongue found it. She was ready for the
breeding, and as the camera started again I just finished.

[Ashley had been instructed to be very vocal about the baby to try for the
laughs.]

Mister. I am just a kid... [laugh track] I am too young... [LT] You are
going to ruin me... [LT] Oh God Mister, knock me up. It feels so good.

[They always wanted it.]

I told Ashley to raise her little ass in the air and hold herself so the cum
could run down into her, and then I started over to Mary-Kate who had
watched in horror at what was to be done to her next. The kid was perfectly
terrified and I kicked her as I stepped up to the plate.

Me:
Feel that bitch. You thought you could get away with it cunt. Everyone wants
this for you. No one cares. No one is going to help. We changed the script
so daddy gets in a car accident trying to drive home. He isn't coming from
stage right to rescue you cunt. Carrie is still out from the baseball bat so
you just take it now bitch. The whole fucking studio audience wants to see
it.... listen… GIVE ME A HELL YEAH, BREED THE BITCH IF YA'ALL WANT IT.

Studio audience in unison:
HHEELL YEEAHH BRREEDD THHEE BBITTCCCHH

The public had spoken. I slapped Katie several times and dragged her naked
carcass across the stage cave-girl style to the bed set.

Me:
Scoot over Ashley… make room for sister.

Ashley stayed quiet as I raped her sister's virgin cunt. Mary-Kate kept a
steady flow of tears until I shot off deep into her prepared cunt. Everyone
in the audience seamed to orgasm simultaneous at the poignant point of my
insemination of Kate's fertile cunt. I lifted the child by her ankles and
held her dangling for the camera like the catch of the day, while my cum ran
deep into her twelve year old cunt.

The audience broke out into unrestrained applause. Shouts of encore, encore
filled the studio. Ashley had never seen anything like it in her life and
took a bow for the crowd before I ordered her to get elevated again. The
show still had a segment to fill but that was the directors problem... I had
my satisfaction for the moment and was to make my personal excursion from
the scene.

Oh I know that there is still story potential for more, and I would not
object to exploring it but I need to know if it is worth the time. My
sponsors Pervs R Us, wants to have this become a new franchise for me. If
you would like to follow the Olsen Twins on the talk circuit send me a line
at writemkarl@hotmail.com and address it to More Olsen Twins. If response is
favorable the producers will also bring me back for Olsen Twins revisited
where the dog and some black studs getting on the action. I could also tell
you about the cast and crew wrap party that was just starting on the girls
as I exited stage left, but right now I have to run as I answer the mail of
the day. For your own mail from the author send me your comments on this or
any other story by the Depraved Canuck or mkarl at writemkarl@hotmail.com


Olsen Twins IV: 12-Year-Old Mommies
By the Depraved Canuck

Oh the humanity… Mkarl reporting live from the publicity studios of ABC
where little Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have just addressed the thongs of
interested reporters as to the results of their fraternity tests and those
results are going to cost me a fortune on my cigar purchase budget.

The girls almost seamed painfully shy at the circus atmosphere of their big
announcements… Following on the day after the first airing of the big
broadcast, the girls had seen their show set a new television record for
North American prime time audience pulling in an amazing 86 share of the
television market… Reporters from everything from The World Weekly News to
Maternity World were on hand to interview the little 12 year old knocked-up
celebrities…

Ashley spoke first.

I want to thank everyone for all the kind attention… The media and fan
response since that mysterious man raped us three weeks ago has been amazing
and very heart felt… We wanted to wait until the episode aired last night
before releasing the results of our pregnancy tests and we have a lot of
news for everyone.

First of all the show last night set an all time record for viewing… Robert
says we could have rivaled the World Cup or Olympics if our crappy show was
carried in more countries… The ratings were not enough to save us from
cancellation for the 1999 fall lineup but I would be very interested in
hiring that man to help mine and Mary-Kate's personal production company do
a theatrical release of our continuing story if he will get back in touch
with us.

I think Disney may have freaked a little when the censors butchered the job
with the black dots and let me go nation wide with that guys big cock going
in my little mouth… I want to thank Ben for the wonderful e-mail he sent to
me at what a good cocksucker I was for just a kid…

Anyhow… I don't know what crap ABC will replace us with but I am pretty sure
it won't be as hot as two 12 year old cuties getting more and more pregnant
every week so for that you are going to have to keep your eyes open for our
straight to exxxtacy TV release of The Olsen Twin's Getting Preggy… Robert
says we will produce it ourselves and will be hitting the talk circuit to
promote it soon…

I guess that is all I have to say since this is for ABC and I don't really
want to talk about them anymore since the assholes canceled us but Mary-Kate
is being a bitch and she wants to whine some more so here she is… Thank you

I had to snicker as little ruined Mary-Kate stepped up to the mic… In my
disguise, I was front row center and the kid did not even realize you was
aiming the camera at her disheveled face… Even with her Hollywood makeup
artists, the kid was a bit of a mess… She had obviously not been sleeping
well since her humiliation at the end of my dick.

The crowd hushed as she paused to hold back the wet tears of humiliation and
then began to speak.

You are all so sick… I am just a little girl… Why are you all writing such
bad things in your stories and in the emails on the computers? I never liked
to get raped… I was just trying to have fun as a actress… That man was bad
and he raped us and no one stopped him…

This morning when I was coming here with mom and Ashley, some boys were
waiting outside and they said their dog wanted to make me be a bitch and
that the bad man would snuff me but I just want to be left alone… Robert
says now that our show is getting canceled that I need to be doing more
dirty things since that is what everyone likes but I don't want too… Ashley
and Robert are making these babies part of a new stupid movie for our
production company and I don't like it… They want that guy to come back but
he said I had to fuck a dog if people vote for it at writemkarl@hotmail.com.
He even said that his sponsors are running a poll to kill me or Ashley… I
think everyone should vote to kill her if… I mean… I don't want thi… thisss…

As Mary-Kate started the waterworks, her agent Robert stepped in to usher
the little crybaby away from the microphone… I could not resist reaching
down to adjust my hardon as the slime-ball agent took the podium with the
big announcements everyone was waiting for.

Could someone give Mary-Kate something to relax her… Poor kid… She is going
to make thousands from her new celebrity but 12 year olds, huh? Luckily I am
here to keep things moving… As Ashley correctly pointed out the show last
night was a runaway success… I can tell you right now that Disney is
thinking of doing an animated Saturday morning cartoon of Mary-Kate and
Ashley's zoo adventures but I am not sure that is where we want to go…

The kids are shooting an all new Calendar for 2000 where they will be posing
pregnant in panties for all the pictures… The Society for the Promotion of
Kindness to Animals is looking to hire Mary-Kate for a series of ads on the
importance of finding sexual release for the family canine… Ashley has had a
ton of offers for everything from stag party entertainment to becoming a
Saudi Arabian princess…

In the short while, the kids are going to be battling morning sickness for
the next few weeks so we will jut be filming the home documentary of the
first stages of their pregnancies… As Ashley mentioned, the movie will be
released on Exxxtacy TV as soon as the girls deliver… A home video release
will follow at better adult stores everywhere…

Finally Ashley will start up her own telephone line will you can here her
taped messages of what she would like you to do to her at 555-perv. Calls
cost 9.99 a minute and children under 12 should not let their parents know
that you are calling before you do.

Okay… With the big announcement now… Let me tell you fish-wrap writers to
get the presses halted for a new headline on page one reading Twins Have
Twins.
The room burst into an uproar as the same question sprang forth from
everyone's lips…

I will allow doctor Ross to explain.

As Doctor Ross took the podium I admit that I had my mind on just how many
Cigars would be required in four months time if I had four bastards on the
way.

Hello, I am doctor Ross… I am not normally an obstetrician but with the
celebrity of this case they brought me in to handle the press… It seams like
the fertility drugs used on Ashley and Mary-Kate have beaten the odds and
both girls conceived twins… Mary-Kate is having two boys while Ashley is
having a boy and a girl… I don't have much else to say so I will return to
the celebrity trash heap of guys who stupidly left successful shows and
promptly disappeared, never to be heard of again.

At this point the panel fielded questions but I am sure that I have no
interest in the inane ramblings of the morons at Entertainment Tonight and
Hard Copy.

[FOLLOWING THE PRESS CONFERENCE]

It was an interesting few months following the press conference as Robert
had the kids run wild on the publicity tour… Jay Leno was boring as always
and Entertainment Tonight was a complete joke but there were several
highlights of note.

Barbara Walters got Mary-Kate to cry again… Saturday Night Live spoofed the
girls with a recreation where both girls ended up slopped in a mix of fake
cum from super-soaker guns… The Department of Health made the girls poster
kids for planned parenthood and the kids went up on a bill board at Times
Square in their cute little panties and three month pregnant bellies…

Mary-Kate's commercial shoot for the S.P.K.A. turned out to be little more
then thinly disguised bestiality as the dog did everything but rape the kid
in the minute long spots before a canine bitch was introduced to relieve the
dog's randiness. In the third commercial in the series, Mary-Kate's panties
tear and the dog penetrates her… The censors get the black dots to cover but
the look in the kid's shocked eyes is priceless…

People magazine waited until eight months to do the kids on the cover… Both
girls [now 13] are naked in side profiles and looking very pregnant. Inside
the magazine in a sealed section is an exclusive where the girls do some
cheesecake… Very nice…

But the highlight of the celebrity tour was the Jerry Springer show where
the trash master surprised the kids with a special appearance by me.

Jerry:
Okay Ashley… Mary-Kate… Let me introduce the two of you to mkarl.

Me:  [seeing Mary-Kate start to bolt]
Tackle your sister Ashley.

Ashley jumps up as Jerry's guest control cuts-off Mary-Kate's exit… Ashley
grabs her sister's long blond hair.

Mary-Kate:
Oww… LET ME GO, ASHLEY.

I get to the girls and grab Mary-Kate myself.

Me:
On the stage, bitch.

Crowd:  [mindless]
JERRY… JERRY… JERRY...

I reach down and pull of Mary-Kate's maternity pants and panties and then
lift her up for the cheering audience… I tell Ashley to strip to as the
perverts in Jerry's crowd go nuts… Mary-Kate tries to pull free so I bitch
slap her in the face and the crowd roars its approval… I hold Mary-Kate
while Ashley takes off her sister's top so both five month pregnant girls
are naked and we all sit down in our chairs to field the intelligent bits of
wisdom form Jerry's brilliant fans.

The fat girl:
I think that Mary-Kate is a bitch and I would love to get knocked-up by
mkarl.

The geek in the glasses:
I think this is wrong that 12 year old girls should get raped.

Ashley:  [annoyed]
We are 13 now, moron.

Jerry:
You seem very into being a mommy, Ashley?

Ashley:   [as if answering everything]
I am the boy crazy one Jerry.

The crowd:
JERRY… JERRY… JERRY...

Me:
Jerry, I think that the crowd might like to see you introduce the next
surprise for little Mary-Kate here.

Jerry:
Okay then… here is Comet the dog from, Two Of A Kind.

Comet's handler leads the dog onto the stage as I reach into my rape kit for
the spray that I have formulated called Aroma a-Bitch… [available soon form
mkarl's bestiality superstores everywhere]

I gave Mary-Kate a spay in her face and one on the pussy and then threw her
on the stage… Comet decide to jump her ass… Ashley got down to help hold her
sister still as Comet thrust his hard dog cock hard into Mary-Kate's wet
cunt… Ashley giggled and told her sister that this time no one was going to
be throwing cold water on the dog… And no one did…

As Comet drove his knot into Mary-Kate and started to cum in the little
girl, I had Ashley go over to Jerry Springer and get down on her knees like
a good little girl… Jerry is pretty small but he had a good cum on Ashley's
face… The show set an all-time viewing record for Jerry and he gave us an
invite to do the deliveries live on his show, but me and Ron were thinking
of a pay-per-view combination delivery/nigger, gang-bang orgy…

We only had four months to wait after Jerry and no time at all in mkarl
world so look for the PPV and maybe some other bad stuff in the next Olsen
Twin update coming very soon by The Depraved Canuck.


Olsen Twins V: Stuffed, Then Snuffed
By the Depraved Canuck

Welcome to PornoVision where the world of primetime television gets
eroticsized by the twisted minds of the mkarl studios. Your channel surfer
for today is the Depraved Canuck and the primetime lineup calls for the
twins to get fucked… fucked some more… then fucked even more… We don’t need
any canned laugh track cause the writer is pulling out all the stops to make
this one a belly spliter… You may need a good supply of Kleenex though as
these twins are oh so cute.

For those just getting exposed to PornoVision or more specifically, my Olsen
Twins saga, let me take a paragraph or two to get you into the swing of
things. First of all, to explain PornoVision think of the Twilight Zone
meets the Truman Show meets Deep Throat… You may end up with a case of
vertigo but if you can suspend your disbelief and keep up on your pop
culture than you should just pop for PornoVision.

As for the Olsen Twins… No, I don’t really hate these poor little girls. I
did get tremendously amused by their fan web sites and the publicity
campaign that accompanied their recently canceled ABC Friday night show. I
mean the girls are practically being presented as every pedo perv’s
wet-dream come true so I just had to give them the PornoVision treatment. If
little Ashley or Mary-Kate are reading this I would love you to drop me a
line at writemkarl@hotmail.com but you should go no further and neither
should anyone else under the age of eighteen because this celebrity parody
is going to see the girls get used and abused in much the same manor as my
first four treatments of the preteen Hollywood cuties.

