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From: Christine W Indigo <christineindigo@juno.com>
Subject: {ASSM} [Psycoe] RP: Sex With Satan (mF, mf, celeb, sm, humor, caution)
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2000 08:10:02 -0500
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SEX WITH SATAN (c. 1984)
by Psycoe
DISCLAIMERS AND DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS: This story was posted on a BBS by a
psuedoanonymous and untraceable author, sometime in the mid eighties. It
is assumed to be in the public domain, unless the author shows up and
claims otherwise. Also, this story has been reformatted for line length
and readablity. If the author objects to this, I will change it back.
(I have, however, left all of the BBS tags and whatnot in--omitting them
would have removed a lot of the unique flavor of the piece.)
NOTE: This is the single most bizarre sex story that I have ever read.
It is so bizarre, in fact, that it goes far beyond the concepts of 'good'
or 'bad' and exists in its little quality catagory of its own. This
story will scramble your chromosomes and turn your dog's tail purple.
Enjoy.
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S e x W i t h S a t a n
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by: Psycoe
call The Heavy Metal AE Line: (316) 684-0190 p/w=maiden 300/1200 baud
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First of all, this file is dedicated to my late dog, Cindy, who
without her influence, this file would never have been possible...
This file contains explicit sexual material, so dont jack off on the
keyboard...
My life had been very boring and drab. My subscription to Penthouse
and National Lampoon were about to expire so my life had no meaning. I
had
been working mowing lawns, trying to get enough money to buy a hard
drive...
since my ex-girl friend told me that hard things were nicer than floppy
ones.
My parents were in California for US '84. My dad posted a note on the
local
college job board that he needed a baby-sitter to watch his 15 year old
son
and sit by the pool and suntan. We got many phone calls. My
babysitter's
name was known to me only as "34-24-33".
The first days of my stay alone with the star of Debbie Does Dallas
was pretty boring (since it was that time of month and I am not a
vampire).
The third day of my stay, my baby-sitter sat down and told me that she
had
fantasies of molesting younge 15 year old boys who she babysits for. She
then proceeded to fufill our fate by sticking her soft hands down my
pants and
unzipping me. She took off her shirt and bra, slacks and panties then
leaned
over and told me she wanted to whisper sweet nothings in my rear.
She told me she had seen this on a Cheech and Chong movie. I
naturally went along with the fantasy. She took off my pants and placed
my 'joint' into her vibrating mouth. As soon as she began to choke, she
turned her head up and told me that she had one more fantasy to fufill
with
me. I said that I would do anything for her. She tied me to the bed
with
these handcuffs she had ripped off a fucking cop. She proceeded to spank
me
and kept calling me 'bad boy'. Then, the little nympho took out a
lighter and
set my cock on fire and told me not to smoke.
As I began to burn, I could faintly see her molesting my pet gerbil
while smoking a banana peel (which happened to be my pecker). I saw a
violent
light, then a rainbow in the dark.
I was dead and in Heaven. I, being an active atheist, didnt believe
a damn thing about this. I saw some gates and opened them and proceeded
to go
through the bars. A man with a cane stopped me and told me he could
answer
any questions I had about Heaven. I proceeded to ask, "Sir, if I lived a
good
life and kept Kosher, helped little old ladies across the street, do you
think
I could get a cute little angel to piss on my face every Thursday night
in
Heaven??" The man immediately hit me in the balls with the cane and
said,
"There is no sex or corruption in Heaven, we all sit around and meditate
while listening to Culture Club tapes." I said, "Fuck this shit man, I
absofuckinglutley dont want to spend my eternity in this fag joint." I
then
left the gates and jumped into oblivion through the clouds.
I fell through the sky and felt the earth seal around me. I began
to hear some faint
music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran towards the music and heard some Ozzy Ozbourne, Crazy Train
Playing.
I immediately screamed "Now this is more fucking like it!" I took out my
pack
of Menthol Players and lit it from the fire still pertruding from my
cock.
