The Pussy List

For a several years, I've been collecting synonyms for the part of a woman's anatomy that I find especially endearing. There are several hundred of them here, and I can't say that I really understand some of them, but I've been told they are real. A few of these synonyms aren't very flattering, but most of them aren't that bad, and some of them are very nice indeed.

If you have any suggestions of your own to add to this list, I'd love to hear them. E-mail me at poisoniv1@hotmail.com and I'd be happy to add your contribution to the list.

Without further ado, _The Pussy List_:

  1. A belly dingle
  2. A gusher
  3. A jewel
  4. A sport
  5. A universe
  6. ABC
  7. Ace
  8. Ace at spades
  9. Adam's own
  10. Affair
  11. Alcove
  12. Almanach
  13. Altar of hymen
  14. An ornament
  15. Anemone of love
  16. Aphrodisical tennis court
  17. Apricot split
  18. Ass
  19. Ax wound
  20. Baby basket
  21. Baby carriage
  22. Baby hole
  23. Baby maker
  24. Bag
  25. Barge
  26. Bawdy monosyllable
  27. Bazoo
  28. Bearded clam
  29. Bearded lady
  30. Beauty spot
  31. Beaver
  32. Bee hive
  33. Bell
  34. Belle chose
  35. Belly entrance
  36. Belly-dale
  37. Berkshire hunt
  38. Bile
  39. Bimbo
  40. Bird
  41. Bit of jam
  42. Bit on a fork
  43. Biter
  44. Black Bess
  45. Black hole
  46. Black Jack
  47. Black joke
  48. Black velvet
  49. Bluebeard's closet
  50. Bob and hit
  51. Bog
  52. Bombo
  53. Boody
  54. Booty
  55. Bore
  56. Botany Bay
  57. Bottom
  58. Bottomless pit
  59. Bower of bliss
  60. Box
  61. Box unseen
  62. Boy in the boat
  63. Brat-getting
  64. Bread
  65. Bread winner
  66. Broom
  67. Brown Miss
  68. Brush
  69. Buckfinger's boot
  70. Buckinger's boot
  71. Budget
  72. Bull's eye
  73. Bum fiddle
  74. Bum shop
  75. Bun
  76. Bungalow
  77. Bunny
  78. Burial ground
  79. Bush
  80. Bushy park
  81. Butcher shop
  82. Butter boat
  83. Button
  84. Button factory
  85. Buttonhole worker
  86. C.
  87. Cabbage
  88. Cabbage patch
  89. Cake
  90. Canasta
  91. Candlestick
  92. Cape Horn
  93. Cape of Good Hope
  94. Carnal trap
  95. Carvel's ring
  96. Catch-'em-alive-o
  97. Cat's meat
  98. Cat's meow
  99. Cat's-head-cut-open
  100. Cave of Harmony
  101. Cavern
  102. Cellar
  103. Cellar door
  104. Center of attraction
  105. Center of bliss
  106. Central furrow
  107. Certificate of birth
  108. Charley
  109. Charley Hunt
  110. Chat
  111. Chicken's tongue
  112. Chimney
  113. China
  114. Chink
  115. Chocha
  116. Chuff box
  117. Chum
  118. Churn
  119. Circle
  120. Civet
  121. Claff
  122. Clam
  123. Claustrom virginals
  124. Cleft of flesh
  125. Clit
  126. Clitoris
  127. Clitty
  128. Clock
  129. Cloven tuft
  130. Cock
  131. Cock Alley
  132. Cock Hall
  133. Cock holder
  134. Cock Inn
  135. Cock Lane
  136. Cock loft
  137. Cockpit
  138. Cockshire
  139. Cockshy
  140. Coffee grinder
  141. Coffee house
  142. Coffeeshop
  143. Cogie
  144. Commodity
  145. Concern
  146. Conch shell
  147. Contrapunctum
  148. Conundrum
  149. Cony
  150. Cooch
  151. Cookie
  152. Cookies
  153. Coolie-do
  154. Coosie
  155. Coot
  156. Cootch
  157. Cooter
  158. Cooze
  159. Coozey
  160. Coozie
  161. Corner
  162. Corner cupboard
  163. Cornucopia
  164. Covered way
  165. Cow-cunted
  166. Crack
  167. Crack of heaven
  168. Crawl space
  169. Cream jug
  170. Creased
  171. Crevice
  172. Crinkum-crankum
  173. Crotch
  174. Crown and feathers
  175. Crucible
  176. Crumpet
  177. Cuckoo's nest
  178. Cunnicle
  179. Cunniken
  180. Cunnikin
  181. Cunny
  182. Cunt
  183. Cuntkin
  184. Cuntlet
  185. Cup
  186. Cupid's Alley
