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Stories are in alphabetical order. Newest story: Dry Spell (Sep 2004).

Blame It on "Ed"

codes: F FF MMF MFF cons toys oral anal caution

(120K; 22K words; Jan 2002) (read html or text)

2002 Clitorides Finalist ("best long story by a new author" and "best bdsm story")

5 stars in Tainted Lime Reviews #1

Funny how things work in fiction, as in life. . .

This story was inspired by several specifics, including: a thread on ASSD about, among other things, the importance of proper grammar and adherence to verb tenses, a recurring spam e-mail about "what would you do on a sex dare?" and a post I read on usenet a long, long time ago from a guy who had rented some video equipment and shot an amateur porn tape, and was a little surprised by everything that happened.

It was supposed to be light, somewhat comic, and more vanilla than it turned out.

The characters really refused to cooperate with the original plan; what they did even shocked me a little. I've never had a story write itself quite as much as this one did.

Dry Spell

codes: This story is not coded. It is supposed to have a few surprises. Most of what is described is heterosexual and consensual. This story includes descriptions of anal penetration of males in a heterosexual and/or autoerotic context. There are some references to homosexual activity between women. There are no underage participants.

(51K; 8K words; Sep 2004) (read html or text)

I had the weirdest fucking dream today. And Dear Diary, I do mean fucking dream. It's been years since I had a wet dream, and they were never like this.

When it started I was in bed with Trudie ...

Flash

codes: M-solo F-solo voy

(11K; 1500 words; Feb 2003) (read html or text)

Silver Clitorides Finalist February 2003

[10,10,10,10] Crimson Reviews #20

Written nearly in a single sitting on an airplane, after wrestling for months with how to write a little story around something i thought i witnessed in real life. a. helped polish it.

the folio : one : special collections

codes: M+F+ mild ws mild femdom

(28K; 4300 words; Jul 2003) (read html or text)

[10,10,9,9] in Crimson Reviews #30

I had a surprising dream about stumbling across a dirty book, which Absinthia Vixen helped me to flesh out (so to speak). it enjoyed the benefit of a.'s editorial eye.

note: this is a complete story, intended to stand on its own. loosely related stories may or may not follow.

Gift of the Maya

codes: MF rom nosex chocolate

(34K; 4600 words, Feb 2003) (read html or text)

This story was written as part of a surprise birthday celebration for Gary Jordan. Happy Birthday, Gary!

The author wishes to gratefully acknowledge the enormous contributions made to this story by its editor, a.

Inheritance

is my erotic haunted house story. it will be serialized here when I finish it.

Jack Fast and the Pervo-Ray Effect

is a really filthy novel-sized story that's a parody of/homage to/ghastly perversion of (depending on yr perspective) some of the "classic" "boy's" adventure tales. it's also an attempt to get as many codes into a single narrative as i could possible manage; as such it features some things i don't usually write about, like (Ayn) Randian politics, and a prose style i don't usually attempt. it will be serialized here in 2004, when/if I ever finish it.

Letter, with Tea and Bourbon

codes: F-solo rom MF? FFM? fine bone china

(39K; 6800 words; Jan 2003) (read html or text)

This story was written as part of Mat Twassel's "In Thoughts of You" project, inspired by a painting by Jack Vettriano, and there are more stories and poems inspired by the painting at Mat's asstr site (http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/twassel/www).

The author wishes to gratefully acknowledge the enormous contributions made to this story by its editor, a.

Overheard

codes: MF oral anal ESP mild bd

(Chapter 1 24K; 3,800 words, 2002) (read html or text)

2002 Clitorides Finalist ("best mind control story")

in which: ye humble author flirts with the idea of serialization.

and: an attempt at rationalizing away the guilt that prevents one from doing something? Perhaps.

and it's not finished. (and yes, i am still working on the second part. i'd say it's almost done, but that jinxed me last time, so. . . )

Pirates of the 22nd Century

codes: pirates nosex nc viol satire

(15K; 2000 words; Jul 2003) (read html or text)

[A] in The Annex Reviews July 2003

[10,10,10,10] in Crimson Reviews #29

A response to the pirate challenge, and/or to reading Jane Eyre.

a. helped polish it.

Something New

codes: FF rom

(12K; 1400 words; Oct 2003) (read html or text)

[10,10,10,10] in Crimson Reviews #32

In which Mia helps Carol with her writer's block.

This for a., who helped it into the world in several ways.

Story Set on a Boat

codes: MF MMF nc? mild bd rom

(53K; 8,400 words; Jan 2002) (read html or text)

[A] in The Annex Reviews July 2003

Silver Clitorides Nominee December 2001

not a lot to say about this one. . .

it does feature mild bondage and acts of questionable consensuality, but it is ultimately a love story.

(transportation vignette)

codes: MF rom public

(8K; 1000 words; Jul 2002) (read html or text)

actually my first attempt ever at erotica, somewhat revised. uh-oh, is it a fetish now?

this is for a.

olive.

WWJD?

codes: MF rom oral blasphemous

(13K; 2000 words; Aug 2002) (read html or text)

[9,10,7,7] in Crimson Reviews #8

this story features no public transportation. none. i mean it, honestly. ok, there's some transportation, but no hanky-panky occurs in the transportation. well, hardly any.

it's all a's fault; she sent me the link.

olive.

note: turns out you can really order them! (they don't look super-durable though). tell 'em Meme sentcha!


i hope you enjoy the stories -- i welcome comments, suggestions, criticism, praise and hatemail.

i got tired of all the spam, though, so i'd prefer you use the comments feature. if you really wanna email me directly: em ee ee em one seven at zed ee dee zed ee ee period see oh em.


 

bored already? ah, well.

here are some of my favorite places to go on asstr. (this may be as much for my convenience as yours!)

ASSTR main page, the author index, da FishTank, Rui's favorites (and the Clitorides pages) , the standardized header system

Lady Cyrrh's Annex Reviews, Tainted Lime Reviews Crimson Dragon Reviews

Jane says we're quality and original

 

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29 november 2004

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