Q&A with Suzy

Is Suzy your real name?

Get real...puulleease.  Very few of my friends and none of my family know that I write these stories.

How old are you?

29, of course!  Seriously, older than I'd like to be.  Lets just say that I pushed past twenty-nine a while back.

Are you really a woman?

Wait a sec, let me check.  Yup, I still have a cooter and not a winkie.  Hang on...whew, the boobs are still there and sagging too.

Where do you live?

On the east coast of the US of A...within a stones throw of Washington, DC.  Although, I've been thinking of moving to Carson City, NV and providing all the local courtesans with a special bikini waxing service.  Sadly, the kids weren't thrilled at the prospect of moving to that knowheresville.

Are you single? Married? Divorced?

Dyke with two kids...'nough said.  Hmm...wait...Bi with two kids?  I know, I know...confused with two kids, and if my eldest doesn't stop egging me on to be "part of the tribe" I just may shoot her...silly, crazy dyke.

What do you do for a living?

Hmmmmm...sorta nosey aren't you? ...MYOB

Are you a lesbian?  Bisexual?

Am now!

Ok, I did it.  Not only did I go downtown, but I opened the flood gates of my fantasy world to my girlfriend.  And damn, she's about a kinky slut!  As of now, I am a lesbian...left the hubby, left the dogs and cats, but my kids are still with me--though they think their mom is both gross and nuts, "Yuck mom, but you're so old, ewwwww...I can't think about this."

What do you look like?  How big are your tits?

I'm going to leave this to the imagination of my readers.  Besides, what I look like isn't relevant, because ALL of my stories are FICTION.  The characters in my tales are NOT ME.  They are made-up--created in my mind for the entertainment of my readers.

Can I meet you for coffee, tea, or...?

Maybe you have?  At least if you are into the bi-girl/dyke scene around Washington.  Has a skinny, poorly endowed forty-something brunette woman asked if you have certain penetrating abilities or an interest in group watersports while out at the bars?

Do you think my asshole is big enough for the "xxx" dildo?

If one fucking more guy asks me this, I'm gonna scream from here 'til next Tuesday.  Frankly, if you ask that question, you're a pretty big asshole already, so yeah, it'll fit, no problem...shove it in all at once, and do it dry! 

Why do you write the stories?

As I mentioned, I write to experience emotions that otherwise, if left unchecked, could cause issues in my happy, quiet life.

Why aren't your stories more erotic and less porno?

I write the way I think. Earlier in my life I would find what and how I write now to be greatly offensive. But now, as I reach middle-age, I think of sex much differently...I want it dirty and nasty, nasty, nasty.

How come there aren't any naked women on your website?

Cost is one reason.  The other is I want my little website to be for the written word.  If you really need to see naked breasts etc., then see my links page.

Where is the shadow girl's other hand in the page footer?

As if you can't imagine!

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