IVAN ALIAS'S PROFILE

profile updated 04/06/05

I am an emigre Russian yak-counter (with an acute accent), whiling away the wearisome hours between jobs by writing hundreds of stories of an explicitly sexual nature. It is a little known fact that Russians only breed once a year and have to return to their place of birth in order to do so: unable to return to Valenkigrad for political reasons, I am permanently possessed by extreme sexual frustration, relieved only by production of the kind of frenzied muck which the freedom-loving people's of the West take to their hearts so readily.