The Bedspread - My Commentary

Yeah, I know, this one doesn't make a lick of sense. I guess you had to be there.

Once upon a time, there was a long, boring discussion of semicolons in the alt.sex.stories.d newsgroup. One of the semi-regulars in the newsgroup piped in with a passive-aggressive criticism of the people who frequent alt.sex.stories.d, a criticism that had nothing to do with sex stories, as far as I could tell. I came darn close to losing my cool and flaming him.

Calmer heads prevailed, and I wrote this story instead. Sorry about that.