Dilemmas

By Poison Ivan

Warning! The following work of fiction contains sexual activities between consenting adults. You must be at least 18 years old to read it.

Ironically, I faced these exact ten dilemmas just yesterday.

I was babysitting my neighbor kids and got a little bored. Bob and Alice weren't supposed to be home for a long time, so I went into the bedroom and started rummaging through their drawers. Much to my amazement, I found a bunch of Polaroid pictures in one of the drawers, and they showed my neighbors having sex with a buncha different people. But even more shocking, some of the pictures were of Alice with my twin brother! And Alice had my brother's big cock in her mouth!

Of course I immediately called up my sister-in-law, Judy, who was absolutely livid. I want revenge! Judy says. I'm going to get back at that son-of-a-bitch brother of yours, and you're going to help me do it, Ivan.

What do I have to do, Judy? I says.

I'm going to fuck your brains out, Ivan, she says.

But what about my wife? I says.

Your wife doesn't have to know a thing, she says.

Sounded like a pretty smart plan to me. Sooner than you can count to three, Judy rushed over and me and her were in my neighbor's bed, Judy was on top of me, and my cock was sliding in and out of my sister-in-law's cunt.

When who should walk in but my very own twin brother, Shotgun Ivan!

Hey, what's going on here? Shotgun says.

You prick, Judy says while she was humping up and down on my hard pole.

No, this is my prick, Shotgun says, and he dropped his pants and showed his impressive nine-inch member (huh, uh-huh-huh, he said "member.") He climbed in bed and slid his big prick in Judy's tight bunghole.

That Shotgun! He sure has a way with women!

So me and Shotgun were double-banging his wife Judy like there was no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, who walked in the room but my wife! She waltzed in the bedroom door with a greasy brown paper bag. Guess what! she says, my mom made liver and onions ... hey, what's going on here?

Lucky for me, Shotgun had his wits about him. He pulled his dick out of his wife's butt and turned towards mine. Honey! he says, don't be upset, I can explain everything!

I kept banging Judy like there was no tomorrow, and Shotgun pretended he was me and told my wife this long drawn out story. He went on and on about how my wife doesn't do anal (I'd told Shotgun all about it), and Judy does do anal, and he just needed to know what it was like to fuck a girl in the butt. My wife practically sobbed. But it's your birthday! she says. I was going to let you buttfuck me today as a birthday present!

I must say, my brother was one lucky guy! Before I could blink twice he got his big bone up my wife's virgin backdoor.

Well, things got carried away after that, and Shotgun and me ended up swapping back and forth and banging each other's wives in the butt and banging our own wives in the butt and we were all having a great old time. We all had a million cums each and Shotgun and me finally had to give it a bit of a rest.

Then my wife started digging through our neighbor's drawers.

Since we're all doing the anal thing, my wife says, what do you say we make use of this?

And she pulled a big strap-on dildo out of our neighbor's dresser. She pulled the thing on and cinched it tight and she got this big rubber dong hanging in front of her. She did a little pirouette and says, How does it look?

You look great, honey, I says.

I heard there was a bank robbery down the street, but we were too busy fucking to grab any cash. And when my neighbors returned home from their evening out, instead of playing with their time machine, like we'd planned, we just made an orgy of it.

Oh, by the way, I stole this plot from a bunch of stories in ASS. Sorry about that.

Poison Ivan
^ swears it's all absolutely true