Now with the pre-production taken care of, we can get the Olsen Twins
Stuffed, Then Snuffed.

Mary-Kate was pissed off. I looked across the table at her and just could
not wait to get my hands around that little bitch’s neck so she could choke
for breath as I raped her now thirteen year old cunt again and again for our
upcoming pay-per-view special. The young cunt was trying to insist that she
had equal ownership in her jointly owned production company with her sister
and there was no fucking way she should be getting forced into the
pay-per-view.

Mary-Kate:
I won’t do it.

Robert:  [the girl’s agent]
Listen darling… I know… You don’t want to get fucked but we have only a
couple weeks to get the contracts finalized and the satellite space booked.
You and Ashley are both set to deliver on the twenty-eighth and we need the
pre-buys to get those cowards at viewer’s choice to go with a primetime
showing so your little fan’s can see you all. We already have the marketing
deal with the fuckable life-size action figures of you and Ashley and if
this weird fertility drug works to re-breed you on the same day as your
delivery then you and Ashley are going to make a lot of money doing the adds
for the drug company for the next nine months.


Mary-Kate:
Fuck you Robert. You are my agent too… Just cause Ashley is such a fucking
slut…

Ashley:  [interrupting]
Shut your fucking mouth skank, or maybe mkarl will have to gag it with his
cock right here… Isn’t that right mkarl?

To tell you the truth, the idea did appeal to me but as Ashley sat in my lap
with her little thirteen year old arms wrapped around me, I could not quite
bring myself to toss the eight month pregnant mother of my children onto the
floor just to get at her cunt twin sister… Besides, the way the pay-per-view
negotiations were going, there would be plenty of time to fuck the little
bitch in the wake of her painful twin deliveries.

Mary-Kate:
If your freak boyfriend even tries anything I will bite it off… This is not
on TV today so it would be real rape and police or somebody would come and
shoot you if you rape me today mkarl cause I am like just a kid and you
already raped me anyhow and made me fuck a dog so you can’t do anything
today cause this is not even on PornoVision.

Poor Mary-Kate… I did not have the heart to tell the kid that the security
camera in the corner made this PornoVision, as did any camera at anytime…
Hell, I could even invade your home movies if I wanted and do you on your
vacation this summer. The numbers never lied and PornoVision gained its
supreme providence from the readers support so Mary-Kate and all the other
women of primetime television had no opportunity to escape at all.

Robert:  [reassuringly to Mary-Kate]
Don’t worry Katie… Mkarl is well aware that the real money is too be made
off of the pay-per-view. While those dinks at Disney and ABC fucked up and
canceled you girls right after the best two shows you ever did, it is a gold
mine for us… Your home video going direct to Exxxtasy TV is going to be hot,
hot, hot, with its behind the scenes cat fights between you two and what
happened with Comet back stage at the Jerry Springer show… Fuck anyone who
doesn’t cum when they see that dog biting your hair and dragging you back
into that corner for a second doggy fuck of your pregnant 13 year old cunt
must be either dead or a total prude. I am telling you Mary-Kate that I am
going to make so much money of your young white ass that I am going to go
down in the agent hall of fame as the guy who screwed over my child stars
the best of all.

Ashley:
And I have the votes to make you take it Mary-Bitch-Kate, so just don’t even
fucking cry cause I am going to sign the contract right now.

Ashley adjusted her weight on my lap as she gripped the pen in her hand and
signed up for her excellent payviewfuckspectacular. Since the twins were
untalented enough to do anything without the other, it was a fate complete
was Ashley scribbled her I do. She turned to me and planted a hot little
lovers kiss on my lips as she handed me the pen.
I tried to shoot my most menacing look at little Mary-Kate whose lower lips
were just starting to tremble in preparation for the release of the water
works and then the first wet, salty tears started to flow from the kid as I
put signature number two on the document of doom for the twins.

Robert took the legally binding form over to the now bawling Mary-Kate… The
cunt knew she had lost again and even if she thought she could refuse to
sign, it was no problem for Robert to stick her hand in the ink pad and
forcibly roll her fingerprint onto the contract. Mary-Kate was totally
fucked but not as fucked as she would be on D-day.

D stood for delivery which was exactly on the twenty-eight at 6:00 PM.
Viewers from around the world jammed on to mrdouble’s to get the action and
this is what they saw.

Peter Benton of ER fame was on hand to provide the medical expertise. Ashley
had gone into Labor first. Mary-Kate asked for medication but I wanted her
alert so she could really take the rape when the babies were out. Nurse
Carol Hathaway [who would be having a very prominent role in mkarl’s
collaboration with Coach Jenny in the soon to be rewrite of the all new and
improved Through The System] tried to comfort Mary-Kate as she moaned and
groaned with her labor pains.

Hathaway:
It is okay Mary-Kate… You were never going to be on a popular show like ER,
but this pay-per-view is going to make you the most popular child porn star
ever… When mkarl stuffs then snuffs you, people everywhere will know that
you were willing to die to make them cum.

Mary-Kate:
Fuck you bitch… Take these straps off… I am too young too die.

Hathaway: [slapping Kate in the face]
Don’t call me a bitch you cunt… When people read about me getting fucked by
both doctor Benton and that big cocked nigger Lt. from NYPD BLUE in Through
The System, they are going to know that I put out… And so do Helen Gamble
and Ally McBeal and Jill Kirkendahl and Diane Russell and even that new DA
from Law and Order. If all us pretty primetime stars are willing to get
fucked and humiliated so perverts can read about us and get turned on then
you should be honored that you can give yourself to pleasing so many
thousands and thousands of readers on the Internet too.

Mary-Kate:
But they must all be sick to enjoy a little girl getting raped and pregnant
and what that freak mkarl is going to do to me in this pay-per-view stuff
and snuff show.

Hathaway:
They might be sick perverts but I would bet they might like it if The
Depraved Canuck describes your sister delivery now, huh?

Ashley was fully dilated. Peter Benton looked down on Ashley as I coached
her on her breathing. Even in the final minute’s of the pain of delivery
twins, I could see her looking at the big black doctor’s crotch… Little
blond Ashley had began to develop a real taste for black and I had promised
her that her next children would be colored. Benton had agreed to mount the
kid as soon as she had deliver by brats, and he would be the first of dozens
of black celebrities who would add their potent nigger seed into young
Ashley.

Peter:
Come on, kid… POP THESE BUNS, so we can get funky like a monkey.

Ashley:
I never heard you say somETHING like that on your shOWWW.

Peter:
I may be respectable on ER but in PornoVision I wants what all niggers wants
so we have a head.

I looked down at my lovely little Ashley’s spread legs and watched as little
Mkarl junior began to enter the world. Even with my soft spot for the kid,
it still turned me on as she tried to break my hand and screamed as if she
was being torn in two. I told Ashley that this was her lord’s punishment for
being a slut and suffer.

Ashley managed a little cute comment, “I am glad… IT HUUURTS so MUUUUCH for
youRRRR baYYYYYbEEEES…OWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Ashley’s scream was suddenly harmonized by the first cries from her first
bastard’s infant lungs. The kid was a boy and it pleased me greatly that
Ashley would be able to become a grandmother in just a few short years from
her own breed. Benton handed the boy to me to present to hold up to the
viewing audience. I looked over at Mary-Kate who looked at the huge size of
Ashley’s first and realized that two the same size would soon be getting
squeezed out of her own thirteen year old cunt.

The Blacks in the background all murmured at what a fine baby Ashley had
delivered. It was no guarantee that Mike Tyson or Tiger Woods or Dennis
Rodman or OJ Simpson or any of the other black studs would be the one to
breed the little white slut but each and every nigger knew that she would
produce a handsome half-breed child for them.

I handed the child to Ashley and told her to lick the newborn’s cock. Ashley
looked hesitant but she knew we had a few minutes to fill before she could
pop again so she complied with my directions. I was such the proud father as
my son took his first of what would be ten’s of thousands of blowjobs from
his cock-sucker thirteen year old mom.

Ashley:
Look-it mkarl… little junior is getting... BIGGER.

Me:
He knows when he is with a slut-whore-mom. He will fuck you by the time he
is five. You can become a grandma by the time you are twenty.

Ashley:
On his birthday? Can we have a special birthday party for the five year old
boys when they fuck me and Katie… Fuck, I want it. I want by kid to make me
into a twenty year old grandma… Then maybe I will have a boy again and I can
be a twenty six or seven year old great-grandma…

Me.
You will be a ‘great’ grandma from day one with an attitude like that… I
need to tell you that Mary-Kate is going to have to improve that
uncooperative attitude if she wants to still be around for her boy’s fifth
birthdays.

Ashley:
How are you going to snuff her, mkarl? Will it be really sick and disgusting
so people should keep their eyes closed?

Me: [quiet, so Mary-Kate can’t here]
No… That wimp The Depraved Canuck is going to listen to Ben and Gerry… Even
though I get to snuff both you and Mary-Kate, we have to do a lame DALLAS
rip-off so you will both be back at the end to do sex in the shower.

Ashley:
Can I dildo rape Mary-Kate, like in PSYCHO.

Me:
Maybe… Now pop your baby so I can let OJ SIMPSON rape you so everyone can
get pissed off at me and write me nasty e-mails at writemkarl@hotmail.com.

Ashley:
I think describing babies coming out and talking about snuff is going to get
you into trouble even without mentioning bad nigger’s like Mike Tyson and OJ
Simpson so maybe you shouldn’t do it.

Me:
No Ashley… you deserve the biggest, baddest, blackest cocks to fuck you to
death and that is what I have for you…

Just then Mary-Kate’s next rude scream interrupted mkarl.

Nurse Hathaway:
This cunt is finally delivering her first, Peter.

Peter Benton:
Let her do it on her own… She only has a few lines left in this episode
anyhow so get your slut white ass over here and start sucking my big black
cock so I am ready to breed Ashley cause she is about to pop too.

It was close to the orgy gang black-breeding time so I gave the signal to my
lovely fluffers Andrea Thompson and Jennifer Aniston to start working at
their volunteered servicing of the waiting niggers. Andrea was eager to be
reprising her role as nigger servant from Through The System, but for
friendly Jennifer, this was her first taste of nigger cock in PornoVision.
She had only taken the fluffer job so she could see what I would be doing to
her and her FRIENDS [soon in their own PornoVision spectacular, tentatively
scheduled to be CO-produced with Coach Jenny after we get done getting the
Olsen twins Stuffed Then Snuffed, and then putting Julia Roberts Through The
System.]

The two primetime beauties dropped submissively to their knees as Dennis
Rodman elbowed the artist formerly known as Prince, off to the side to get
at Jennifer, while Mike Tyson proved why he is the baddest man alive my
punching OJ in the head to get his unusually small [for a nigger] dick into
Andrea’s sultry sexy cock-sucking mouth. Peter Benton reached down to help
Ashley push out her girl child, while Carol Hathaway finished up on sucking
him to full readiness.

It was approximating a three ring circus with all the action going on and
forgive me if I fail to mention what that freak Michael Jackson was trying
to do to me with his friend Mr. T. I mean I am trying to present a ‘straight
’-forward PornoVision account of a stuff then snuff little parody here and
all I can say is that I always suspected which way Michael swung but Mr. T
was a ‘big’ surprise to me in more ways then one.

The stupid freaks had me momentarily occupied so all I could do was listen
as Ashley and Mary-Kate harmonized their screams and delivered twined babies
who both popped on spit-screened televisions around the free world at
specifically the same instant. All I could do was try to get Clubber Lang
and the Boy in the Bubble to go fuck themselves as I heard Peter order Nurse
Hathaway to take Ashley’s girl child so he could get down to shooting her
with the experimentive fertility drugs and then begin phase two of the
pay-per-view PornoVision spectacular.

Ashley:   [so cute as she gasped to catch her breath]
That … is… a … pretty… big… needle… that you… are going to… stick in my…
little white ass, nigger.

Peter Benton:
It is nothing compared to this big black cock that I am going to stick in
that fertile, white pussy.

Ashley:
Your bigger then mkarl or even those nigger stage hands that raped me at the
celebration party at the wrap up for Two Of A Kind… How big are you mister
Nigger?

Peter Benton:
Why don’t you use your mouth to find out honey.

Luckily Mr. T had no greater stamina then Black and White mister ABC so I
was able to get back just in time to see Benton grab little Ashley by the
hair and slide his twelve inches between the disheveled young teen’s pretty
red lips and deep into her wet, willing 13 year old mouth. I could not help
but fell a pang of jealously as that old saying about white cunts who go
black never coming back reverberated in my thoughts, but I quickly reassured
myself with the revisionist history edit of the succeeding sequels, this
pay-per-view stuff and snuff would be written right out of continuity.
Still, it was intimidating to see Benton’s huge twelve inch’s begin the
process of fucking little Ashley Olsen to death.

Mary-Kate was still bound on her delivery bed… Her ankles secured in her
stir-ups with her legs spread. Her arms tied tight above her head. She could
just tilt her head to see big black Peter Benton begin to darken her once
beloved younger sister. Mary-Kate was the older of the two identical twins
by several minutes. She had tried to boss little Ashley around for twelve
years. She had gotten to be the tomboy one while Ashley had played the
boy-crazy one… Now as this weird, fucking PornoVision freak show thing had
taken over her world, It was Mary-Kate who had no control, and it was little
slut Ashley who had arranged that Mary-Kate would be about to be
strangle-fucked as she delivered her second boy child. The kid had screamed
herself hoarse in the growing terror of the snuff and the pains of her
childbirth so as she finally began to succumb to the contractions of her
second delivery, all she could do is beg me with her tear filled eyes as I
allowed Nurse Hathaway to fluff me for my performance.