  187. Daisy
  188. Dead end street
  189. Dicky-Dido
  190. Diddle
  191. Diddle case
  192. Dilbery bush
  193. Dimples
  194. Dirty barrel
  195. Divine monosyllable
  196. Divine scar
  197. Dog's mouth
  198. Donut
  199. Doodle-sack
  200. Door of life
  201. Dot
  202. Doughnut
  203. Down the hatch
  204. Downstairs
  205. Downtown
  206. Drain
  207. Dripping delta
  208. Dumb glutton
  209. Dumb squint
  210. Eel skin
  211. Eve's custom house
  212. Eye that weeps
  213. Eye that weeps most when best pleased
  214. Factotum
  215. Fan
  216. Fanny
  217. Fanny Artful
  218. Fanny fair
  219. Fart Daniel
  220. Female
  221. Female crucible
  222. Fern
  223. Fiddle
  224. Fie-for-shame
  225. Field
  226. Fig
  227. Finger hut
  228. Firelock
  229. Fireplace
  230. Fish
  231. Flapdoodle
  232. Fleshy part
  233. Flower
  234. Flower heart
  235. Flower of chivalry
  236. Flusey
  237. Fly catcher
  238. Fly trap
  239. Fobus
  240. Fool trap
  241. Football field
  242. Fore court
  243. Fore room
  244. Forecaster
  245. Forecastle
  246. Forehatch
  247. Forewoman
  248. Fornicator's hall
  249. Fort Knox
  250. Fortress
  251. Fountain of life
  252. Fountain of love
  253. Four-letter word
  254. Free fishery
  255. Front attic
  256. Front door
  257. Front garden
  258. Front gut
  259. Front office
  260. Front parlor
  261. Front piece
  262. Front porch
  263. Front window
  264. Fruit cup
  265. Fruitful vine
  266. Fuck hole
  267. Funniment
  268. Funny bit
  269. Fur
  270. Fur burger
  271. Fur pie
  272. Furnace
  273. Furrow
  274. Furry hoop
  275. Futy
  276. Futz
  277. Gallimaufrey
  278. Gap
  279. Gape
  280. Gaper
  281. Garage
  282. Garden of Eden
  283. Gash
  284. Gasp and grunt
  285. Gate of life
  286. Gate of plenty
  287. Gates of Heaven
  288. Gateway
  289. Generating place
  290. Gentlemen's pleasure garden
  291. Geography
  292. Gib tenuck
  293. Gig
  294. Gigi
  295. Ginch
  296. Girl Street
  297. Glory hole
  298. Go down to the finish line
  299. Gold mine
  300. Golden donut
  301. Golden doorway
  302. Golden furrow
  303. Goldfinch's nest
  304. Grain-shaped cave
  305. Grand Canyon
  306. Grandmother's house
  307. Grass
  308. Gravy giver
  309. Gravy maker
  310. Gray jock
  311. Green grocery
  312. Green meadow
  313. Groceries
  314. Grotto
  315. Grove of Eglantine
  316. Growl
  317. Grunion nest
  318. Gulley hole
  319. Gut entrance
  320. Gutter
  321. Gymnasium
  322. Gyvel
  323. Hair pie
  324. Hairburger
  325. Hairy oracle
  326. Hairy ring
  327. Hairyfordshire
  328. Half Moon Bay
  329. Halfpenny
  330. Handle for the broom
  331. Happy Valley
  332. Harbor of Hope
  333. Hatchway
  334. Heart of the peony
  335. Heavenly part
  336. Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha
  337. Hive
  338. Hog eye
  339. Hogstyle of Venus
  340. Hole
  341. Hole of content
  342. Hole of holes
  343. Holy of Holies
  344. Home sweet home
  345. Hone
  346. Honey pot
  347. Hoop
  348. Horse collar
  349. Hot beef
  350. House of security
  351. Hymen
  352. Hypogastric cranny
  353. In a flap
  354. India
  355. Ineffable
  356. Ingle-nook
  357. Inner heart
  358. Inner stream
  359. Inner terrace
  360. Intercrural trench
  361. Irish fortune
  362. Itching Jenny
  363. Ivory gate
  364. Jack Straw's castle
  365. Jade cavern
  366. Jade gate
  367. Jade gateway
  368. Jam pot
  369. Jaws of Hell
  370. Jelly
  371. Jelly bag
  372. Jelly box
  373. Jelly roll
  374. Jewel enclosure
  375. Jewel of the Empire
  376. Jeweled enclosure
  377. Jiggumbob
  378. Jock
  379. Joe Hunt
  380. Joy hole
  381. Joy trail
  382. Kaze
  383. Keifer
