KING LEER

BY SIMPSON

A play in 3 illegal acts. Some resemblance to a more well known play of similar name. It goes without saying that the story here is pure fiction.

Stage directions are in parentheses thus ( )

Dramatis Personae:

King Leer       King of Hedonia.

King Leer has abused his daughters since they were little, but has always wanted a little boy to play with.

Cruella         His mistress and Queen.

Cruella is not the girls' mother, their natural mother having died some years previously. Cruella likes to take a riding crop to little girls' pussies, and a birch to little boys' bottoms.

Osculation      } Daughters
Promiscuity } of the
Nymphae } King

Osculation is 11 years of age with long blonde hair.
Promiscuity is 9 years of age with long straight red hair.
Nymphae is 7 years old with dark hair tied in bunches.
The King enjoys his daughter's private parts with his fingers and tongue only, so the girls are all virgins.

Cupid           } Agents
Venus } of desire

Venus appears as a beautiful woman with lovely breasts and a shaved pussy.
Cupid appears as a boy of about seven years old with a very small willy.

Foreskin        } Young
Priapus } Gentlemen
Tumescent } Suitors

Foreskin, Priapus and Tumescent are boys 12 years old and are the sons of castle staff.

Pervert         Husband to the King's sister and tutor to his daughters.

Pervert admires Cruella, but secretly lusts after little Promiscuity her stepdaughter.

Illegal Act I

Scene 1: The King's private chambers. Enter King Leer, his daughters and Cruella.

King Leer:
And now my sweets as you grow in years,
and clockwise sweeps the wrinkling hand of time,
show me each how you do love me dears
and forgive this old man's clumsy attempts at rhyme.

(He parts his robes to reveal nakedness beneath, then sits on the bed)

Osculation: Let me, the eldest speak my part, and taking off my shift I show you all your heart aches for. Let me kiss those parts that being kissed become stiffest in a man, and in doing so show you how much I do love thee..

(She strips naked, kneels before him and gives the King a nice blow job, but after several minutes he has not come)

King Leer: Enough for now sweet child, for by thy tongue thou hast shown both in words and action the depth of your love. And what of you, flame haired Promiscuity? How do you love me?

Promiscuity:
Though I am younger well I know the care
you take to love me though I am yet small;
You kiss my private parts and let me share
my deepest thoughts. You bid me bare my all
to your loving eye. No part of me is hid,
body and soul you know as well as me,
Here is my bottom, all I ever did
Was love you. With my virgin flesh be free.

(She too strips naked then bends over in front of the King. With his erection even stiffer than before he kisses his nine-year-old daughter's bottom slowly and lovingly).

King Leer: A worthy gift my child, your bottom's cheeks are like the sun shining in the orchard of my youth. Now I know how you do love me. And lastly what of you, little Nymphae? How do you love me?

Nymphae: Nothing

King Leer: What do you mean, 'nothing'. Am I 'nothing' to you?

Nymphae: As I live and breathe I do love you, for you are my being. Your rod gave me life, I therefore give you my poor little pussy, small as it is for your pleasure. It is all I have.

King Leer: But I fear that it is too small for my majesty's staff. Take off your shift and lie here on the bed. Let me know you better; I would savour the heady perfume of your girlish slit.

(She too strips naked, lies on the bed with her legs wide apart and the King spends ages licking her seven-year-old pussy. Young Nymphae moans with pleasure, her hips rising and falling uncontrollably as at last he brings her to orgasm)

King Leer: You have performed well my child. Now I know through your gift to me and enjoyment of my tongue that you do love me.

But none have given to me that for which I longed. Am I not still aroused? Which of you has caused me the ultimate bliss? I say none. For which vexation courses through my veins like a demon.

Cruella, take these children to the dungeons and punish them as you see fit.

Cruella: With the crop?

King Leer: Aye, the crop. A little application of stiff leather to their naked pussies should bring them to their senses!

Cruella: As you wish, my liege.

(exit)

Scene 2: Later, the dungeons.

