Do you remember the Don and Mike radio show? Then you know the kind of crazy stunts they pulled. At least, the stunts they pulled before Janet Jackson's tit changed the course of Western civilization. This one was a contest for a brother and sister who were committing incest to get a trip to the Super Bowl. I sat down and batted this out in about an hour and sent it in. I tried to make it sound like a yokel from Virginia even setting up an e-mail address 'in Virginia' knowing they'd most likely pick a local listener. I really didn't expect to win, but voila, I fooled 'em and won. Here is the notification from Charlie Broyhill, their producer, that I won along with the original e-mail I sent. I didn't get the Super Bowl tickets but they did offer a cash prize instead.
I nearly bust a gut laughing when I realized they were reading my letter as the winning entry. It was quite a coup fooling the DJs!
You must be thrilled! You are our winner in the Incest story contest. We'd like to get you on the air to discuss your story.
Please call Charlie at 703.xxx.xxxx
The Don and Mike Show
-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Jones mailto:mikeinvirginia@nospam.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:07 PM
To: donandmikeshow@wjfk.com
Subject: NFL incest
Hi Don and Mike,
When I was a junior and my sister was a freshman my parents decided to go to Las Vegas for a weekend. They said that I was old enough to leave in charge for the weekend. They went over how they were trusting me and how they expected me to be responsible, etc. They told my sister that she had to obey me and I was completely in charge. If I told them she gave me grief while they were gone she was going to be grounded for the entire summer. School had been out a couple weeks. They put the fear of God into both us.
So they left on a Friday night. We had gone shopping and Mom had bought all the stuff we had wanted for dinners and lunches. My sister and I were happy as pigs in slop knowing we didn't have to eat vegetables all weekend. We were watching TV since this was pre-VCRs and stuff. I fixed taquitos for me and my sister made tacos for her. I knew where my parents had an old bottle of Dago red that they never drank. I figured they wouldn't miss it. I poured a glass for me and Sis. We drank it watching the TV. We were laughing and cutting up, what with the parents gone. We were feeling grown up. Well, after we had both had a couple glasses of wine I asked her if she had ever kissed a boy. She said she'd tell if I'd tell. I said I had kissed a few girls. She said she'd kissed a boy. Pretty soon we were telling about what we did, real graphic. I told her about one girl that let me under her sweater. She got real quiet. Then she asked what it was like. I told her the girl liked it.
She got quiet again so we watched the TV. Then she just said, would I maybe do that for her? I couldn't believe she asked me. I had been noticing her since she started getting nice boobs. She had been part of my jerk dreams for a year or so. I said, yeah, I'd like to do that. She nodded kind of shy and said she'd like to try that. I sat next to her on the couch and put my arms around her and bent down to kiss her. It was really strange at first, kissing my sister. But pretty soon I quit thinking of her as my sister, she was just a hot girl. I slipped my hand under her shirt. We had already had showers so she hadn't put on a bra. When my hand touched her bare tit I thought I was going to do it right in my pjs.
Pretty soon she was moaning pushing her tits against my hand. I asked her if I could kiss her tits. She said okay. I pulled her shirt up and started kissing her tits and playing with them. She lay back on the couch as I did. She was wearing some loose sweat pants and I was in my pj bottoms. I kissed down her stomach to the waist band of her sweats. I kept waiting for her to stop me, but she didn't. Her stomach was quivering under the kisses but she didn't say anything. I kissed lower pushing the pants down until I hit the start of her hair. This was further than I'd ever been with a girl. Sis still didn't say anything but she was watching me. I pushed her pants down all of the way. I kissed her some more. She got turned on as I kissed her real intimately. I didn't know what I was doing really but I tried to make her happy.
Pretty soon her eyes were closed and she was humping against me. I pushed my pjs off and moved up between her legs. She looked scared. I told her I loved her. She didn't say anything and I took that as an okay. I pushed forward and we were making love. It didn't take long.
Afterward, we didn't say anything about it. It was like it didn't happen. But Saturday night as we watched TV she went in and changed into her shorty pjs. She asked if I wanted to kiss her again. It was petty much the same as the first time except I lasted a little longer and I think she liked it more.
The folks came home Sunday and neither of us talked about it. I kept hoping Sis would let me do it again but she never did. Other than dream about it that was it.
We both got married and she moved away. I'd see her at family things. But neither of us ever mentioned it again. I didn't tell my wife my first time was with my sister. I don't think she told her husband either.
Well, a few years ago I got divorced. Last year my sister got divorced and moved back. She's working at a local hospital. She and I have become good friends because of what we have been through. One night we were getting drunk together after a long week, laughing about stuff that happened growing up. She got serious and asked about that weekend, did I remember. I said it was my favorite time of my whole life. She got up from her chair and slid into my lap. She said she regretted we never did it again and kissed me. It was the hottest kiss I ever had. We kissed for a while and then we stood and went into my bedroom. It was incredible, the best sex I ever had. This time she was real vocal too unlike the first time. I woke up and we did it again in the morning. We get together once a week or so and make love, always at my place. I love my sister and it is the best sex I have ever had. She says the same.
I have no idea how I'm going to explain to my sister how I won the trip to the Super Bowl. She would kill me if she knew I told about this.
I would love to get her to come and spend a romantic weekend like at the Super Bowl. But I don't know how I can explain to her how I won the contest. You guys can make fun I know but I tell you the truth it is completely loving between my sister and me. I've been fixed so we aren't going to have kids so there's nothing wrong with us loving each other.
Mike
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