Peter Benton was ready to fuck little Ashley Olsen.

Ashley:  [Seeing Mike Tyson approach]
Excuuuuse me nigger… Wait your turn okay.

Tyson:  [in his squeaky little voice that will be dubbed over by James Earl
Jones for the home video release.]
Hey girl… I am the baddest man alive… I already raped a beauty contestant
and I liked it way better then all them white boys I had to rape in prison…
Even though my dick is small for a nigger, I get to fuck you in the ass
while the ER doctor fucks your cunt… My manager Don King is going to fuck
you in the mouth too just like he is going to do to Evander if that nigger
wants a rematch with us.

Ashley:  [to help the laugh quotient]
Oh goodness… I am not big enough to be a whole Oreo Cookie Sandwich… I guess
I will be one of them mini-bites. [joke mandatory in all mkarl productions.]

Benton:
Get up on me kid and sit on my big twelve incher… As small as Mike and Don
are even a tiny kid like you should handle this okay… Sides from that ever
increasing sea of black humanity over there with Jill and Jennifer, looks
like you are going to have half of the NFL and three quarters of the NBA and
the rap music industry to fuck you to death tonight.

Ashley:
Fuck… I just delivered two babies… Just pick me up and squish me between you
niggers… I am too exhausted to do any fucking.

Tyson proved to be the gentleman boxer as he took the kid by her hair and
used his ape strength to yank her up from the bed as Peter laid back, his
lean black body looking oh so hot on the clean white sheets of the maternity
bed. Tyson then pushed Ashley straight down on top of Benton so his twelve
inches speared her already quite stretched cunt. [from the babies.]

Ashley moaned in sexual ecstasy to take her first nigger cock in her cunt…
Then she absolutely screamed in pure delight as Mikey slid home up her tight
little 13 year old butt. I had to admit the kid was a picture of beauty even
when old dink Don King weaseled his way in to take his spot at the child’s
mouth.

Me:  [to Mary-Kate]
Finish delivery bitch… I can’t wait any longer to strangle-fuck you.

Mary-Kate: [tuff girl to the end]
Why… [sob] don’t you just… [sniff] do it, freak.

Me:
Hmm… You might delivery in the middle… I suppose anyone still reading must
be enough of a pervert that they might just appreciate something so sick… I
don’t know… Some people think I could even get away with playing with poor
little Jon-Bennet Ramsey… Hmm.

[Depraved Canuck editorial insert… Input at writemkarl@hotmail.com is always
valued… Just how far should we go… Mkarl is a fucking freak and maybe a
total racist or something stupid like that… He might do just about any sick
stories but he still wants to please the readers too so write us and let us
know where we step over the lines… Is it the racist stuff you want toned
down? The rapes? The mom’s getting fucked? The little girls? What about
dogs/gorillas/and their zoo friends? What is our favorite story of yours,
and what made you think we should just seek help? Votes are currently being
tabulated so let me know if you wish to exercise your democratic voice in
the process.]

Depraved Canuck exercises artistic license and hits the fast-forward on the
remote control. Mkarl is just tightening the Olsen Twin,
Deluxe-Skipping-Rope around Mary-Kate’s thirteen year old throat as he
sperms inside her contracting womb… [yuck… Sorry]

With the kids final contortions she delivers a little cum-covered bastard
for me making it a perfect four for four of successful deliveries for the
pay-per-view special. Little Mary-Kate looked so peaceful in her final rest
that I was almost tempted to leave her like that but sequels are the stuff I
whore myself to more then anything else so Mary-Kate’s demise would only
stick until the exciting dildo-sister-rape, lesbian fuck-fest coming next
show.

As for Ashley… I have already had my fun with Tyson so all that is left is
to say that OJ finally conclusively entered into the world of proven
murderers as little Ashley expired on his surprisingly large nigger cock… It
was death by suffocation but the kid got in the last bite… [ouch… yuck]

Obviously it is time to put this story to rest as those final five
paragraphs should be enough to tick off and/or disgust everyone… Be here
next time for something a little more playful as Ashley goes psycho on her
twin sister in something I want to call Texas Olsen-Dildo Massacre. The
girls are also scheduled for an invite to the white house but they are
thinking of taking a trip to sea-world instead. Any votes on whether you
want slick-Willie to wet his blow hole or should free-Willie get his whale
load of fun?


Olsen Twins VI: Texas-Dildo Massacre


It is that time once more, when reality and fantasy merge into the mess that
is PornoVision.  For those keeping score, this is the sixth chapter in the
Olsen Twins saga.  Perhaps more relevant, you might be wondering just what
the hell these girls are doing in one of my stories following my last effort
where the girls got Stuffed Then Snuffed... Remember, this is PornoVision,
so ratings generate reality, and the girls seem more popular here than they
were in their recently canceled drek ABC Friday night show, so as long as
the readers want new adventures, I will continue to pump them out; even if
the girls might tend to get DONE from time to time.

Texas Dildo Massacre is a direct follow-up to Stuffed Then Snuffed
[available upon request from the author] and should answer some questions,
so without further ado, accept a brief pause to solicit your comments at
mkarl2000@hotmail.com, we take you to the shower of little,
thirteen-year-old, Mary-Kate Olsen.

Mary-Kate: [in all-revealing ThoughtVision]
God... what a freaky nightmare I had last night.  What the fuck, was that
all about anyhow?  I shouldn’t have pigged down all that pizza last night, I
guess.  God, that nightmare was just so real though.  That freak guy raping
us during an episode of our show... I couldn’t do anything o stop him.  I
can’t believe how dirty it all made me feel... I just want to stand here in
the shower and let this hot water run over me for hours... Fuck, I never had
such a dirty dream before.

Mkarl:  [to the reader, only]
Okay, I am going to try something new for this one and kind of check things
out from a third party point of view so I can do the guys perspective on
things... As the author too, I will be able to get into the girl’s heads and
as a horny pervert, I will do some play-by-play of the Texas Dildo Massacre
as it proceeds.  For now, let me describe little Mary-Kate Ashley in the
shower as she stands with her nude, little, thirteen-year-old body under the
cleansing spray of the warm water.  For a kid, Mary-Kate is a pretty hot
piece-of-ass.  Slightly, longer than shoulder-length light-brown hair crowns
a fairly attractive little face.  I am not so sure as to her exact height or
weight, but I guess her to be a touch over five feet and in the neighborhood
of one hundred pounds.  More importantly, she is just starting to develop.
She favors wearing jeans, and the photo’s on her web sites reveal that she
has a pretty-hot, little ass.   I imagine for a little, thirteen-year-old
virgin, that Mary-Kate is very, very tight, of course, and her little pussy
is already covered a little by a nice little triangle of hair... She shaves
it to keep it trim, but hasn’t chosen to go bare yet.  Her titties are just
starting to fill out.  Give her a year or so and, yum... Of course, having a
couple babies will help speed up that process too.  With the preliminaries
out of the way, let’s turn our attention to the action as little Mary-Kate
suddenly sees a shadow through her shower current and...

[psycho sound-effects]
ENN...ENN...ENN
The shower curtain is suddenly yanked open and standing there in the nude is
the boy-crazy one, Mary-Kate’s identical twin, Ashley Olsen.  Ashley has a
big strap on sixteen-inch, black dildo... Otherwise the only thing on the
little tramp is a wicked, little smile as she says...

“It wasn’t a nightmare you little, cunt.”

Mkarl:
And Mary-Kate screams.

Mary-Kate:
EIYYEEE, ASHLEY, I’M IN THE SHOWER!

Ashley:
That’s right, bitch... You are in the shower like all the boys out there
want to here... Look at you, you little slut... You got fucked-up in the
last five chapters, but this time, I get to be the one to treat you like a
total cunt.  You should never have been born, you little cunt... I never get
to do anything myself, but now mkarl said if I can think of things to fill
up this whole story, that I get to rape you all by myself, again, and again,
and again...

Mary-Kate: [yeah, starting to cry... WHAT A BABY]
Ashley... NOOO, this has to still be a nightmare.

Ashley:
It’s a dream, Katie, a wonderful dream of how I get to have my very own
personal slave that I can use and abuse anyway that I want to... You are
going to get so fucked-up, but first, let’s just make sure you get washed
enough.

Mkarl:
Okay, action... Mary-Kate tries to pull back into the corner of the bathtub,
but Ashley jumps in and we have a... CAT-FIGHT.  MEOW, SPIT, SPIFF, REOW...
Poor Mary-Kate... Ashley has her by the hair and is banging Katie’s head
back into the wall... OWW... OWW, now THAT’S gonna leave a mark.  FUCK, is
Mary-Kate ever feeble... For a tomboy, she is not much of a fighter...
Oh-Oh, looks like Katie is out on her feet and yes, ASHLEY HAS KNOCKED HER
TWIN SISTER SENSELESS.

Ashley:  [to me]
Pretty good, huh mister mkarl?  I bet all the boys out there are having big,
hard cocks to imagine two little, naked, thirteen-year-old twin-sisters like
me and Katie, fucking-fighting so good and vicious, huh?

Mkarl:
Try not to talk to me, Ashley-honey... It will spoil the illusion.

Ashley:
Fuck... I don’t care... Let all the boys out their wank on their big
cocks... Describe me so they all know how fucking hot I am... I am going to
fill this bathtub up with water and sit on Mary-Kate, and make her eat me
until she fucking drowns.

Mkarl:
Umm... Sweetie, could you hold off snuffing your bitch-sister until we have
a few other hot scenes described for the readers?

Ashley:
Why don’t I drown her now, and than fuck her body, anyhow?

Mkarl:
Yikes... umm, let’s fuck her while she is still able to respond so that it
will be easier to get our page count up, okay?

Ashley:
You writers... oh, well, I guess you are the only one that is going to give
us girls work now that ABC has canceled us, and I have to admit this is the
most interesting stuff we ever did, so... okay, I will pick Mary-Kate up by
her hair and drag her to our bedroom to fuck her with all those things we
got... DESCRIBE IT, MISTER MKARL.

Mkarl:
Ashley reaches down and grabs two handfuls of her sister’s long hair.  Naked
little Mary-Kate is roughly pulled up to her knees by her wicked, boy-crazy
sister, until she is mouth to dildo-level.

Ashley:  [to me again... the skamp]
I think the boys will like her to suck this big, black cock I have on first.

Mkarl:
I am sure they would, pumpkin.

Ashley:  [to her half-conscious sister]
Open that cock-sucker mouth, Katie... I am going to show you what boys do to
cunts like you... I saw you suck mkarl’s cock when we got Stuffed Then
Snuffed... FUCK, I am glad that I am a cute, little, thirteen-year-old girl,
but if I was a boy, I could rape Mary-Kate sooo good... I would love this
cock to be real... NOW, SUCK ME, YOU CUNT, MARY-KATE OLSEN!!!  Don’t even
try to scream for help, cause I am going to gag you with this huge sixteen
inch dildo in your mouth until you FUCKING CHOKE TO DEATH.

Mkarl:
Ashley...

Ashley:
I FUCKING KNOW, MKARL... HURRY, DESCRIBE THIS!

Mkarl:
Okay than, Ashley continues to hold Mary-Kate at dildo-level with her left
hand, while she takes the huge, artificial cock with her right hand and
pushes it to her helpless sister’s pretty red lips.  Oh-oh... Looks like
little Katie is going to be difficult.

Ashley:
OPEN YOU MOUTH, YOU CUNT, AND SUCK ME!

Mkarl:
Looks like she needs to be educated, Ashley.

Ashley:
Describe when I hit her, mkarl.

Mkarl:
Ashley pulls back her right hand and gives it to her sister hard, really
hard.  Oww... Oh-oh... Ashley pulls back again and... NOW THAT ONE IS REALLY
GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!

Ashley:
I am going to punch you right in the nose, Mary-Kate, so open your mouth,
cunt.

Mary-Kate: [opening to try to protest, maybe]
PLEASE STOmmmgghh...

Ashley  [obviously thrusting the huge, lifelike cock into her sister’s
mouth]
SUCK THIS COCK, YOU SLUTTY WHORE-CUNT... THIS IS WHAT ALL THE BOYS WANT US
TO DO, YOU STUPID BITCH, NOW SUCK ME UNTIL YOU FUCKING CHOKE...
HA_HA_HA_[substitue your favorite little girl’s laugh here]

Mary-Kate:
Slurrrrrp... Gagggk.... Chhhhhokkkke... Suuuuckkkk... [these sound effects
are always so lame but just try to imagine two identical twins... both
naked.  In a bathtub... one girl on her knees, and the other one standing,
dominantly over-top of her as she forcibly shoves a huge, sixteen-inch black
dildo though the helpless kid’s pretty, red lips, and deep into her
orally-violated, wet mouth]

Ashley:
What’s the matter Mary-Kate?... Are you going to choke to death?... Yeah, I
am fucking going to ‘do you’, bitchhhh.... unnnnh.

Mkarl:
Suddenly Katie fights back and pulls Ashley’s legs out from under her,
sending the wicked slut crashing back to strike her head on the wall.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK, MKARL... THIS IS GETTING OLD.  Everyone has seen Ashley doing me for
like six stories now, Don’t you think it is stupid for this lesbian story
for me the tomboy to be getting beat up... I mean FUCK, I am the one that
plays sports and everything... Stupid Ashley, can’t even fucking shove that
dildo down my throat right... I think we should change this one where I will
beat the fuck out of Ashley and rape HER, okay?