Offstage there comes the sound of a riding crop swishing through the air and biting into young flesh, accompanied by the sound of young girls crying and shrieking. The girls have been stripped again and are chained naked to benches. First Osculation then Promiscuity then Nymphae get twenty hard strokes of the riding crop on their defenceless pussies.

(The sounds stop)

Enter Cruella with riding crop in hand, together with Pervert.

Cruella: That was hard a task, see the perspiration on my brow!

Pervert: Truly you swung the rod well, and so careful was the aim that you caused me to wince as well as they! Hearty thanks for allowing me to see such innocent sweetness tied up and all open to my view;- to see such intimate parts yielding to your artful ministrations is a thing devoutly to be wished.

Cruella:
There is a joy in hearing small girls cry
That outperforms all others that I know.
To see them fettered naked, see them try
And miss the arcing vicious downward blow
That rips their breath away. It makes me hot
in double sense to punish these so fair;
For I love with riding crop to spank and swat
Their naked little pussies bald and bare.

Pervert: How well you put it, my Queen.

Cruella: Go loosen the girls' bonds, then see to it that they are washed and dressed in clean garments ready for the King's pleasure.

Pervert: (Bowing) My Lady...

(Exit)

Illegal Act 2

Scene 1: The stage is set with six beds, to represent six bedrooms. Each bed contains a sleeping child, that is three boys and three girls.

Enter Venus and Cupid, both naked.

Venus:
Let us work some unnatural desires on these young things tonight;
Tonight methinks a mischevious love is born.
Let each young boy and girl be smitten one for the other;
Come Cupid, with your wand and my hidden charms we can work strong magic - what say you?

Cupid: Make my wand once again stiff and straight then point me the way I should be going.

(Venus uses her hands to get little Cupid excited as she leads him to Osculation's bed. However Cupid's willy though stiff is too short to properly violate a girl's pussy)

Venus: Now let us pull back the covers on this sleeping child. Look how her breast rises and falls in her sleep. Let us expose her girlcleft to the night. Now do you lie upon this child and press your wand to her nether lips. I will ready her partner.

(Osculation's nightdress is lifted to her chest and Cupid lies on top of her, his stiff little willy poking into her recently whipped eleven-year-old slit)

(Venus goes to Foreskin's bed)

Venus: And now I press my Woman's crotch into this little man's face. May you have sweet dreams of little Osculation, naked in your bed, can you feel your eager tongue driving into her virgin pussy?

(Foreskin performs oral sex on Venus in his entranced sleep while Cupid's bottom rises and falls as he has sex with the little girl in her sleep)

Venus: The charm is done. Let us to Nymphae and to Tumescent. You Cupid will find the slit of Nymphae to be perfect for your size. I will once again straddle a youthful face and feel with joy his tongue upon my sex.

(Venus pushes her crotch into Tumescent's face and he performs oral sex on her in his enchanted sleep. At the same time Cupid pushes his stiff erection into Nymphae's bruised but alluring cunt and starts fucking her enthusiastically)

Venus: Enough! Though I may reach my bliss each time you must be careful little Cupid not to shoot your arrows until the last. All would be lost if so.

Cupid: Is the charm done with these two infants?

Venus: Yes, 'tis done. Let us to the final act of this unholy trinity.

(Venus then does the same with Priapus in his bed while Cupid penetrates Promiscuity's darling cleft, so cruelly whipped earlier)

Venus: (As Priapus licks her pussy) Can you taste Promiscuity's juices little man? Such sweetness is in thy tongue! But wait, what is this I see that stands so strongly in he night air? Why Priapus, what a man you are to be blessed with an organ such as this!

(She sinks onto his erect penis and fucks him, reaching a wild and noisy climax herself. Meanwhile Cupid has a dry orgasm at the entrance to Promiscuity's preteen cunt)

Venus: And now the charms are done. Yet I fear the last is not so strong. I was distracted from my purpose in bonding him to Promiscuity. Let us away to spread desire with Cupid's arrows to light our fire.

(exit)

Scene 2: The next morning. A hall in the castle. Pervert is hiding behind a tapestry as there is a small hole in the wall there that allows him to spy on Promiscuity getting dressed.

Enter Foreskin, Priapus and Tumescent, brawling.

