(MF humor rom sci-fi)
Super Cally's Secret Adventure
Part five
Wally and Super Sexy Secret Agent Cally walked onto the enormous Space Ship. Wally saw the way Cally looked at the mechanic, and thought about the way people accused *his* eyes of popping out. The party was a good one - wall to wall people, an ear crunching sound system linked to the pan-ship intercom and all the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster cocktails you could snort. Wally looked around, he was genuinely amazed at the decor. Not everyone would match luminous pink hardware with leaf green trim and purple fur. Wally grabbed the Zen activator in his pocket. Cally was already chatting to the handsome mechanic. Wally grabbed a quick moment of oneness with the ship using the Zen. Whoah! Should a Secret Agent really be minutely adjusting her bustier like that?? Momentarily distracted by Cally's gorgeous curves, Wally nearly missed the outline on the Zen. Not the Zyborg again!!! Pausing momentarily to think how remarkably supportive her warm leather bustier was and to glance at her wonderfully soft leather pants, Wally went into action.
"Cally, quickly. We have a situation".
Reluctantly, Super Secret Agent Cally extricated herself from peace negotiations with the mechanic. Her chest was still heaving from the emotion and her face was very flushed.
"Geez Wally, I'd nearly finished an entire treaty too! We were almost done on the details." Reluctantly Cally turned away from her mechanic, who was try to hide another Zen activator in *his* pocket.
"Sorry to interrupt darlin', but it's the Zyborg again!!"
Cally pulled up short. Not the Zyborg!
"Where are they Wally?"
"Fifteenth deck, level nine, gangway fourteen"
"Lets go!"
Cally activated her Super Secret Agent Super Sexy Running Shoes.
"Quick Wally, hold on! No, not there! Round my shoulders!"
Wally held on tight to Cally and drifted into a dream. Her perfume delighted his senses and the warmth of her body affected his Lurve tentacle. Whoops! A moment later they were there, in the Galley of the ship. There were the Zyborg. Cally drew the small but very sharp dagger from between her breasts and handed it to Wally. The Zyborg took a sharp intake of breath as one. They stepped back from the counters. Wally stepped forward, envious of the knive’s erstwhile hiding place but determined.
"Look here. We've had your catering before. You are well known as the worst caterers this side of the Universe. Super Secret Sexy Agent Cally and myself will show you how to prepare the petit fours properly, then you will follow our instructions to the letter or Cally will use..."
A sudden blast ripped through a wall
“...look out Cally! Be careful with that thing!"
Cally lowered the Super Sexy Secret Blaster Kill-u-sure gun.
Wally continued "As I was saying, Cally will use her copy of Mrs Beetons cook book. Any questions?"
The Zyborg looked at their feet sheepishly. Wally and Cally moved among them offering tips and advice.
"Typical" thought Cally "stuck in the kitchen at the best party in the Galaxy."
Still, at least she could stare at her Wally and wonder about his Zen activator. Wally looked back, Super Sexy Secret Agent Cally was gorgeous, even for a Super Sexy Secret Agent. Wally had heard she'd done some modelling work. He could believe it! Still, there was work to be done...
** Will the crudites be fresh? Will the Zyborg ever learn to cook? Will Cally ever meet up with the big mechanic? All of these questions may be answered in the next exciting episode...
Super Cally's Secret Adventure PART 6 (MF humor rom sci-fi)