Mkarl:
Hmm... I guess that would have made more sense... I was pretty mean to you
in the earlier stories... it might piss the readers off though for us to
change like this.

Mary-Kate:
Me and Ashley changed all the time on FULL HOUSE... no one ever cared
then... don’t worry Mkarl. Ashley has been a real cunt, and I think all the
boys out there like her best anyhow, so when I fuck her, they can all
imagine it is there cocks going in her.

Mkarl:
Sounds good, so what’s first?

Mary-Kate:
First, I have to take a piss.  Ashley made me be her toilet so now she will
be mine.

Mkarl:
Golden shower time, okay... Mary-Kate pulls Ashley back from the wall and
gets down to kneel on her sister.  Ashley is pretty dazed from her fall, but
she starts kicking as Mary-Kate squats down and lets her piss flow.

Ashley:
Yuck... STOP HER MKARL!

Mkarl:
Sorry, Ashley, you know I like to see a girl get pissed on her face... fill
her mouth, Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
Call me lover, mkarl... I will serve you way better than stupid, Ashley did.
You should have made me the boss right from the start... watch me piss all
over Ashley’s face for you.

Ashley:  [trying to struggle to regain her upper hand]
Get off me, Katie... YOU CUNT!!!

Mary-Kate:
Keep that mouth open, Ashley and drink my piss... Mkarl can see what a
pathetic slut you are... Mom and dad screwed up with you, that is why they
had me too... I was always the favorite, you loser... You know mom and dad
loved me best, now I am going to rape you and than it will be you drowned
now... Finally, I will be the only one.

Mkarl:
I am not really sure that anyone will get drowned girls, we already did the
DALLAS rip-off with bringing you back in the shower.

Mary-Kate:
I though that was a PSYCHO rip-off.

Mkarl:
It’s all of them, the point is references can be to many different things,
but we really don’t have a good way to resurrect either of you for the
moment, so no more snuff scenes until you have outlived your amusement to
me.

Mary-Kate:
What a rip-off... Can I at least get Ashley, fucked by a dog, like she did
me?

Mkarl:
Sure, the readers always enjoy a good dog-fuck to a cute girl.

Mary-Kate:
What if we take Ashley to the zoo and throw her in cages with all the
animals... Gorillas, and elephants, and snakes, and dolphins, YEAH... You
were going to do a zoo story for the longest time... your readers will love
that...

Mkarl:
I guess I should do the zoo thing, I still think we could have done more
with this Dildo-Massacre idea, but it looks like we will have to maybe
explore this idea later... I still want to do the two of you making a
big-budget kiddie porn movie, so we will do the finishing scenes from
dildo-massacre then... We will visit the zoo next time, but we start
throwing you kids in with snakes and tigers and things, you just may end up
getting snacked on... If you DO survive, than we can do the kiddie porn
version of Texas dldo-massacre where we will add more sex and stuff... Than
your babies should be old enough to turn you two mommies into grandmas...
FUCK... I guess there will still be some sick ideas to do with the two of
you...


Olsen Twins VII: Into the OCTAGON

The girls were almost bigger pains in the ass than they were worth. What had
initially been designed as a simple invasion onto their television show for
a fun little fuck, had sprawled out of control to become my signature
accomplishment… Now the offers were coming in left and right… R. wanted to
power broker a live action crossover with Disney where the girls would star
with 101 Dalmatians… Hell, the idea had some appeal to me, but…

Robert was out of the picture now, he had been the twins agent during the
first five adventures with them. I had admired how sexed-up he had presented
the twins to Hollywood and its adorning public for their formative years,
but things had progressed now where the franchise needed my personal
management. At best, I figured I was down to my last four projects with the
girls, and I wanted them all to be special.

I went through the offers displayed on my computer screen, and while they
all had a certain appeal, the Dalmatian one looked about the best until I
saw the cool offer from Leopard. As an industry leader in the promotion of
girl/girl cat-fighting, Leopard suggested that my own audience might be up
for a little more developed battel between the girls than I had allowed them
in my prior Texas-Dildo Massacre. Hell, like I already stated, the girls
constant whining as to who should be the victim in my last few stories was
beginning to really be a pain in my ass, so I called the little honey’s
over.

Mkarl:
Ashley, Katie, I have been going over our offers for adventure ideas, and I
think I have come up with our next project.

Mary-Kate:
Your going to let us go to the zoo, right?… So I can feed Ashley to some
snakes or something…

Ashley:
No, YOU CUNT… I am going to feed you.. Right mkarl?

Mkarl:
You will probably both end up with wild animals, but we are not going to the
zoo yet…

Ashley:  [interrupting]
I don’t want to fuck president Clinton, mkarl. He’s too old and fat.

Mkarl:
Don’t interrupt me, Ashley. I should never have allowed either of you little
cunts to think you are special… God, I hate precocious kids.

Mary-Kate:
What’s Procochius?

Ashley:
He said precocious, like we act too-old with our sexy pictures and stuff… It
’s not even true, mkarl, you like us precocious little fucktoys.

Mkarl:
What a slut you are, Ashley… Okay, I like precocious, but you both still
need to learn that neither of you is more than a simple, albeit cute,
piece-of-ass. I am just going to use you until I am no longer amused and
than I think we all know how this will all end.

Mary-Kate:
Just get rid of Ashley, mister mkarl… I was already punished in the first
five stories so it is my turn to be your favorite.

Ashley:
UN-UN Mary-Cunt, I am always going to be mkarl’s favorite cause I am the
boy-crazy one, and I suck cock best, don’t I, mkarl?

Mkarl:
Your a very good little cock-sucker, Ashley… With all that talent, it really
is a wonder that you were not able to keep your show at ABC, but my
favoritism can not be won over by anything as mundane as a simple blowjob
from a little thirteen-year-old celebrity. That is why I called you both.

Ashley:
What have you decided than… Master.

What a special little child. Ashley really was a boy pleaser. She easily
could have been my favorite, but the problem with identical twins, is that
it is almost impossible to like one without the other, so I needed to do a
tie breaker. When Mary-Kate had been the tomboy one, it had just pleased my
sensibilities to smack her around the most, but she had rightfully pointed
out during the Texas-Dildo Massacre farce, that it was far more logical for
the tuff girl to win the fight over the little boy-crazy one. It was time to
let her prove it now.

Mkarl:
Well, I was thinking of teaming up with the Disney property and doing the
two of you with 101 Dalmatians, but we have already did the dog thing…

Mary-Kate:
Don’t remind me…

Mkarl:
SILENCE, Mary-Kate.. I will not tolerate you little brats continuously
interrupting me!

Good, I liked the scared-hurt puppy-dog eyes.

Mkarl:  [continuing]
Now, as I was saying, the Dalmatians was a pretty good idea and so was
having you do some professional kiddie porn, but the idea that caught my
attention finally, was a suggestion from catfight expert, Leopard, that will
settle which of you will be my favorite for the remaining stories.

Ashley:
Wh… What is it?

Mkarl:
Do either of you sweet things know what Ultimate Fighting is?

Mary-Kate:
Th… That’s that stupid wrestling stuff, right?

Mkarl:
Mary-Kate, I am surprised at you… Your suppose to be the tomboy one… No,
Ultimate Fighting is not ‘wrestling-stuff.’ Wrestling is highly
entertaining, but it is not nearly as ‘real’ as is Ultimate Fighting. You
and Ashley have a ‘date’ in the Octagon, where the looser will get beaten
into submission and forced to eat out the victor… Final victory will come
with a dildo rape of the loser’s tight, little girl’s-cunt.

Ashley:
I am not really ‘into’ that, mkarl… Lets have some sort of… Cocksuck contest
instead, okay?

Mkarl:
No.

And so it was that the twins were scheduled for a September 17, Friday night
date-with-destiny… Leopard had given me some pointers, but in order to give
the fans their money’s worth, I knew I would have to stretch things out a
little here and add in some more details.

Both girls were in peak shape… It was hard to believe that they had just
both delivered twins, themselves not more then two adventures ago. The young
mom’s breasts were still full of milk, although were still a little on the
small side as is want with thirteen-year-olds. I thought about adding in
some mommy-kiddie stuff, but that would have to wait until I did Olsen
Twins: eighteen-year-old grand-mothers.

Picking out the combat outfits was a joy in itself. We decided to hit
Fredericks. The sales girls were a little unsure about outfitting a couple
of kids, but celebrity has its advantages, and soon little Ashley and
Mary-Kate were modeling everything from crotchless panties to studded
leather dog-collars.

Ashley got right into the leather goods. What a little cock-teaser… She did
look awfully good with that little thirteen-year-old body poured into those
tight-fitting, black-leather SLUT-SUITS. It took Mary-Kate a few minutes,
but when she saw me into Ashley, she too was soon in locks and leather
herself. Both of the little cunts were bagging the sales girls to give them
the sluttiest leather outfits in the story, until I could take no more…

Mkarl:
We’ll buy them all.

Ashley:
Don’t you want to see us wear more, mkarl?

Mkarl:
Oh yes I do, Ashley… And less as well… But that will come in more detail in
a future adventure, today, the leather is a little impractical, as we need
to get you in outfits that will rip to shreds in each other’s little hands
as you combat in the Octagon… I think we will go with black bra and panties
for Mary-Kate, and red for you… You both can wear spandex hotpants and
T-shirts too so we get some good stripping action… That’s my final word.

It was on to the Octagon. I was not sure I could right a hot story with just
two little hellcats pulling each other’s hair, or scratching each other’s
eyes out, so I decided to make the fight a ‘garbage-match.’ For those not
familiar with wrestling terms, that meant that the ring would be full of
various objects that the girls could use to subdue and/or humiliate each
other. Ashley and Mary-Kate were led to the ring as I took my seat at the
announcers booth with Leopard.

Mkarl:
Well, Leopard, I hope you like what I have done here, it is not quite like
your own productions, but it is about the best that I can do playing in this
all-fight format.

Leopard:
The fans will judge mkarl, but now the battel of the ‘TIT’-ans has begun.

Mkarl:
Right you are, Leopard. And it looks like it is the tomboy one, with a quick
grab of Ashley’s hair.

Mary-Kate: [as she twists her sister’s hair and sends Ashley to the mat]
I am going to beat the fuck out of you, Ashley.

Ashley:
OWW… You cunt, let me GOOOO…

Mkarl:
It’s Mary-Kate tossing Ashley into the steel cage, and raking her face in
the steel mesh.

Leopard:
Oww… that’s got to leave a mark.

Mkarl:
Wait, Mary-Kate spins Ashley around and… Punches her in that sweet little
kisser.

Leopard:
SMACK… Ashley’s head snaps back.

Mkarl:
And it’s Mary-Kate pulling back to swing again… Ouch that one rolled Ashley’
s eyes up into her head.

Leopard:
Oh, my goodness, mkarl, Ashley is out on her feet and we have our first
knockdown.

Mary-Kate: [dropping her sister to the floor and then standing over top of
her fallen twin]
GET UP, YOU FUCKING SLUT, I am not done with you yet.

Leopard:
Mary-Kate is reaching down to take her sister by the hair… and Ashley
strikes out and catches Mary-Kate in her belly with that feeble punch.

Mkarl:
Fuck, she hits like a girl… I bet Katie barely felt that one,

Mary-Kate: [not letting go of Ashley’s hair]
Is that the best you have, sister-dearest… Fuck, you’re pathetic… I am going
to beat you black and blue, ant then fuck you to within an inch of your
pathetic little life, you looser… It will be me that gets to survive when we
go to the zoo, and you will be the one that has to fuck that president.

Leopard:
Looks like Mary-Kate is going to do the classic ‘bang the girl’s head
again-and-again on the floor’ routine.

Mkarl:
It’s always a winner, Leopard… 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8… Looks like little Ashley is
going to have mashed-potatoes for brains after this one.

Leopard:
Wait, looks like the cutie is going to… Yes, she has bounced her sister off…
This could still be a real fight.

Mkarl:
Ashley’s going for the trash can… And she has the shampoo bottle.

Mary-Kate: [struggling to her feet too]
That shampoo is not going to stop me, CUNT.

Ashley:
I am going to squirt it in your eyes.

Mkarl:
And it’s not Johnson’s and Johnson’s no-tears baby shampoo either… Looks
like Ashley got it right in Mary-Kate’s peepers, and now she is grabbing her
helpless sister’s shirt and… We have our first girl’s bra in view.

Leopard:
Hmm… No-stretch marks form her delivery of you children mkarl.

Mkarl:
This is PornoVision, Leopard, where we don’t need to worry about things like
that… Just wait until you get a look at my upcoming Fade To Black series
where we heal Lindsay Dole’s stab wound from last season’s PRACTICE
cliffhanger.

Leopard:
Shouldn’t you concentrate on one story at a time?

Mkarl:
Probably, but I like breaking the rules and seeing if I can piss people off
at the same time that I give them something to enjoy… Still, complaints can
be sent to mkarl2000@hotmail.com if anyone thinks I get to cute doing these
little adventures. I value all my e-mail and will respond always… Sometimes
the mail will even lead to new stories as it has here.

Leopard:
Okay, well, in the Octagon, Mary-Kate is desperately trying to get the soap
out of her eyes as Ashley has knocked her down and is now pinning her with
her knees on her sister’s shoulders.