Foreskin: Such vigour we have today

Priapus: Such fire in my loins

Tumescent: Such sweet dreams in my head

Foreskin: I had the most strange vision last night, I saw in my dreams the princess Osculation and she was naked! I feel an odd feeling now in my heart and between my legs and I cannot stop thinking about her.

Tumescent: I too had a singular dream and have a most pleasant feeling in my underthings right now. I have become stiff thinking about little princess Nymphae with no clothes on, even though she is only seven years old.

Priapus: My swelling is great and my fire is for the princess Promiscuity. I too had an odd dream, the like of which I have not had before. In this dream princess Promiscuity had the most gorgeous body of a woman that one could ever imagine. I swear that I shall go mad before she is old enough to fulfill my dream! Yet my loins ache for her even now.

Pervert: (Emerging from behind the tapestry)

Good morning to you, gentlemen. Did I hear you speak of lust for our princesses?

Foreskin: Our youthful members swell to think of them!

Priapus: Is it true sir, that you also have an eye for fair Promiscuity?

Pervert: It is. Oft have I stood behind this tapestry and watched her through the chink in the wall. My heart is captured, my fantasy to be drawn over her knees for a spanking from her own fair hand.

Priapus: And what of your rod sir? How does your fantasy deal with that?

Pervert: My fantasy continues thus. Sweet Promiscuity, nine years old, kneels on my bed, her bottom raised and her face in the pillows. I take her hands and hold them together behind her back as I push my rod into her delightful pussy. Back and forth I move myself with deepest satisfaction until we fall giggling together in mutual bliss!

Tumescent: Truly would'st I the same with little Nymphae.

Pervert:
I see you are on little girlies set;
Such darling rosebuds, chests as flat as boards;
No pubic hair, sweet virgin pussies, get
these your members stiff? So bind with cords
the girls we love and spank them till they show
their parted lips up to our eager meat.
This afternoon upon the greensward go
For I shall have them naked head to feet.

Foreskin: Thank you sir, we will be there.

(exit)

Illegal Act 3

Scene 1: Afternoon. The castle gardens.

Enter Osculation, Promiscuity and Nymphae.

Osculation: Such a feeling I have had this day both in my head and in my breast. I woke to a single thought - that of lying naked in Foreskin's arms. How strangely quick has this condition come upon me!

Promiscuity: I too have strange desires woken in my childish womb. I now see the fair Priapus as my vaginal love, whereas I had aforetimes loved our tutor Pervert who I know desires my rear. I am lost;- which way do I turn?

Nymphae: Follow your heart dear sis. For my part I think Tumescence a very handsome boy. Would that I could see his willy proudly stiff for me. I saw it in a dream last night, and methought I felt it too.

(Enter Pervert with some books, a box of pencils and a thin cane. In his bag he also has four short wooden stakes with a short length of rope tied to each)

Pervert: Now girls, time for mathematics. Here are your books and some pencils. Open your books at lesson three - the theorem of Pythagoras.

Nymphae: I don't like that whats-his-ass. Wasn't he a criminal?

Pervert: I will not tolerate such disrespect for the great and good departed. Take off your shift and kneel on the grass with your bum in the air!

(Protesting, Nymphae does this. Pervert takes the four stakes out of his bag and drives them into the grass, then ties Nymphae's wrists and knees to the stakes)

Pervert: Ten strokes of the cane for you my young lady, and next time speak only when you are asked a question.

(Pervert brings down the cane ten times hard on the little girl's bum, causing her to cry out loudly each time the thin wood bites into her flesh, leaving her sobbing at the end. The stakes hold her fast. Then she is realeased and the class continues)

Pervert: (after an interval of good behaviour)

What say you, dearest Osculation and Promiscuity - The day is hot - would you join your sister in her nudity as we are quite alone here? I should like to draw your images in my notebook here.

Osculation: And give you our nakedness for ever? Thankyou no. Keep your thickest pencil to yourself otherwise the King will hear of it. But the day IS hot and I will divest. Come sis, let us take off our shifts and keep our cool.

(Osculation and Promiscuity join Nymphae in the nude and resume their studies. Pervert spends a minute or two looking at and admiring their perfect bodies).

