THREE SHORT RHYMES

BY SIMPSON

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a nude daughter astride a wood horse.
With pain in her pussy and pain in her toes
She will have bruises wherever she goes.

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Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake, bondage man
Bind me a girl as fast as you can;
Prick her and slap her and mark her with glee
Then truss her up tight as a present for me.

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Little Willy wanker, where do you wander?
Upstairs, downstairs, in your daughter's chamber.
There I met a young girl who had no pubic hairs
So I stripped her and I spanked her
Then ran off down the stairs.