Ashley:
You have a potty mouth, Mary-Kate… I am going to squirt this shampoo all
over your face and in your mouth before I make you eat my pussy… Now open
that potty mouth, which I pissed in, up.

Mary-Kate:
STOP IT, BITCH… I will take scissors and cut all your hair off for this.

Ashley:
Yeah, right… Mkarl would never allow it, now drink this shampoo and get
sick.

Leopard:
You know mkarl, if you had a thing for shampoo, you really should have used
it when the twins were in the showers last time.

Mkarl:
Yeah, well, like so many of my adventures, that one kind of dropped the ball
from my original vision… Plus, I am kind of borrowing this shampoo idea from
that wonderful shower room catfight between Ivory and Tori on last weeks RAW
which I did not get a chance to watch until a couple days ago… Anyhow, looks
like the shampoo bottle is empty now, and Ashley is going to return her
sister’s favor of doing the head-bang.

Ashley:
You like this Mary-Kate? You like it when I take your hair and bang your
fucking head on the ground? It hurt’s, huh? You are going to lose. I am the
one mkarl likes… That is why I got to help rape you before… Now I am going
to do it again… I am going to bash your head until you are fucking
knocked-out, and than I will strip you and fuck you with that impossibly
huge twenty inch dildo they are making us use… Fuck… That is really going to
ruin you.

Leopard:
Anything you want to say on the choice of a black, twenty-inch dildo for the
girls to use?

Mkarl:
I think my views on big, black cock are fairly well established but check
out my upcoming Fade To Black co-production with CoachJenny for further
insight; for now, let’s watch as Ashley seemingly has her sister down.

Leopard:
That’s what smashing a girl’s head down on the floor will do… Looks like
Ashley is going to take advantage of the situation to get Mary-Kate out of
those skintight jeans she is wearing. Any regrets about not letting the
girls go with the leather?

Mkarl:
Thirteen-year olds in tight, black-leather slut-suits will always be a crowd
favorite, but I think I can do more with that imagery when I get the girls
boob jobs and do their ‘Our First Porno-Video’… One thing for sure, they won
’t be singing any stupid songs with all the cock they will be sucking for
that one.

Leopard:
That was another viewer’s request, wasn’t it?

Mkarl:
Yeah, I try to honor as many as I can where possible… I value all of them,
but there is only so much time in a week, still, when we see stuff like
Ashley sliding her sister out of those pants there, it all seems worthwhile.

Leopard:
Okay, Ashley is about to pull those jeans right off, and then Mary-Kate will
be in her bra and panties… I understand that the winning conditions are two
fold and also involve pussy-eat… WAIT A SECOND, MARY-KATE KICKS ASHLEY
IN-THE-FACE… We still have a fight on our hands.

Ashley:  [taking the kick to her face just as she pulls off her sister’s
pants]
OWW.

Mary-Kate: [spitting to get the taste of shampoo out of her mouth]
You cunt, Ashley… I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

Mkarl:
Now, It’s Mary-Kate pouncing on her twin… Fuck, when they both get stripped
naked, it is going to be hard to tell them apart.

Leopard:
Putting them in opposite colored underwear was a clever idea, I suppose.

Mkarl:
Yeah, I am not too good at picking out girl’ slut-wear, and I would value
more suggestions in future choices from my viewers, if they have any
suggestions… For now, let’s watch and enjoy as Mary-Kate pulls off her
sister’s shirt and wraps it around her sisters neck.

Mary-Kate:
Choke, you bitch… I am going to strangle you until you are out of it, and
then fuck you with that dildo to win… You are finished, you slut.   Now.
CHOKE for all the boys.

Leopard:
This isn’t going to be a snuff, is it?

Mkarl:
No, don’t worry about that. I will remind the girls, MARY-KATE, NO STUFF,
REMEMBER.

Mary-Kate: [probably needing the warning with the lust in her]
FUCK… Okay, Ashley, yeah… Breath again, you slut… I am going to go to the
trash can and see what I can find for you now.

Mkarl:
I wonder what that is like for a little girl to get beaten all helpless and
then just have to lie there like Ashley and wait for some humiliation about
to be bestowed upon her. I suppose it must be like in those horror films
where everyone knows it’s coming, but they progress anyhow.

Leopard:
Let’s see what Mary-Kate finds in the trash can…

Mkarl:
And she chooses the whiskey bottle.

Leopard:
Alcohol, the kids are only 13.

Mkarl:
Yeah, I know, but the image of being forced to drink from a long necked
bottle really turns me on… Let’s watch.

Mary-Kate: [pouring some booze on Ashley’s face to revive her]
Open you’re mouth Ashley… Wake up… It’s time to get all drunk.

Ashley:  [trying to avoid the alcohol]
Stop it Katie, I don’t want to.

Mary-Kate: [dropping down to kneel on her sister and put the bottle right to
Ashley’s mouth]
I am going to pour this whole bottle down your throat so you will get
totally fucking drunk… Everyone want’s to watch you get done Ashley, so just
drink this you little bitch.
Ashley:  [with the long neck of the bottle shoved between her pretty red
lips]
Gulp, gulp, gulp [or whatever drinking noises you like]

Leopard:
How does that look to you, mkarl?

Mkarl:
Mmm, wonderful… I love how it is pouring in too-fast for Ashley to drink it
all and some is dribbling back out of her mouth… Her little hands flaying
about uselessly is hot too.

Leopard:
Yeah, well you better caution Mary-Kate to ease up before Ashley drowns…

Mkarl:
No need, as the orchestrater of this little dance, I am in complete control,
but I do think that with Mary-Kate kneeling over Ashley, it is probably time
to wrap up so let’s have her finish Ashley off.

Leopard:
The thumbs down, mkarl, how Roman… I expected a hand drawn across your
throat more in line with the wrestling motif.

Mkarl:
Hmm, that would have been a good idea, but Katie got the message.

Mary-Kate:
You’re going to eat me now, Ashley, so that I can finish this my strapping
on that big twenty-inch black dildo and doing you in that slut cunt of
yours… It is all over now but the crying so eat me, you drunk cunt.

Leopard:
I guess Mary-Kate is going to leave her panties on and just pull them to the
side as she has Ashley pleasure her.

Mkarl:
Ashley is a little bombed with a fifth in her belly, looks like Mary-Kate is
not going to get much more out of her sister then a pussy rub to her face.

Mary-Kate: [to me]
IS THIS ENOUGH, MKARL?

Mkarl:
Hmm… The sex in this one has been awfully light, I guess there is not much
we can do about it now… OKAY MARY-KATE, STRIP AND FUCK ASHLEY, NOW, AND WE
CAN WRAP THIS UP.

Mary-Kate: [to her drunk little sister in singsong]
I am going to win and you are going to loose, I am better and you are
getting fuck-ed.

And so it came to pass on page eleven at roughly twelve-forty-eight in the
p.m. on Friday, September seventeen, Mary-Kate Olsen, performing for her
lord and master, mkarl, did strap on a huge twenty-inch, black dildo, and
proceed to violate her identical twin sister, Ashley in ALL her holes… The
sex was gratuitous and since this entire exercise was more of an exploration
of cat-fighting, the viewer will be left to their own interpretations as to
just what took place. For our purposes, the adventure was over and it had
been established that it would indeed, be Ashley that took the brunt of the
action in the following happenings… For fans of beast action, I think we
might visit the ANIMAL FARM next time and put the zoo off till the series
ender… Expect Olsen Twins VIII: Animal Farm, sometime next week, which gives
anyone interested a few days to mail me with their favorite animals… You can
do zoo suggestions too as that one will be coming sometime in October, I
imagine.

Olsen Twins VIII:  ANIMAL FARM
By The Depraved Canuck

The adventure continues…

I was driving the car as we made our way out of Hollywood to COD’S BULL
RANCH… I was really looking forward to the adventure as it just filled me
with a huge amount of excitement to imagine both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
being totally fucked into oblivion by all the various critters at the farm.
Mary-Kate was a little less into the idea.

Mary-Kate: [from the back seat of the car]
Why aren’t we going to the zoo, mkarl? I wanted to feed Ashley to some
animals.

Mkarl:  [answering the question for at least the hundredth time]
The zoo will be for later Mary-Kate, I am not so sure anyone will get off on
seeing you girls fucking for your lives again, and there are so many exotic
animals at the zoo that I really want to see which way the votes come in
before we proceed.

Mary-Kate:
You mean how people can e-mail you at mkarl2000@hotmail.com and tell you
which are their favorite animals to fuck me and Ashley, huh?

Mkarl:
Right.

Mary-Kate:
We will make Ashley get fucked by all the dangerous animals though, right…
The tigers, and snakes, and dolphins, and things.

Mkarl:
How are dolphins dangerous?

Mary-Kate:
They can hold you under the water while they fuck their big dolphin cocks
into our tight little pussys.

Mkarl:
I am not sure they even have dolphins at the zoo, Katie.

Mary-Kate:
OH PLEASE… THERE HAS TO BE DOLPHINS… It will be so funny, like that episode
of Married With Children, only Ashley will get fucked and drowned. The zoo
can have them if you want them, Mkarl.

Mkarl:
If we get any requests for dolphins than we can do them, but I am not so
sure that people want Ashley to get done like that… Besides, if you want the
big snake to swallow her and the tigers and wild dogs to get her too, that
is just all too much… I don’t really think that is the type of stuff that
people want to see in these stories.

Mary-Kate:
But if they ask for it, than you will give it to them, right?

Mkarl:
I always try to give my fans what they want if they let me know what that
is.

Mary-Kate:
Mmm, well I hope we get to this stupid farm soon so we can have some fun
with Ashley. I owe that bitch so much for making me fuck the dog when she
was your favorite. I am so glad that I won that lame-ass Octagon fight last
time to be your favorite now.

Mkarl:
Yeah, well don’t let it go to your head… I really can’t tell the two of you
apart and really don’t care which of you conspires with me… Mostly I just
get off on the idea that you two twins aren’t really as lovely-dovey as you
always made out… Still, if Ashley can upseed you again than that will be all
your problem, so you better keep her beat down and subservient to you from
here-on-out, or it just may be you that gets it at the zoo, anyhow.

Mary-Kate:
Just remember that you have to bring us back for our reunion with our
children so my son can knock me up again and so can Ashley’s.

Mkarl:
Speaking of Ashley, she is still breathing back there, isn’t she?

Mary-Kate:
Don’t worry, mkarl. I am just sitting on her face and making my cunt sister
eat me for the whole drive. I am going to get myself all lubricated so those
stupid bulls, or horses, or whatever go into me easier. How much further is
it, anyway?

Mkarl:
Shouldn’t be too much further… Why don’t you talk a bit about what you are
doing to Ashley back there and by the time you are done, we should be at the
stud farm that Cod is letting us use… By the way girls, you will both be
expected to service Cod too.

Mary-Kate:
Yeah, like… DUH, that’s a big surprise there. All you boys are the same… I
suppose I should describe poor little Ashley back here, huh?… So all the boy
perverts out there can wank their dicks while they imagine us two little hot
girls driving on our way to a breeding farm. I guess the naughty girls that
read this can put their own hands down the front of their panties and have
their wicked enjoyment as they imagine it was them grinding their wet pussy’
s down on my sister’s talented tongue. Yeah, Ashley can eat pussy good. I
have already cummed three times all over the slut’s face. When I lift up and
look at her, I can see my juices dribbling down her chin and neck. I know
she is the boy crazy one, but I am going to also make her my little pussy
slave forever and ever… Mmm, mkarl, I think I am going to cum pretty quick.

Mkarl:
Fuck, Katie, You might have me cumming myself with that talk, do some more.

Mary-Kate: [giggling]
You better not cum in your pants while we are driving, mkarl… You know that
is messy and yucky and I will just have to clean it anyhow. Why don’t you
pull over and let me take care of that big hardon of yours again.

Mkarl:
Nope… The turnoff to COD’S BULL RANCH is just coming up… If you want to cum
on Ashley’s face again, you better do it right away.

Mary-Kate:
Okay, Ashey… You little cow, eat me good, now, SLUT… You are going to be
with all the bulls to fuck you, and horses and the pig you are too… EAT MY
PUSSY…

Ashley:
MMMGH… NNOOOMPPPH… OWWWWMMPPHHH…

Mkarl:
Sounds like you are getting a little rough back there Mary-Kate, the fans
might like a description.

Mary-Kate:
Everyone can know that I have Ashley’s hair and I am pulling it as fucking
hard as I can to make my slut sister eat my cunt so good. She is totally
helpless with the way I have her hands tied together behind her back… FUCK,
OHHH, mkarl… I THINNNK… OHHH…YESSssssssssss… I AM CUMMMMING AGAIN… SHIT.

Mkarl:
Just in time, Katie, cause we are at the farm.

As I drive through the gates to the ranch, my cock can’t help but stiffen
slightly at the big sign over the entrance way of the huge bull and his
equally huge cock about to enter the mounted cow… Sex and breeding is just
so natural and open on a farm or ranch… It is all so wonderful, but I was
pretty sure that no one in these parts had ever had an opportunity to
witness two little hottie child stars like the Olsen kids take the breedings
before. As we proceeded up the winding driveway, my suspicions were
confirmed as I saw the reception awaiting our arrival… Looked like everyone
from the weekly community paper’s news crew to the local 4H Club were at the
ranch house when we pulled up. A good looking gentleman came out to meet us,
whom I would quickly learn was Cod.