  384. Keyhole
  385. Keystone of love
  386. Kitchen
  387. Kitty
  388. Knick-knack
  389. Ladder
  390. Lady Berkeley
  391. Lady Flower
  392. Lady Jane
  393. Lady Star
  394. Lapland
  395. Lather maker
  396. Leading article
  397. Leak
  398. Leather
  399. Limbo
  400. Ling
  401. Little man
  402. Little man in a boat
  403. Little Miss Cradle
  404. Little sister
  405. Lobster pot
  406. Lock
  407. Locker
  408. Lollipop
  409. Long-eye
  410. Lotus
  411. Lotus flower
  412. Lotus of her wisdom
  413. Love box
  414. Love canal
  415. Love chamber
  416. Love grotto
  417. Love jungle
  418. Love Lane
  419. Love muscle
  420. Love's channel
  421. Love's harbor
  422. Love's paradise
  423. Love's pavilion
  424. Low country
  425. Lower lips
  426. Lower wig
  427. Lowlands
  428. Machine
  429. Madge
  430. Maiden gear
  431. Maidenhead
  432. Maid's ring
  433. Main Street
  434. Main vein
  435. Man trap
  436. Manhole
  437. Mantrap
  438. Marble arch
  439. Mark of the beast
  440. Mary Jane
  441. Match
  442. Mate
  443. Matrix
  444. Meat
  445. Meat cooker
  446. Meat grinder
  447. Medlar
  448. Melting pot
  449. Membrum mulibers
  450. Mickey Mouse
  451. Middle eye
  452. Middle gate
  453. Middle Kingdom
  454. Midlands
  455. Milk jug
  456. Milk pan
  457. Milker
  458. Milking pail
  459. Mill
  460. Milliner's shop
  461. Mine of pleasure
  462. Minge
  463. Mink
  464. Miraculous cairn
  465. Miss Laycock
  466. Modesty
  467. Money box
  468. Monosyllable
  469. Mons meg
  470. Mons pubis
  471. Mons veneris
  472. Moose
  473. Mortar
  474. Mossy grotte
  475. Mother of all masons
  476. Mother of all saints
  477. Mother of all souls
  478. Mound
  479. Mount
  480. Mouse
  481. Mouse trap
  482. Mouser
  483. Mouth thankless
  484. Mouth that can not bite
  485. Muff
  486. Muffin
  487. Mustard pot
  488. Mutton
  489. Mysterious cavern
  490. Mysterious valley
  491. Naggie
  492. Name it not
  493. Nardlets
  494. Nature's tufted treasure
  495. Naughty
  496. Needle book
  497. Nether end
  498. Netherlands
  499. Niche
  500. Nick-in-the-notch
  501. Nick-nack
  502. Nonesuch
  503. Nook
  504. Nookie
  505. Notch
  506. Number nip
  507. O.B.H
  508. Oat bin
  509. Old ding
  510. Old hat
  511. Old thing
  512. Old wife
  513. Old woman
  514. Orange
  515. Orchard
  516. Oven
  517. Oyster
  518. Oyster catcher
  519. Pan
  520. Pancake
  521. Pandora's box
  522. Paradise
  523. Parenthesis
  524. Parsley patch
  525. Peculiar river
  526. Pee-hole
  527. Penis
  528. Penis equivalent
  529. Penis muliebris
  530. Perfumed mouse
  531. Piece
  532. Pin case
  533. Pink
  534. Pipe
  535. Pipe cleaner
  536. Pipkin
  537. Piss flaps
  538. Pisser
  539. Pit
  540. Pit hole
  541. Pit pitcher
  542. Placket
  543. Placket hole
  544. Playground
  545. Plaything
  546. Pleasure boat
  547. Pleasure center
  548. Pleasure center of heaven
  549. Pleasure field of heaven
  550. Pleasure garden
  551. Pleasure grotto
  552. Pleasure house
  553. Pleasure palace
  554. Pocket
  555. Pocket book
  556. Pole hole
  557. Poon
  558. Poontang
  559. Poor man's blessing
  560. Poozle
  561. Portal of Venus
  562. Porthole
  563. Postem gate to the Elysian
  564. Pot
  565. Poxbox
  566. Precious crucible
  567. Precious gate
  568. Precious gateway
  569. Precious stone
  570. Pretty
  571. Prick scourer
  572. Prick-pocket
  573. Prime cut
  574. Private parts
  575. Privy hole
  576. Pudding
  577. Puddle
  578. Pudend
  579. Pudenda
  580. Pudenda muliebris
  581. Pudendum
  582. Puka
  583. Puki
  584. Purse
  585. Puss
  586. Pussy
  587. Quarry
  588. Queen of holes
