DING'S PROFILE

profile updated 06/05/05

I am a dwarf, only two feet high, but my penis is unusually large and, when erect, actually stands up higher than my own head. A recent experiment with Viagra has left me with a permanent 'stiffy' or hard-on, which I am trying to eradicate, owing to the social difficulties of appearing to brandish a large club everywhere I go. My theory is that the production of erotica may draw off, as it were, the vital forces responsible for my penile standard's permanent display. One can but hope ...sorry, was that your eye?