Cod:
Hello there, mkarl, right? I would recognize you anywhere from your first
rape of the twins on their show, or that sick PPV you all did… Fuck, I
bought that thing every time they broadcast it… You are doing so much to
promote the cause.

Mkarl:
Why, thank you, I do what I can… And you’re Cod?

Cod: [taking a look in the back seat on the car where the girls are]
Yeah, forgive me for not introducing myself… And the twins… Fuck, they are
both pantiless… Everytime I ever sat through one of their crappy shows just
to enjoy their sexy little bodies… Can I do one now?

Mkarl:
Sure, I am actually a little turned on myself as Mary-Kate was riding Ashley
’s face for the whole trip here.

Cod: [to Ashley as she struggles out of the car with her hands still bound
behind her back]
Shit, after all that pussy, I bet you would like some cock… You are the
BOY-CRAZY-ONE, right?

Mary-Kate walks around Cod and moves to me as Cod walks over to Ashley and
takes her in his arms. I watch and enjoy the site as he grabs her little
thirteen-year-old ass and pulls her close. Mary-Kate, meanwhile, drops to
her knees in front of me and starts to unzip my pants.

Mary-Kate:
You didn’t make a mess for me to clean up while we were driving, did you
mkarl?

Mkarl:
No, you nasty little slut, I saved my mess for your face… Now suck me while
the boys and girls from the 4H Club enjoy watching their hero perform.

To tell you the truth, I always kind of thought 4H was a little nerdy,
myself, as I grew up… I mean most of the kids in it seemed a little odd, but
as I have matured myself, I can see the real appeal of being around all
those stud animals and getting first hand access to all that breeding
exposure. It must have just been bonus day for these kids to see some human
sex games between me, Cod and the girls before the animal fun began today.
As Mary-Kate dropped my trousers and shorts, a rather attractive young woman
with a micro-cassette recorder approached.

Sindee:
Hello, mkarl, my name is Sindee and I would like to interview you for my
local paper if you don’t mind.

Mkarl:
That would be find Sindee, if you don’t mind talking to me while I get my
cock sucked.

Sindee:
I have to admit that I don’t normally think it is a good idea to do sex with
kids, but I am a reporter first, so you go ahead and have the little slut
suck you off while I interview you.

Mkarl:
You have the most sparkling eyes I have ever seen, bet you would be a great
picture, looking back up at me as you suck my cock.

Mary-Kate: [pulling off of me]
Wait a second, mkarl… I am your favorite now.

Mkarl:  [taking Mary-Kate by the hair and roughly putting her back on my
cock]
You are just a kid that amuses me, Mary-Kate. Don’t you ever dare to presume
that you are anything more than just a piece of ass to me.

Sindee:
Umm… Mkarl, she is just a kid.

Mkarl:  [easing up for the lovely bride with the sparkling eyes]
So, any chance on you getting your knees a little dirty? I don’t see any
cow-shit on the ground in front of me.

Sindee:    [blushing a little]
It is a tempting offer, and you do have a fairly decent sized cock for a
white boy, but I am happily married, and I really just came for the
interview… So you are really going to breed these two Hollywood child stars
to the big farm animals out here today?

Mkarl:
That’s the idea, the truth is that I have many ideas that I enjoy exploring
with my sexuality, but not all of them convey themselves for convenient
usage with my projects… I mean, I think I have my own mother fixation and
the double-edged fascination with black men pretty well established, but my
attraction to animal husbandry has been a little more of a challenge as the
imagery of some 1000+ pound bull jumping on a girl and fucking her down into
the ground is a little hard to pull off in any realistic setting, so I
thought why not throw it into this Olsen twin saga and see what happens.

Sindee:
Yes, but your Olsen twin story has been your most popular one so far, aren’t
you worried about turning off your fans with the display of these two young
girls getting sex-fucked by pigs and horses and god knows what else?

Mkarl:
Sure, but this whole thing is pretty much a one joke wonder… I mean, if
anyone would have told me that I could stretch it out to eight or nine
adventures when I started, I would have told them they were insane. I will
keep this going as long as the mail keeps coming in to tell me what people
want, but in order to proceed, I need to cover new ground to justify the
material, and the ground being covered today will be the ground I in the
pens with all the animals.

Sindee:
What about your pain-in-the-ass tendencies to start these adventures up with
all these grandiose plans for some ultimate fuck-aggemendom of total
depravity, only to wimp out with some premature finish?

Mkarl:
Technically, I think that would be a pain-in-the-balls tendency, and I
apologize that occasionally my vision does overstep my reach… I guess I
should mention that I have already allowed some hyperbole to go into the
creation of our current adventure, as the girls won’t be getting fucked by
every bull, but they will each be getting bred by two animals, not counting
Cod and me, so I guess I will have to ask you to cut this interview now and
let me concentrate on getting off so we can progress to the animal fun.

As I had been talking with the sexy Sindee, little Mary-Kate had been busily
trying to solidify her favorite status with me with some first class head. I
was pleased to see that my new friend Cod had been receiving some first
class treatment of his own from Ashley, and we were both getting ready to
cum…

Mkarl:
Hey Cod, you about ready to shoot, buddy?

Cod:
Fuck, I’ve been ready to shoot in this slut’s mouth since the first episode
of Full House hit the airwaves.

Mkarl:
Let’s do it than, so we can get this adventure to the animals.

Cod:
Unngh… Yeah, I’m Cumming in Ashley-whore’s mouth.

I was shooting myself. Mary-Kate stayed on me like a good little girl and
swallowed my precious seed. I thought about pulling my spurting dick from
the kid’s mouth and finishing up on her face for the photo-op, but I
reasoned that with all the animal fun about to begin that both Katie and her
sister would soon be covered in enough cum for a thousand-thousand pictures.

Mkarl:  [pulling my spent cock from Katie’s mouth and turning to address the
4H kids]
Okay, you kids… Who here has a pet Goat that they would like to watch fuck
Mary-Kate here?

Several hands immediately go up among the kids. One boy of about eight or
nine years of age is at the front of the group to have gotten a close-up eye
view of the girls having sucked me and Cod off.

Boy:
I have a Goat here with me, and he has a really big cock to, mister.

Mkarl:
Has the goat ever fucked a human before kid, maybe your mother or sister?

Boy:  [giggling nervously]
Course not.

Mkarl:
I bet you would like that though, huh?

Boy:
I don’t even have a sister.

Mkarl:
But your mom… I bet that would be hot to have your goat fuck your mom.

Boy:  [blushing bright red]
She wouldn’t do that…

Mkarl:
She will… We will use your goat to give him a desire for human pussy, but
only if you promise me that you will give your mom to him later… I am sure
that most of these other kids will help you, isn’t that right kids?

All the kids: [in unison]
[cheers]

Boy:  [with a little woody bulging the front of his overalls]
Okay, I promise.

Mkarl:
So does your goat have a name… Billy, perhaps?

Boy:
That’s not funny, his name is Gordon.

Mkarl:
Gordon the goat, okay… Are you ready for Gordon the goat, Katie?

Mary-Kate:
Mkarl, I wanted to like be mean to Ashley first and make her be dirty to an
animal, like make her fuck the bulls, or a horse maybe.

Mkarl:
I kind of wanted to rotate the two of you and save Ashley with the bull for
the end.

Mary-Kate:
But if you give me to the smelly, stupid goat first, will be too humiliated
to look tough when I give Ashley to the bull.

Mkarl:
Well, we can’t do the bull yet, but I was going to warm both of you up with
smaller animals before you get the big ones… You are going to do a goat, but
it is really not that bad because Ashley has to do a pig.

Mary-Kate: [squealing with delight]
A PIG… That is so funny… Ashley is a pig so that will be the best animal to
breed her… She can have little piglets that will squeal so much when they
nurse from her, and pigs have lots of babies too.

Mkarl:
I don’t think pigs can impregnate human’s, Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK, YEAH, mkarl, we can do it… PLEASE…

Mkarl:
Okay, but than what animal do you want to breed you, the goat or the horse…

Mary-Kate:
I can’t have a horse, they are too fucking big.

Mkarl:
A Goat than:

Mary-Kate:
OH GROSS… No, I don’t want a smelly, stupid goat… Make the goat put it’s
baby in that boy’s mom.

Mkarl:
Well, Katie, you know I want equal things to happen to both you and your
sister so if she has piglets, you have to be breeded too.

Mary-Kate:
What if… What if I like had a rooster or something do it?

Mkarl:
And lay some eggs… You know that is just sick enough to be funny to me…
Okay, we will inseminate you with rooster sperm… Fuck, I wonder if I will be
sick enough for any of us to have omelets later.

Everyone in unison:
EWWWW!!!

Mary-Kate:
You are not really going to make me fuck a rooster though, are you… They
have too small of cocks, and don’t really do anything for me.

Mkarl:
Naw, I am sure Cod can get one of the hands here to prepare some sort of
artificial insemination for you while we do Ashley with the pig. I guess we
need a pig though so… HEY YOU 4H KIDS… Any of you have a big pig that you
want to watch fuck Ashley here?

Little girl: [with her pig on a leash]
USE MINE, MKARL.

The pig is a handsome animal of around 300 to 600 pounds [the truth is, I
have no idea how big male pigs are]

Mkarl:
What is your pig’s name, little girl?

Little girl:
Sir Oinks-a-lot.

Mkarl:
Has your pig ever had human pussy before, little girl?

Little girl:
I can’t say that here.

Mkarl:
Mmm… I saw a video on the Internet where a couple Dutch girls were fooling
around with a pig and when the girl getting fucked tried to get away, the
pig attacked her and started to rape her.

Little girl:
Really… That is how it was for me too.

Mkarl:
Let’s see if he will rape Ashley. Mary-Kate, it looks like Cod is done with
your slut sister, lets take this action over to that pen over there if it is
okay with our hosts.

Cod:  [having spent the time wiping the spilt cum off Ashley’s face back
into her mouth]
Sure, it is not really a pig pen as I only have horses and bulls out here on
the ranch, but it will serve if you are careful of the bullshit.

Mkarl:
That won’t be a problem… Katie, take your slut sister and the pig and put
them both in that pen.

Mary-Kate:
With pleasure.

Mary-Kate grabs her sister by the hair, first.

Mary-Kate:
Come on, little pig… You are going to be with your new boyfriend now Ashley.

Ashley:
NO, MARY-KATE, UNTIE ME AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

Mary-Kate:  [roughly twisting Ashley off balance and throwing her onto the
ground]
Don’t make me laugh, Ashley… I beat you in the Octagon… You are my pussy
now, and you are going to fuck the pig while everyone gets to enjoy your
filthy humiliation… I am going to take your face and push it into some bull
shit.

Mkarl:
Wait a second, Mary-Kate, that will undoubtedly happen, but lets not get to
that level until we are finishing up. The pig will be dirty enough for
starters.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK, I CAN’T HAVE ANY FUN.

Mkarl:
Hey, watch that attitude, missy… Now you push Ashley into that pen and lead
the pig in too, or I will change my mind about you being my favorite at all
and give you to the pig.

Mary-Kate picks Ashley up by the hair again and marches her to the pen.
Ashley tries to break free, but with her hands securely bound behind her
back, there is no chance for the young girl, and Mary-Kate is able to lift
her up and send her tumbling over face-first into the animal breeding pen.

Mary-Kate moves to where the little girl is standing with her prize pig on
its leash.

Mary-Kate:
Give me your pig, bitch.

Little girl: [trying to talk to her idol]
I am a really big fan of…

Mary-Kate: [cutting the kid off]
Whatever pig-fucker… Your stupid animal here better rape Ashley good so
everyone knows she is the skank animal fucker, and not me. She is going to
pay for telling mkarl that I should have been fucked by that dog.

The pig seems indifferent to his mistresses mistreatment by the naked
Mary-Kate. He allows the cute 13-year-old to lead him to the breeding pen
where Ashley is being held by Cod to prevent any thoughts she might have of
flight, but with such a cock-crazy slut, it is probably doubtful that she
needed any encouragement to wait her lover anyhow no matter how big a pig he
might have been.

Mary-Kate: [really being a bossy little bitch and starting to get on my
nerves]
Get out of her, mister… I just want it to be me that makes Ashley fuck this
pig.

Cod:  [A little put off]
You could use a spanking, slut.

Mary-Kate:
Yeah, whatever… This adventure is called animal farm… Even though you have a
name like a fish, that is not you so get out of here while I give my skank
sister to this pig.

Ashley:
If I was not tied-up, I would kill you, Katie.

Mary-Kate:
Mkarl, wouldn’t allow that, skank… You are going to get fucked.

Cod:
What’s the matter kid, are you scared to untie your sister… Maybe your
victory in Leoppard’s Octagon last time was a fluke.

Mary-Kate:
Fuck that, geek… I can kick her ass again… Untie my slut sister and I will
breed her to this pig, personally.

Cod smiles as he unties Ashley… Personally, I can’t tell the kids apart, and
with them naked, it was a little risky to let them start to interact, but
than again the one was getting a little fat [perhaps not getting rid of the
wait of her pregnancy, quite as fast… Actually, a fan sent this comment to
me and I thought it was too hilarious… Not actually knowing anything about
these kids myself other than researching their crappy fan sites]

Ashley:  [bracing herself as Katie pounces on her immediately after Cod
unbinds her]
You are going to fuck this pig, Katie.

