Silver Surfer

1 | Wisdom

A man who has dedicated himself to serving older women hits the jackpot when he bumps into Sophia Loren. (MF)

2 | Crying Out Loud

Kathie Lee Gifford, alone and morose, finds comfort in the arms and other parts of a flight attendant. (MF)

3 | A Rocky Relationship

Burned by his ex-wife, a man sets up an isolated bed-and-breakfast catering to celebrities. He adds a lot to his list of services when Raquel Welch shows up. (MF)

4 | Big Wheel

A limo driver in Detroit gets the call for the farewell concert appearance of Tina Turner. He shows her that she's hardly over the hill. (MF)

5 | Royal Dynasty

With on-stage nudity all the rage in London, and aging celebrities the prime attraction, a director finds the casting couch cliche turned around as Joan Collins seeks a role. (MF)

6 | This Is the Story of a Lovely Lady

NEW! All his life -- what little there's been of it so far -- Tommy has lusted after one perfect woman: Florence Henderson. Comes a very special cruise, and so does Tommy. (mF)

7 | Take Two and Call Me in the Morning

NEW! A doctor in Minneapolis gets a call to attend a celebrity. He often finds perks in that part of his job, and this time he finds a heaping helping as Dolly Parton seeks his help. (MF)