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French Translation

Have you ever been stuck in Paris or Montreal without a French phrasebook? Look no further! Just log onto this page and get all the phrases you'll need to impress you new French friends. Simply click onto the parts of the expression you want and voila, instantly, you have an instant catchy phrase to use. Who knows, you may get lucky. Or you may get slapped.

Good Luck, and I'm not responsible for your hospital bills after using this program in real situations.

Viv

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage
to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in to suck
Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower Juliette Binoche
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants
in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? when making love? ? (nothing)


With thanks to Lucie Soublin

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No reproduction without permission.