Mary-Kate: [disobeying me and pushing Ashley’s face down into some filthy
cow-shit]
No way, you skank… NEVER… You are getting piglets now Ashley, you filthy
little…

The brat’s words are suddenly interrupted as the pig is on her… Perhaps,
stimulated from the violence, or just smelling the sex on the two kids… In
whatever case, it is Mary-Kate’s unfortunate fate to me the one on top.

Mary-Kate: [as the pig mounts her young ass]
NOO… MKARL, HELP… THIS PIG IS FOR ASHLEY.

Ashley:  [managing to get her face out of the shit thanks to her sister’s
preoccupation]
Don’t listen to her, mkarl… She is Ashley… She managed to get me down, but
at least now the slut will get her pig breeding.

Mary-Kate: [trying desperately to pull away from the horny, attacking pig]
NOO… I AM MARY-KATE, MKARL… TELL COD TO GET THIS PIG OFF OF ME.

Cod:
I think it is Ashley with the pig, mkarl.

Mkarl:
I am not sure, I really thought it was Ashley with the face in the shit, but
I guess it doesn’t really matter.

Mary-Kate:
FUCK YOU, MKARL… I WON THE OCTAGON… HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE.

As Ashley was still trapped underneath Mary-Kate, the big pig, hit young
girl cunt with the first of his thrusts… Pigs don’t have cocks that are
quite the same as dogs or horses or such, but they can still fuck human’s as
it was Mary-Kate’s displeasure to find out. Part of the joke to me was that
it was her sister, Ashley who was holding her to prevent any last second
success at escape from the pig’s filthy intent.

Mary-Kate:
GET THIS PIG OFF OF ME NOWWW!!! THIS PIG IS FOR ASHLEY… SHE IS THE SKANKY
PIG.

Ashley:  [still playing the game]
Oh shut up, ASHLEY… You are not fooling anyone… As if anyone would think
that the tough tomboy one like me could even get done my a filthy pig… Feel
that big pig’s cock in your cunt… In your fertile, unprotected cunt… You
heard mkarl say that ASHLEY would get piglets so when that pig cums in YOU,
than it will be YOU with piglets.

Mary-Kate: [on the verge of a total freak-out]
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP… MKARL, I AM REALLY MARY-KATE… YOU SAW ME PUSH
ASHLEY’S STUPID FACE IN THE SHIT… HELP ME PLEASE… SHE HAS TO HAVE THE
PIGLETS.

Mkarl:
I am sorry, Katie, but there is nothing I can do… I believe you, but I saw
that video where the pig raped that Danish woman… Besides, this is pretty
funny that you are getting what you had planned for your sister…

Mary-Kate:
NO, IT’S NOTTTT… OH, MY GOD, MKARL… THE PIG… HE’S…

Mkarl:
Cumming, yeah, I know… We have three more animal scenes to get too and even
though this is the one that likely breeds you, we really have to move on.

[sorry for the pig industry out there, but I have limited knowledge of the
sexual workings of pigs… Would love to learn more though such as how big
their cocks are and what their cum is like… Anyone with knowledge can write
me at mkarl2000@hotmail.com]

As the pig dismounts from his conquest, Cod approaches the little slut who
dared give him attitude… In his hand is the syringe with the rooster sperm.

Cod:
So, you really are Mary-Kate… I guess this needle is for you than.

Mary-Kate: [having collapsed after the tribulations of being pig-fucked]
Wh…WHAT? Are you fucking crazy… I just got bred with piglets.

Mkarl:
You know, bacon always goes best with eggs, Mary-Kate…

[again, I apologize for the really sick imagery in these things, but I just
can’t help myself… Sorry]

Ashley:  [again holding her sister as Cod attempts to inseminate her with
the rooster spunk]
Hold still, Mary-Kate, we all like eggs and bacon.

Mary-Kate is able to hit her sister in the face which results in a blackened
eye for Ashley, but it is too little too late, and suddenly Mary-Kate has
both pig and rooster sperm breeding her… I guess as illogical as it would be
to have either succeed kind of makes everything else equally ridiculous so
lets have both succeed.

Mkarl:
Well, Katie, I know getting pregnant is hard work, but now you have a Goat
to fuck.

Mary-Kate:
No way, I can’t… Ashley has too.

Mkarl:
Didn’t Ashley just fuck the pig?

Mary-Kate:
NO FUCKING WAY, MKARL… THIS ISN’T FUNNY, YOU KNOW IT WAS ME… MAKE ASHLEY
FUCK THE SMELLY GOAT.

Mkarl:
Hmm… I can’t decide… I guess whoever Gordon wants he can have.

Mary-Kate:
WHAT… No way… I am your favorite,

Mkarl:
I can’t even tell you both apart without the filthy face, Ashley has.
Anyhow, if the boy will bring Gordon the goat over here, we will see which
of you two he wants, now just start calling him Mary-Kate, and if you do not
put your heart into it than I will make you fuck every animal on this ranch.

Mary-Kate:
It is not even fair, though…

Mkarl:
Just do it Mary-Kate…

And we pause here as the story was origionally presented in two posts...

When last we saw our band of adventurous sex-freaks, mkarl had chosen to try
to get his farm loving fascination serviced by taking the precocious Olsen
twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley out to COD’S BULL RANCH. The convenient plot
facilitator of having a local 4H chapter, with all their young members and
all their prized stud animals, present has made it possible to schedule the
girls to have sex with two different species each… The more favored
Mary-Kate [by virtue of her Octagon victory in chapter VII] was to have the
easier time with only having to take a goat and a horse on… Her identical
twin 13-year-old sister, was to have suffered the humiliation of being bred
by a pig and then fucked into total oblivion by a bull… That was the plan,
and a hot plan it was, but for anyone who has already read the beginning of
this adventure, you know that I can’t ever quite stick to the plan, now can
I?

The situation as the action is about to pick up sees little naked Ashley and
the equally naked and freshly pig-fucked, Mary-Kate, being forced to call
Gordon to them for the next animal-sex… Gordon is a rather ugly Goat, but I
have heard they have big cocks, and after I get past the horses and bulls, I
really don’t know that much about farm critters… The girls are forced to try
to win Gordon’s attention as Mary-Kate was supposed to fuck him, but since
unfortunate circumstances led to her taking the pig-fuck meant for Ashley, I
have decided to fill space with this concept that she may now be spared the
humiliation of a goat-fuck…

Mkarl:
I said to call Gordon to you, Mary-Kate… And I better believe you mean it,
or else.

Mary-Kate:
But… This isn’t even fair… COME HERE, GORDON… COME HERE, YOU STUPID GOAT…

Ashley:  [actually calling like she means it]
No, Gordon… Honey… Come get my pussy… Tight little girl pussy for your big
goat cock…

Gordon, if goats can even think, was probably looking at these two little,
naked human females and thinking to himself that one had cow shit on her
face while the other one had the smell of sex like she was heat or
something, so all of a sudden, Mary-Kate had work to do.

Mary-Kate:
NO WAY, MKARL… This isn’t fair at all… I am your favorite… I won the
Octagon…

Mkarl:
If you keep forgetting your place, I will… You know what I will do… You
screwed up, bitch… It wasn’t me that got you pig-fucked…

Mary-Kate:
Yes it w…

Mkarl:
MARY-KATE… You will get down on your knees now and begin to pleasure that
goat so we can give him a taste for humans… Don’t forget the real joy for me
here is that the boy’s mom will fall to that goat too, so you will be a good
piece of ass and pleasure this goat proper.

Mary-Kate:
At least make Ashley help me…

Mkarl:
Hmm… Naw… The goat isn’t quite big enough for two girls… These kids all want
an eye full and the photographer for the local paper is going to need some
clear sight lines for his photo shoot, but you did just give me an idea for
when you do the horse.

Mary-Kate:
I don’t have to do the horse… This is my second animal…

Mkarl:
Ashley can’t be expected to do the horse and bull… That is too much animal
cock for one girl.

Mary-Kate:
Oh, but I have to do a filthy pig, and this smelly, stupid goat, and a
goddamn fucking horse…

Mkarl:
That mouth of your is so filthy… You can use it to pleasure that goat… NOW!

Mary-Kate looks to me as if she is about to add something else, but perhaps
memories of what I did to her during the pay-per-view where she was Stuffed
Then Snuffed still linger in her mind… I mean she did get better, but who
wants THAT to happen again?

I watch with keen interest as the cute little chick drops to her knees
besides the [un?]suspecting beast, and reaches under his belly to find his
maleness… Who knows what thoughts go through an animal’s head as it
experiences human sex for the first time?

I imagine the goat may have been thinking something along the lines of ‘what
the fuck is this? This bitch smells good, but she ain’t no goat [like goat’s
would speak good English] wait… A second… That touching thing to my
kid-maker feels pretty… Goooood....’

If a goat might think something like the above paragraph, I can not begin to
imagine the sheer bliss at having the talents of a hot, wet, human mouth go
to work for the first time. I mean, I am a bit of an expert on dogs, and
considering that they seem to spend have of every waking moment licking
their own balls, I guess it should not be much of a surprise that they are
usually less then enamored at getting human oral sex… I mean if I licked my
own balls five or six hundred times a day, I might not appreciate my hummer’
s when I got them, myself… For the goat, I imagine he would be a little more
pleased with Mary-Kate’s forced compliance to put her young head below his
belly and begin to lick at his goat cock with her pink tongue.

Cod was holding the goat steady as Mary-Kate sucked him to readiness.

Cod:
Suck it, Mary-Kate, you slut… You love it.

Mary-Kate: [pulling off of the goat]
Sluuurppppp… I do not, you freak… You suck it, if you think it is so damn
good.

Mkarl:  [always enjoying a little girl domination]
Hey, Cod… Go ahead and help Mary-Kate understand her place.

My new friend smiles and reaches down to grab Mary-Kate’s hair… I guess
neither she or I really know just how far he will go, but I kind of would
like to see him slap her a few times, but alas, he proves to be the
gentleman and just force Katie back onto the goat’s emerging, slimy cock.

Cod:
Suck it, whore.

At least, Mary-Kate’s revulsion’s at being forced to orally stimulate a
smelly goat has her gagging… I always get off on the nastiness of sex, and a
girl gagging is pretty hot to me… The 4H kids milling about me seem to enjoy
the site too, although a couple of the boys seem a little preoccupied with
talking to Ashley… Oh well, let the buggers have their fun… Ashley should
not really be needed for at least another page as I try to stretch out this
goat fuck while having absolutely no idea of how goats even fuck. [PS… For
all you goat owners out there, I am kind of curious and would value the info
for next time… You can write me at mkarl2000@hotmail.com]

Mary-Kate: [more obligatory cock-sucking and gagging special effects]
Mmmghh… Slurrrppp… Choookke… Sssssssuuuuckkkkk… Ggggggaggggg… [wow, do I
ever suck at these… Can anyone help me with better ones?]

Cod:  [pulling Mary-Kate off of the goat’s fully extended cock]
Okay that’s enough bitch, everyone wants to see you get fucked now.

Mary-Kate:
This stupid goat isn’t going to put any kids in me, is he mkarl?

Mkarl:  [looking to where Ashley seems to be dropping to her knees for the
boys]
Hmm… No, I like the bacon and eggs joke from before.

Mary-Kate: [to Cod]
I can do this myself, mister… That is how mkarl will want it so you just
step back and play with yourself or do whatever you pervs do while watching
me fuck this stupid goat.

Cod:
I got a better idea, bitch… I will get this goat in you, and while you are
taking the biggest, hardest cock you ever had, I will have you suck me off
so I can say I had the both of you twins here today.

Mary-Kate:
NO FUCKING WAY… MKARL…

Meanwhile, as Katie and Cod were helping me fill space, it looked like the
boys from the 4H were going to help little Ashley clean up after having her
face shoved in the cow shit by her bitchy sister… I guess a little
13-years-olds face is a safer urinal target than is some electrified fence
so I just watched and enjoyed the show as the kids all stepped up to bat and
began to hose Ashley clean.

Mary-Kate:
MKARL…

Cod:
He is busy getting off on all them boys pissing on your sister’s face… Now
don’t make me hurt you… I am going to lift this goat on you and then take my
place for the pictures, bitch.

Poor Mary-Kate… The truth is that she did win the Octagon fair and square,
and she should have been given an easier time here in the animal farm
adventure, but… Then again if fishes were wishes, or however that saying
goes…

For those into the water-sports, seems Ashley had nine boys willing to piss
on her… Boy, country folks are right neighborly… Reminds me of that episode
of the Friends TV show where Joey told everyone he would pee on them too if
he needed… I would love to see all those girls take it all over their faces
and they will soon, so keep your eyes open for my Friends stories coming
[cumming] after I watch the season premiere tonight.

So while I was preoccupied watching all the young boys piss on Ashley’s
face, Cod was able to progress our story by helping the goat mount and
penetrate Katie’s cunt. The goat seemed to be quite agreeable and was
quickly trusting as though he very much intended to father a kid with this
human… Cod then shut Mary-Kate’s yappy, plaintive mouth by helping himself
to a second blow job… By the time I was finished watching Ashley showered
clean, The excited goat was in the process of having his balls beginning to
tighten as he was about to unload…

Mkarl:
Hey, wait a second… Cod, I am not so sure we should mix that goat cum in
Mary-Kate’s pregnancy equation.

Cod:
Why don’t you just consider it milk for your breakfast?

Mkarl:
Umm…

But it was all too late… Much, much too late, for me… For Mary-Kate… For
everyone but the goat as the ram bleated out his triumph and entered his
seed into the lottery as to who would father Mary-Kate’s next.