A lady with extremely large breasts welcomed me into my new home. I saw
men
orgying in the fire-laden streets with beautiful women. I jumped on a
21-
year-old woman and started gangbanging her with my cock of fire. She
stood
up and screamed, "Why's your cock on fire??" I told her my plight and she
told me to go to Satan's wife.
I entered Satan's wife's house and signed the guest register. I
ran up to her room where she was actively masturbating with a broom
stick.
I said "wow!!" She looked up in ecstacy and and asked me what she could
do for
me. I blushed. She said, "Besides that!" I told her of my story. She
said
she could help me quench the fires, but I would have to pledge my life to
winning over the virginity of younge school girls. She placed my cock in
her
mouth and the fire was quenched by our ecstacy.
I asked her what her name was in my last breath of passion. She said
it was Lita Ford. I asked her if the lady who set my cock on fire back
on
earth was one of her followers. She said her name was Wendy O. Williams.
I said "wow!!!!" After having another engagement of oral sex with her
steaming clit, I was wisped away to the land of virginity and high school
girls.
I found myself in a private school for young rich snobby girls. My
new identity was Angus. I had no last name, but never questioned the
intent
of my master's wife.
I first began to hunt out my prey with the high school cheerleaders.
But, after noticing that they stuck to the floor while doing to splits, I
decided to go for less virtile girls. I seduced a young girl whose face
reminded me of an ancient memory. I took her up to my apartment and she
said
she needed help with her geometry. I showed her my obtuse angle and she
showed me her acute one. As I tore off her bra, I noticed how
undeveloped
she was. I took off her greasy panties and began to tounge her love
channel.
She started to moan and said she couldnt believe I was doing that to her.
I
just told her to sit back and relax. As I licked her wet spot, I noticed
her
erect nipples and the tiny dew drops forming around her clit. I tounge
fucked
her for 15 minutes then started to push my shaft up her. She started to
moan
with pleasure. I proceeded to tie her to the bed with a pair of hot
handcuffs
which I had borrowed from Wendy. I forced my victim's head down over my
pulsating dong. She began to gag a familiar gag. I let her head up for
air
for a moment. Then to my surprise, she stuck her tounge out and it was
flaming. I said "oh, shit, not again!!!" She set my dick on fire.
As I proceeded to go back to my mistress in the underworld of sex, I
began to think of how good it would feel to get my pecker's fire quenched
again by Satan's wife's cool pulsating tounge. I entered Hell for a
second
time and everybody greeted me with praises and started begging for sexual
vibrators to be sold in Hell for a lower price. I said "Why ask me??"
They
told me it was all a test to see who would be the new number two. I
began
to understand, as I remembered the ancient lyrics of an Iron Maiden song
named "The Prisoner." I lit another Player and proceeded to my master's
flaming house in the depths of sex. I entered and Satan bowed down and
kissed
my hand. He said I am the new number two since he is getting a little
too old
to get his cock sucked on anymore by his wife. I took the position
gladly.
I realized my new position. I am SATAN!!!!! I have unlimited powers!!
I begin to lead unsuspecting virgin girls to my domain. I conquer earth
with
my flaming nympho's. I proceed to climb up the ladder of Heaven and gang
bang
all the ladies there and say, "You could have been doing this all your
life
instead of living in misery trying to draft more people into your false
faith!!!!!!!" I then pick up my brand new electric gibson challenger
with new
tremelo bar and customized locking bolts with the perfect distortion. I
yelled the ancient and foreshadowing lyrics of my coming into power...
"Heaven's on Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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this is my life and this is my story...the next man you see caught on
fire
could be me predicting my rule over all and the sexual reign on earth,
hell,
and heaven.
--psycoe
the keeper of the
cock of fire!!!!!
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death to all prudes and nonsexual pussy rockers!!!!! I am in
power!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dont fuck with this file or someday I might go up and fuck your eight
year old
daughter and make her a prostitute of my reign on 42
street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[And brought to you, the readers of ASSM, by Christine Indigo
(christineindigo@juno.com). Thanks to the webkeeper of textfiles.com for
saving this little gem from electronic oblivion.]
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