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Subject: {ASSM} Baby Doll (MF?, humor)
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 05:10:03 -0500
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This work of fiction is for the entertainment of adults in locations
where it is legal. If it is illegal in your location, don't read it!
This work is copyrighted. Reposting or any other use is strictly
prohibited without the express, written permission of the copyright
holder. E-mail me, I'll probably give you permission. I just want to
know and control where it is posted. This story may be posted as part
of a review or to free-access, non-commercial archive sites.
My thanks to Ruthie for her proofreading and suggestions. Any errors
you find are my fault not hers.
Tell me what you liked, or didn't like. Please!
E-mail address: tradesjackofall@hotmail.com
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Copyright 2000 by Jack of all Trades
Baby Doll
I picked up the phone and dialed my best friend Bob.
"Hello!" his loud voice boomed in my ear.
"Bob, it's me, Billy Joe," I said.
"Hey now, Billy Joe," he shouted. "How they hangin?"
"They're still hangin. Listen man, I got sumptin to tell you. I got me
a woman!"
"What?" he shouted. "Awww you's pulling my leg. Tha's a good one Billy
Joe."
"Naw, I ain't shittin you man. I was over in Barlow las' night and I
picked me up a woman."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"Over in Barlow you said?"
"I picked her up there then brung her back here."
"Dija fuck her?"
I smiled remembering last night as my cock pounded in and out of her
tight hole. "Best I ever had," I said.
"Hot damn, ain't that some shit!" Bob shouted.
"I tell you what, it was great. We got back to my doublewide and man
we didn't waste no time. She was so hot. I showed her back to the
bedroom. Man she even let me undress her. She's got these huge titties
and she loves havin 'em played with. I tell you I jus' went to town on
them puppies. Each time I'd give 'em a squeeze she'd let out this
little squeak."
"Oh man, she sounds like one hot babe."
"She is, then while I was squeezing her tits we was sucking face. Man
we was swapping some spit, let me tell you. I was so worked up, I laid
her back on the bed and ripped off my clothes. I climbed up on the bed
and her head was right at my cock. I touched her hair and next thing I
knew her lips was against my balls. Her mouth was so hot from all that
kissin' and I was so worked up that I blew my load right then. Man,
she didn't miss a drop, jus' took it all pretty as you please. I tell
ya what, this doll could suck the chrome off'n a trailer hitch.
"You lucky sonofabitch," Bob moaned.
"Yeah," I laughed. "You ain't going to believe this shit," I said. "I
never got soft."
"No way!"
"It's the truth. She had me so worked up it never went down. I got
between her legs and slid ole Junior into her and we wuz off to the
races. I was pounding away at her and we wuz bouncin' all over the
bed. I'm lucky we didn't bounce the damn trailer off the blocks we wuz
doing it so hard. I came so hard I damn near passed out.
"Oh man, she ain't got a friend does she?"
"I don't rightly know, I ain't asked her."
"Well ask her."
"Cain't, she's asleep, but I imagine there might be another one like
her over in Barlow. So anyways, we're lying there and I'm playing
with her tits and next thing I know I got me another hard-on."
"Now I know you're lying."
"Swear to God! So I help her turn over and guess what?"
"What?"
"I went up the Hershey Highway!"
"You did her up the poop chute? No way!"
"Did too. Man she was so hot and tight. As soon as I got in I thought
I was going to bust my nut. It was a good thing I already had cum
twice or I would have. I was pumping her ass and squeezin' them tits,
all the while she was a bouncing back into me and squeaking. Man it
didn't take no time before I was giving her a sperm enema."
"Man you hit the mother lode. Listen, you get tired of her, you send
her my way."
"Naw, I'm telling ya, I'm thinking long term here. I ain't going to be
giving up this baby doll for a long time."
"Christ I got to get me one like her. You be sure to ask if she's got
a friend."
"Will do, take care ol' buddy."
"You, too. Don't be a fuckin' yourself to death now." Bob hung up.
I hung the phone up. All this talking about my baby doll had me worked
up again. I went back to the bedroom. I opened the door and slipped
inside. My baby doll was lying there on the bed, the covers pulled up
to her chin. I quietly slipped off my clothes and climbed into bed
beside her. I rested my head on her soft shoulder and stroked her firm
breast. I bent down and captured her nipple between my teeth, sucking
on it gently. My cock was rock hard and I was ready. I climbed between
her legs and plunged my cock into her. She let out a soft whistling
sound and she collapsed back on the bed, deflating around me. Tears
came to my eyes. "Oh Baby Doll, Baby Doll, what have I done," I
sobbed. Her tits were getting smaller, her smile collapsing into her
face. "Don't leave me Baby Doll," I cried. "I need you!"
She lay there, a puddle of plastic wrapped around my rapidly deflating
dick as I cried for my loss. Something poked at my leg. I looked down.
Baby Doll had a tag attached to her leg. I read it. "Your sex doll is
warranted for 90 days for defects in material or workmanship." I
smiled. "Hot damn!" I shouted.
END
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