Pervert: There is some matter I need to attend to forthwith. I will take your shifts to ensure you do not stray. I will be back anon.

(exit Pervert, carrying the girls' clothes)

Enter Foreskin, Priapus and Tumescence

Foreskin: See how our angels lie upon the grass, naked as was the promise.

Priapus: A very promising sight indeed.

Tumescence: Let us make our feelings known

(The boys approach the girls who spot them and try to cover their nakedness with their hands)

Foreskin:
My fair Osculation, forgive me but I must confess
to being smitten by thy beauty, now undressed
the sense is doubled. May I kiss thee?

Osculation:
I think it only fair that you should also naked be.
Then you may'st take me in your arms and kiss me.

Promiscuity: Yes, let everyone be naked. 'tis only fair.

Nymphae: Let me see your willies all stiff and proud!

(The boys undress)

Enter Pervert leading King Leer and Cruella

King Leer:
What ho! It seems we have appeared
in time to prevent an assault on our princesses -
Who are these rampant young men?
And why are my girls nude?

Pervert:
Sons of the castle staff, both fit and strong,
Desirous of your daughters' sweetest flesh.
Their nakedness my suggestion,
For the day is hot.

Cruella: I would fain punish their firm buttocks for their bare-faced cheek, and hand-pump their aching penises again and again till they beg for mercy.

King Leer:
My daughters, put your shifts back on, go to your rooms.
These boys shall in their present state not thwart us.
Let us to the dungeons forthwith!

(exit)

Scene 2: Shortly afterwards. The dungeons.

The three boys are chained naked to the wall. Their hands are above their heads fixed to iron rings. In the middle of the room is a revolving circular table fitted with wrist and ankle chains.

Enter King Leer and Cruella

King Leer:
Let us see who has the stronger charms,
Cruella show them all your naked form.

(Cruella strips naked. She is a fine figure of a woman)

Cruella: Let us see if any betray his love.

King Leer: Let the punishment begin.

(Foreskin is the first to be chained to the wheel. Face down with his bottom exposed, Cruella takes a birch and starts to beat his buttocks savagely with it)

Cruella: What say you now young man? Do you prefer the slit of an eleven-year-old girl to mine? Do you lust after her small swellings of tits which are nothing compared to mine?

Foreskin: Osculation is my only love

(Cruella continues to adminster the painful birching, but Foreskin remains loyal. He is returned to the wall and Tumescent takes his place. Cruella starts birching his buttocks)

Cruella: What say you young man? Do you prefer the slit of a seven-year-old girl to mine? Do you lust after her tiny nipples which have not the slightest mound beneath them?

Tumescent: I have thoughts only for Nymphae

(Cruella continues to blister his bottom with the birch, but he too remains loyal. His place is then taken by Priapus. Cruella starts to birch his buttocks)

Priapus: Alas your hand has worked its fire upon my body and my soul. In truth though I love Promiscuity the sight of your naked breasts and moist cleft leaves me helpless in lust.

Cruella: You have spoken well. I too admire your handsome form. Come, kiss me here.

(She pushes his face into her crotch and he gives her oral pleasure)

King Leer: I would keep young Priapus to entertain the queen and I in our bed. Now release them all, and let us ready a feast.

(exit)

Scene 3: Later that evening. The castle hall, set for a banquet.

The King sits on his throne with Cruella on on side, Priapus on the other.

Osculation stands hand in hand with Foreskin, Nymphae is being cuddled by Tumescent and Pervert stands next to Promiscuity, fondling her bum.

King Leer:
And so our lust for little girls is grown
with gracious loving daughters and their ways.
I know the depth of love thou each hast shown
May pleasure, and some bondage! fill your days.
Osculation take of Foreskin's charms,
And give to him each day your sweetest kiss;
My child Nymphae now in Tumescent's arms
Surrender that from which you daily piss
to him. Promiscuity now tight lipped
Take for your pleasure Pervert's manly frame;
And let your lovely bum be soundly whipped
For all is well that ends well as a game.

(exit all)

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The Merry child-wives of Windsor
As I like it
The spanking of the Shrew