  589. Quem
  590. Queynte
  591. Quiff
  592. Quim
  593. Quimmy
  594. Quin
  595. Quoniam
  596. Rag box
  597. Rasp
  598. Rat trap
  599. Rattle ballocks
  600. Receipt of custom
  601. Receiving set
  602. Red pearl
  603. Regulator
  604. Rest and be thankful
  605. Ring
  606. Ringerrangerroo
  607. Road
  608. Road to heaven
  609. Roasting Jack
  610. Rob-the-Ruffian
  611. Rooster
  612. Rose
  613. Rough and tumble
  614. Rough malkin
  615. Rug
  616. Sally Port
  617. Salt cellar
  618. Sampler
  619. Scabbard
  620. Scratch
  621. Scut
  622. Scuttle
  623. Sear
  624. Seat of pleasure
  625. Seat of wisdom
  626. Secret cavern
  627. Seed-land
  628. Seed-plot
  629. Seminary
  630. Sensitive cave
  631. Sensitive cavern
  632. Sex
  633. Sexual cavern
  634. Shady spring
  635. Shaf
  636. Shaft companion
  637. Shake bag
  638. Sharp and blunt
  639. She
  640. Sheath
  641. Shell
  642. Skin coat
  643. Skin the pizzle
  644. Slam
  645. Slash
  646. Slice of life
  647. Slipper
  648. Slit
  649. Slot
  650. Sluice
  651. Smock Alley
  652. Snapper
  653. Snatch
  654. Snatch box
  655. Snatch-blatch
  656. Snippet
  657. Socket
  658. Solution of continuity
  659. South Pole
  660. Spender
  661. Spermsucker
  662. Spew Alley
  663. Spice of life
  664. Spitfire
  665. Split
  666. Sportsman's gap
  667. Sportsman's hole
  668. Spot
  669. Square push
  670. Squint
  671. Squirrel
  672. Star
  673. Stream Town
  674. Strings of the lyre
  675. Stuff
  676. Suck and swallow
  677. Sugar basin
  678. Sugar donut
  679. Supper
  680. Sweet scented hole
  681. Tail
  682. Tail box
  683. Tail end
  684. Tail feathers
  685. Tail gap
  686. Tail gate
  687. Tail hole
  688. Tail trimmer
  689. Target
  690. Tastebud
  691. Teazle
  692. Temple of low men
  693. Temple of Venus
  694. Tench
  695. Tenuc
  696. That
  697. Thatch
  698. Thatched house
  699. The Antipodes
  700. The bank
  701. The business
  702. The case
  703. The channel
  704. The deer
  705. The end
  706. The exchequer
  707. The forecastle
  708. The grindstone
  709. The gym
  710. The hot box
  711. The icing
  712. The mare
  713. The never out trap
  714. The saddle
  715. The satchel
  716. The till
  717. The treasury
  718. The vault
  719. Theca
  720. Thicket
  721. Thing
  722. Thingamagig
  723. Thingie
  724. Thingumabob
  725. Thingy
  726. Tirly-whirly
  727. Tit mouse
  728. Tive
  729. Toby
  730. Toll box
  731. Tomboy
  732. Tool chest
  733. Tool shed
  734. Tootsie wootsie
  735. Toyshop
  736. Treasure house
  737. Trench
  738. Trim
  739. Trinket
  740. Tu quroque
  741. Tuna
  742. Tunnel
  743. Twat
  744. Twatchel
  745. Twelge
  746. Twin
  747. Twitcher
  748. Twittle
  749. Under dimple
  750. Under the hill
  751. Undercut
  752. Undergrowth
  753. Unders
  754. Undertaker
  755. Upper Holloway
  756. Upright grin
  757. Upright wink
  758. Vacuum
  759. Vagina
  760. Valley of Decision
  761. Valve
  762. Vent
  763. Venus flytrap
  764. Venus mound
  765. Venus's cell
  766. Venus's honeypot
  767. Vertical smile
  768. Vicious circle
  769. Virgin knot
  770. Virginale
  771. Virgin's head
  772. Vulva
  773. Ware
  774. Waste pipe
  775. Water box
  776. Wayside fountain
  777. Wazoo
  778. Whaddya call it
  779. Wham
  780. What
  781. Whatsis
  782. Wheat-shaped cave
  783. Whelk
  784. Where Uncle Diddle goes
  785. Whim wham
  786. White tiger's cavern
  787. Whoosis
  788. Womanhood
  789. Wool
  790. Workshop
  791. Wound
  792. X
  793. Y
  794. Yard measure
  795. Yeast-powder biscuit
  796. Yoni
  797. You know what
  798. Yum-yum
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