Late April

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.  This should give you a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

Shelly only let me fuck her in the ass once.  It went something like this:

Her: Okay, but be gentle.

Me: Alright.

Her: Ow. Slowly!

Me: I am going slowly!

Her: ...Is it in yet?

Me: Just the head.

Her: Maybe this was a bad idea...

Me: No, c'mon, this'll feel good.

Her: [weird wheezing noises] ...Okay, stop.

Me: But we just...

Her: Stop!

Me: Alright.

I hid my excitement and came over her house like everything was normal: we talked, or rather, I listened to her talk for a bit.   Eventually our conversation led to sex, as everything does with my advanced tactics.  We lied on her bed, making out.

"Let's do it doggy style," I said to her.

"Oh, but I wanna see your face," she said.

"And I want to see yours, but I want to see your ass more."  She giggled, as she often does, and kissed me and said, "Okay."  She even gave a little bark.  It's the enthusiasm that I love her for.

I went behind her as she got on all fours, facing the wall.  She wiggled her ass sexily.  So lovely.  I slipped inside her and fucked away.  I tried to draw it out to make sure I was good and lubed, but she only got fairly wet.  I rubbed her clit, which seemed to work.  She went crazy moaning and screaming during this and I felt like I was well coated with her juices.  I began pounding away at her and her head flew back and forth.  She noticed that she was close to hitting the wall and tried to calm down a bit.  I only pounded harder. I felt close to orgasm myself and I stuck it in her asshole as she moved backwards.  I heard her gasp, but paid it no attention as I slammed into her again and when her head moved towards the wall, I punched her in the back of the head.  She flew into the wall, bumped her head, and went limp, her head on the pillow and ass still in the air.  I remember thinking how funny it was.  Then I felt her asshole tighten.  It was marvelous.  I didn't move for a few seconds to keep myself from cumming.  Then I moved in and out of her incredibly tight hole, though there wasn't much room for movement.  The sensations got the better of me and I came in her ass.

I pulled out of Shelly with not too much trouble and she just lied on the bed.  For a second I thought she was dead, but I heard her breathing.  I had already thought of what to say after she woke, but I realized I hadn't thought about the cum now leaking out of her butthole.  I got a paper towel and started to clean her arse and she moved. She moaned and slowly fell on her side.

"Fuck... my head...," she drawled.  I got her some ice in a ziplock bag. I wasn't sure which hurt more, her forehead or the back of her head.  Judging by where she held herself, the front hurt more and I held the ice to her forehead.  "What..."  After a while she looked up at me and smiled.  "Did you cum?"  I stroked her cheek.

"Yes."

"Did I cum?"

"Oh yeah.  Big time.  You were going crazy."  She smiled again and her smile fell as she felt her asshole.

"My ass... did you fuck me in the ass?"  She must've felt the stickiness.

"Yeah, I did.  But you were into it.  Like, completely.  You whimpered at first, but then it must've felt good, because you were going, 'yeah, yeah, baby' or something like that and I was like 'Damn!' and then I started rubbing your clit..."  She indicated that she remembered this. "...And you were thrusting back and forth and you... well, you just rammed the wall."

"But the back of my head hurts, too."

"Yeah, I tried to stop you from hitting the wall and I think I hit you instead. Sorry."

"That's okay."  She smiled.

So I guess she really couldn't remember any of it.  But the plan had unforeseen benefits.  After a party one night, she may have been a bit tipsy, but she whispered to me, "Put it in my ass."  She wanted to reach that orgasm that she never had and so she actually requested anal sex.  I was more than happy to oblige.  Although she still hasn't reached the height of orgasm that I was talking about, I sometimes rub her clit for her when doing her in the ol' arsehole and she thinks she has.  There are only so many nerves in the anus.  But it hurts a girl less and less with each time, so even if it doesn't feel wonderful, it eventually is painless, which seems to be the case now with Shelly.  So now I have another reason to keep her around a little longer.

But I won't.

Disclaimer: MechaBlade has not actually tried the Donkey Punch and if you try it out, he is not responsible for injury caused to your girl or to you when she wakes up and kicks your ass.