I Was Infected!
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Yes, a nasty bug called Klez.h, which also gave me the Elkern.c virus, infected me. I was using my ‘real world’ email account accessed by Microsoft Outlook Express one night and received a piece of mail from someone that I didn’t know. As someone that is quite suspect about unsolicited mail, I went to delete it. As soon as I marked it, something extracted itself.
Ever get that sinking feeling, like, “Oh, shit. What the hell happened?” That’s what happened to me. It was like closing your car door and at the last second thinking, “My keys are still in the ignition.”
Luckily, I had a copy of McAfee installed and went to scan my drives. As I moused over the icon on my task bar, it disappeared. “That’s odd.” I thought. I tried to run McAfee off the menu and that didn’t work. My anti-virus software was corrupted.
“FUCK!” I railed. “Why me.”
L. came over and asked, “What’s the matter?” and I showed her.
“C’est dommage, ma chere.” She said with a sigh. “Qu’est qu’on fait maintenant?” She asked apprehensively. Wanting to know what to do now as a lot of her work files were on the desktop as well.
“Utilise mon lap.” I told her apologetically and went to get my laptop.
I still had Explorer up and went to www.nai.com and clicked on the most recent viruses on their list. “Hmm. W32/Klezh@MM infects via email and disables the antivirus software. Sounds familiar.” I thought as I read on. An extra virus Elkern.c is also extracted when the worm is allowed to execute.
From what I read, I needed a clean boot and had to scan my boot sector and files off the MS DOS command prompt. I just couldn’t get that to work. Dejected, I turned off the desktop opened a tub of Rocky Road and watched the hockey game on TV.
My mind raced as fast as the hockey players on the ice as I pondered my awful predicament. “What to do? What to do? Oh, shit. I had to tell everyone in my Outlook address book not to open any fucked up mail sent by me.” I panicked.
I called Abnoxious and told Abbie about what happened. “When was the last time you updated your McAfee?” She asked.
Sheepishly, I replied, “December, no January.” To tell you the truth, I didn’t know exactly.
Luckily, everyone that I called was sympathetic to my plight. However, it did not make me feel any better, nor did I feel less stupid in allowing myself to be infected.
“Why the fuck would anybody want to create something like this?” I asked L.
“Ils sont malade.” She replied making references to the virus maker’s mental state. “These people, they have not much sex I think. No?”
“Oui, they have not much sex.” I said mimicking her Frenglish. “And if they be a man, they have very small pee-pees.”
“We should call David, he will be of some aid.” L. said joining me on the couch. Her favorite hockey team was in the midst of beating their opponents 2 – 1 in a very exciting game.
“That’s it!” I said excitedly. “Dahvid (French pronunciation of David) will be able to help me.”
I called him up. “Sure, gimme 10 minutes and I’ll be there.” He said.
I greeted him at the door and He said, “I made a boot disk for you that will scan everything on your drives.”
I thought. “Thank God for Geeks.”
He booted off the floppy drive and slowly, the scanning program he created went like a Roto-Rooter through my computer.
We watched intently as my files were being cleaned. Suddenly, a message appeared in the prompt.
Worm W32/Klezh@MM detected in file c:\program files\adaptec\something.exe
file c:\program files\adaptec\something.exe cleaned
“Holy shit! It’s working!” I exclaimed as more messages popped up. “How am I ever going to repay you, Dave?”
He replied with a smile, “I can only think of one thing.”
I went under the desk and excitedly unzipped his fly. His root sprang forth and I took it in my mouth, gently caressing it with my tongue.
“Oh man, I think this computer is pretty fucked up. Ten files have been corrupted by the worm so far and we just started.” He said.
I nodded in agreement as my head bobbed up and down on his swollen member.
L. came over and asked, “Bonsoir David, ou est V?”
Dave answered puzzled, “Sorry L. my grade 2 French teacher didn’t cover what you just said.”
“Where is she, V.? I thought she was with you. Now she is nowhere.” She said.
Dave grinned and pointed between his legs at me as I licked at his testicles. I looked over at L. and winked. “Payment for services rendered.” I said before I engulfed his penis in my mouth.
L. looked on intently as I sucked Dave’s cock. “She is an expert at the oral arts, I must admit. Her tongue makes a lovely dance on your private parts. No?”
I got up and bent over the desk. Dave put on a condom hiked up my skirt and plunged his cock into me. His long hard strokes made me jolt and the desire pent in me slowly began to unleash.
I looked at the screen and the same message with different filenames was displayed over and over.
Worm W32/Klezh@MM detected in file c:\program files\adaptec\something.exe
file c:\program files\adaptec\something.exe cleaned
New messages popped up.
Virus Elkern.c detected in file c:\something.exe
renamed c:\something.vxe
Dave’s hips slapped against my ass as he thrust hard into my womb and I screamed out as I came. A whirlwind of lust and pleasure released itself and my pussy spasmed against his cock.
“Crush that nasty virus!” I screamed in heat.
Annoyed, of my lustful cries, L. looked up from the television and said, “Mon Dieu, You make too much noise, please get in the bedroom.”
I bit my lower lip to stifle myself, but Dave’s pounding was relentless and as waves of pleasure washed over me, my cries filled the room. “Yes… Yes… Yes… clean out my hard drive! Scan my boot sector! Fix my registry!”
With a grunt, Dave’s penis swelled in me and he came. He lurched against me and his orgasms caused him to thrust harder into me. My pussy shuddered and gripped at his shuddering root, milking his cum from him. He finally subsided with a groan and sat back down into the chair.
The script had finished running and we looked at the black screen.
“I’ll reload your McAfee.” Said Dave.
It reloaded fine and we used it to scan the drives again. The Internet worm and virus had been expunged from my computer.
“Let this be a lesson, V. There is no such thing as too much security. Virus makers are extremely clever and the crap floating around on web pages and email these days can really fuck you up.” Dave admonished as he deleted the Elkern.c .vxe files.
“But why me? I have antiviral software.” I said.
“The last time you updated was January and this Internet worm was released in April. Your last update did not cover this worm. And you don’t have the latest Service Pack for your Internet Explorer. I just downloaded it for you from Microsoft’s site. This patch will protect your computer from extractions from your Preview Pane in MS Outlook Express and from badly infected web sites.” Dave replied.
“Let me explain it in a way you would understand.” He continued. “You see how I put a rubber on before I fucked you? You may not have been the creator of the clap, syph or worse bugs, but who knows what’s floating around? Your pussy’s been mass emailed before therefore, by putting the condom on, I have reduced my chances of catching something from you.”
“Okay so I’m a slut. But I always insist on condoms.” I countered.
“Good for you. Wrap your CPU in a big ole condom as well by ensuring that all your antiviral software is up to date.” Dave added, “The makers of these products are pretty good at being up to date on the latest viruses. There are a few good FREE products out there. For instance, Trend Micro has a trial download at their site which can be found at www.antivirus.com they also have a service called ‘Housecall’ where your drives can be scanned over the Internet. F-secure has free downloads and Black Ice is always a wise choice. If you really want to get extravagant, buy a copy of McAfee, Norton Antivirus or PC-cillin. You see, there really isn’t a reason why you are unprotected in this day and age.”
“Okay, I get the point.” I said, thinking about how many times I had allowed my lovers’ to enter me without a condom.
“Est que toute est correcte?” L. asked if everything was okay.
“Yep, I think we have it licked.” I said with a smile.
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