Mary Kate was less then amused as she demonstrated by giving Cod a nip…

Cod:
YOU CUNT…

Finally, he slaps her.

Mkarl:
Hey Cod… put it in the bitches ass… and then let’s get on to the horse as I
at least know a little about them.

Cod:
No… Just invite me back for the special event you have planned at the
reunion later and I will pay this cunt back then… For now, you can handle
this bitch and just let me sit back and enjoy her horse fuck with all the
other pervs.

Mary-Kate could undoubtedly see the displeasure in my eye as I approached
the arrogant bitch.

Mary-Kate:
But, mkarl… You don’t want me getting a goat kid, do you?

Mkarl:
Don’t presume you know anything, bitch…

Mary-Kate:
Please… Mkarl, I am your favorite now… You will let me be the one you are
nice to because I beat the fuck out of Ashley for you in that Octagon…

Mkarl:
Hmm… Yeah, that is why I am going to let you get fucked by a horse now… All
you girls love horses right… I mean when you ride them… That galloping
steady bumping of those powerful horses between your legs… You know the
rumor is that the great Russian leader, Catherine, was killed when a horse
that was fucking her fell on her from his harness.

Mary-Kate:
I… Ddo like horses, mkarl… And you know I want to please you and be your
favorite, but… I already had to fuck that stupid pig and this stupid goat…
And don’t forget that rooster cum you made me get so I would lay an egg for
you… Please… I think Ashley should be with this horse.

Mkarl:
Of course she will… You gave me the idea yourself for the two girls…
Besides, Ashley has had no lines up to now, and I am sure her fans are
annoyed at that.

Ashley:  [with her wet little face]
Thanks mkarl… I love horses too…

Mkarl:
Yeah, well since Mary-Kate is my favorite, she is the one who gets to be
fucked… But you will help the horse get in her and it will be your job to
pull the horse out before he cums in your sister and puts a foal in her.

Mary-Kate:
NO WAY, MKARL… I can’t have a horse baby… You better not be thinking…

Mkarl:
You will take whatever I decide to give you, Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
But… Ash… She won’t pull the horse out in time.

Ashley:
Oh grow up, Katie… Do you really think I will make you pregnant by a horse…
SHEESH.

Mkarl:
I think we can trust, Ashley… Besides, you kicked her ass, so she knows
better then to double-cross you.

Mary-Kate:
Fuck this… Mkarl…

Mkarl:
Enough, Mary-Kate… I warned you… OKAY… One more WORD… And it will be you
that gets fucked by the bull… Do you understand?

Mary-Kate: [silence]

Mkarl:
Okay… The horse is that black beauty in the coral over there… He is a
thoroughbred and a direct decedent of Secretariat, so his sperm normally
fetches several thousand dollars… You would be honored to have his foal,
Katie.

Mary-Kate:
But…

Mkarl:
I said ‘not… another… word.’ Don’t make me repeat myself again… Now, I am
not sure how the image of a little thirteen-year-old getting pregnant by a
horse will be received, so Ashley is under instruction to get that horse’s
cock out of you before he sperms you… Actually, I rather get off on the
image of a big three foot long horse’s cock pumping a gallon of cum all over
the face’s and bodies of two little naked sisters…

Mary-Kate:
THREE FEET?!?

Mkarl:
That might be a bit of an exaggeration… Mary-Kate, you are really pushing
this ‘not another word’ ultimatum… I mean it… If you open your mouth for any
other reason but to be sexy… You get the bull fuck.

Ashley:
Come on Katie… Lets go play horsy…

The procession made its way over to where the big horse awaited us… Cod had
arranged to have the horse properly stimulated, and a special sling put on
the beast to support his weight as he coupled with sweet Mary-Kate… Now, I
believe horse’s eyes are a little more expressive than are pigs and goats,
and with a champion stud like the black beauty, it was not hard to read his
mind as his two little playmates climbed into the coral with him.

Ashley:
Oh, god… He’s beautiful… You are so lucky, Katie… I bet he will have a three
foot cock… And gallons of horse sperm for us too.

Mary-Kate:
Well… Yeah… He is a nice horse… Okay… I have to fuck him, but mkarl wants
you to help, so I think you should suck him.

Ashley:
Mmm, my pleasure… What a nice horsy… He is going to be such a good lover to
you Katie… I think he knows what we are for… Don’t you boy? Come on Katie…
You get on the other side, and let’s make his cock come out so we can see
how big it is.

It was quite the hot little scene with the two young nymphs and their equine
boyfriend… The horse wasn’t quite three feet in the length of his equipment
but the kid’s small hands trying to wrap around his girth, gave him the
illusion of even being bigger. As the beast was already pre-stimulated, it
was fairly self-evident by the demanding tones of his snorts that he
expected pussy… Not some lame-ass hand job.

Mary-Kate:
Suck him, Ashley… You know you want to.

Ashley:
Mmm… yeah…

As the boy-[cock]-crazy one put her head up to the horse’s big, back cock,
Sindee took out her instamatic camera to capture the Kodak moment for her
readers. A couple of the kids in 4H looked away… Perhaps clinging to some
bizarre double standard where a slimy horse or dog cock is fine for a girl’s
pussy, but disgusting for sucking on… What is it with that shit anyhow? I
mean this whole oral sex issue… I guess this is not the time or place, but
still…
Luckily, there will always be sluts like Ashley Olsen who were born to suck
cock. Even big, two-foot-plus horse cocks.

Ashley:
[just imagine your favorite horse-cock sucking sounds here… And imagine more
images of Ashley Olsen sucking that big horse’s cock… You know how big it
is… Umm… What would it taste like for a little slut like Ashley Olsen to
suck? That big head of that horse’s cock pushing into the girl’s mouth… Any
little weight shift could push the whole thing down her throat all the way
into her belly… No I am not going to do that, but…]

Mkarl:
Hey, Ashley, what’s wrong…

Cod:
Shit… I think her waving those arms all panicky means that head of the
horses cock has gotten stuck in behind her teeth like when someone buts a
pool ball in their mouths and can’t get it out again.

Mkarl:
Fuck, is that even possible?

Cod:
Hey, this is your call… But the way that horse’s ball’s are tightening, if
we don’t help that girl, she just may get her head blasted off here.

Mkarl:
MARY-KAT…

Oops, too-late again… Probably should have opted to use the shorter ‘Katie.’
Not that her sister would have helped Ashley anyhow… I mean standing right
there, Mary-Kate had to realize, Ashley’s predicament at having that huge
horse’s cock lodged in her mouth. Still all Mary-Kate did was step back as
the horse unloaded and began to cream in Ashley’s receptive mouth.

Give little Ashley points for trying… I mean she tried to swallow that hot,
horse cum as best as she was able… But… Well, horses do cum a lot, don’t
they?

Sindee:  [snapping a picture as Ashley’s little cheeks balloon with the fill
of horse spunk]  FUCK… SHE’S GOING TO DROWN IN HORSE CUM!

Mkarl:
Don’t be so melodramatic… She will probably pass out, but she won’t drown…
Anyhow, her face is now plastered in the horse’s jism… And once someone
successfully dislodges that horses cock from her mouth, and he stops
dragging her around, you can snap all the pictures you want… I am sure that
the circulation of a country paper with a little girl’s horse-sperm soaked
face on page one will set an all-time high for you and probably get you like
Lois Lane’s job in metropolis or something.

Sindee:
You know… You are really sick and evil, mkarl… But you are probably right
about the pictures of Ashley… I am not so sure that horse didn’t just drown
her, but as long as she is still breathing, I will take some pictures of
her… You bastard.

And while, Sindee and Cod look to get Ashley dislodged from the horse, I
turn my attention back to bad little Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate:
Hey, I’m sorry, mkarl, but that was not my fault.

Mkarl:
No… I suppose not… But we still have a problem here where I wanted the
bull-fuck to be the grand finish for this adventure, but for all we know,
Ashley is going to need some more Dallas style revision before she can be
useful to us again.

Mary-Kate:
So… Fuck her body anyhow… I bet some freaks like that.

Mkarl:
Mmm… We could do that, but unfortunately, THIS freak kind of likes some
screams and things with his impossible nightmare sex.

Mary-Kate:
Well… I am sure Ashley didn’t get drowned by that horse.

Mkarl:
It really does not matter, Katie… The fact is I want to see someone lively
with this bull and since the two of you look the same to me anyhow…

Mary-Kate:
No way… Ashley is just faking… THAT CUNT…

Mkarl:
Let’s go over to the bull pen Katie… Maybe a couple of these 4H boys would
be so kind as to smack you around a little and hog tie you so you will be a
little more cooperative for the rape.

Okay… Doubt that a hog tie would be conducent to getting bull fucked…
Actually, this is really where I am not so sure what would have worked best
for the fuck scene. My own favorite imagery is to see the boys go and throw
the bound, helpless, naked girl face first, over the fence rails so she
falls down into some filthy animal excrement… Meanwhile, the bull has no
real love for humans in the first place and is just as inclined to come over
and gore the bitch with his horns as do anything else, except it is the
‘season’ and the close proximity of some cows needing servicing is the magic
potion that allows our bullish hero to opt an alternative usage of the
hapless little filly.
For all I know, the bull just may smell the sex on Mary-Kate by this point…
Anyhow, love the idea of a bull just jumping on a girl and using his weight
to really push her down onto the ground of that filthy pen… I mean, it is
disgusting to think about, but we have mostly all been in a cow pen before,
and we know what is all over the ground… Its not like they have flush
toilets or anything…

Yeah… That image gets me off… So that is how I wanted it, and if you are
hung up on the logic of whether her back could support the weight… Or if she
would be pushed so deep into that shit that she wouldn’t be able to breath…
Whatever… I mean, as far as I know, there are no pictures of bulls fucking
women anywhere on the net, so I guess that it is not even possible, so
whatever else we do, we should be able to suspend our disbelief on these
other nit-picky elements…

Still, that is what I like to imagine when a bull fucks a women, but I did
solicit some advice on a more realistic scenario, so thanks out to Twyla for
her suggestions and Mary-Kate probably thanks you too for your more
sanitized scene here…

So inside the bull pen is a special sling-contraption and the 4H boys take
Katie over and tie her into it so she is face up… Her legs are then spread
and tied totally spread-eagle to allow access to the massive bull to get at
her cunt. Meanwhile, the bull is carefully maneuvered to the girl and his
front end is lifted into his own special harness that is above her head.
This allows the bull to effectively mount Katie missionary style… With her
little legs just barely long enough to be able to see her feet sticking out
on either side of that animal as he fucks her into oblivion.

Okay, it is all quite the elaborate production, but the results are worth it
as I listen to Mary-Kate take her cow-fucking.

Mary-Kate: [being stuffed with the biggest cock of her life]
AUUUUUGGGHHHHH… ITS KILLLLLLLING MEEEEEE… MKARLLLLLL… HEEEEEELLLPP
MEEEEEEEEEE… AH… A… NOOOOOOOO… OH GODDD.... PLEASE, SOMEONE.... NOOOOOOOOOO…
NOOOOOOOOOOOO…

The bull has some fine concentration and does not allow Mary-Kate’s noisy
sobs and pleas distract him from his purpose… Unfortunately, any plans of a
simple egg lay are long since over, and there ain’t any way of getting the
bull dislodged before he adds to the baby mix, so the kid gets spermed for
her forth time.

Mkarl:  [to Cod, who has finished getting Ashley off oh the horse’s cock]
You know… Is there any chance that your horse could still e up to fucking
Mary-Kate… I guess it would be really interesting to me what type of baby
she will have if we do that.

Cod:
Well… Depends on how much time you have… Still, we can do this simple, as
you know we harvest the studs sperm and do artificial inseminations here on
the ranch.

Mkarl:
So you have some horse cum for Mary-Kate.

Cod:
If that is your thing.

Mkarl:
Yeah… I have another idea too…

Okay, time constraints being what they are… Let me just wrap up here and
tell you all that Mary-Kate did get a horse injection… She conceived and had
her beastly offspring, a suitable gestative period later… It is fairly
ironic that this was her first full chapter of being my rightful favorite…
It is almost enough to make even me shudder at just what awaits her at the
zoo.

As for Ashley’s fate, you all know that already and you are right so that
doesn’t really give me anything interesting to say on that other than it was
a pain on the trip home to here both the little bitches whimpering and
whining about the last gift I had arranged for them at that bull ranch.

See, the problem with identical twins is that you can’t tell them apart in
their birthday suits, and as they were going to be spending a lot of naked
time in our next few adventures with Bill Clinton and stuff, I figured that
I may as well have them branded at the ranch… And none of that sissy
electronic tag in the ear shit either… I wanted some flesh searing,
girl-screaming identifications smoked into the cuties sexy white asses. So I
gave them both the Xxx-brand on their firm little butts… Ashley got her on
the right cheek, and Mary-Kate’s is on the left… Or is it the other way
around???

That’s it… another edition of the Olsen twins churned out from the mkarl
studios. What is the consensus out there? To tell you the truth, it almost
seems like that Texas-dildo massacre segment was the most popular of the
series so far… Is that really what you all want to see more of? Maybe you
are a member of the silent majority and think it is time to kill this
franchise… I admit that the joke is over, but I still have a few sex ideas I
would like to explore… Should I continue to use the twins or find some new
play toys?

Your votes decide these things so let me know whatever you really believe at
mkarl2000@hotmail.com

And until next time,
This is The Depraved Canuck,
Mkarl
For Thursday, September 23/1999.

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