MechaBlade's Erotica Joint

You are mature in age and mind; you don't live in a backwards country or state where Internet erotica is illegal; you respect others' right to have fetishes that are different from yours; you are not offended by the stories of rape, BDSM, scat, humiliation, urination, pelicans, or any of the other shit we have here; you support free speech; you despise censorship; and you think Shaft is a bad mutha fucka.

The views and opinions expressed within this site have no bearing and are most likely the complete opposite of this web host. In no event will MechaBlade nor his minions be liable to you for damages of any kind, including, but not limited to: mental damages you have, mental damages your kid has, physical damages sustained while trying to engage in any of these difficult or physically impossible acts, and/or legal fees when you attempt to engage in the illegal acts written about here. MechaBlade does not condone rape or nonconsensual sex of any kind, nor does he condone sexual acts with minors. Reading or watching porn will not incite you to commit illegal acts. If you want to block this site, there are some programs like Net Nanny out there that stop the little porn maniacs from consuming pornographic content, so get one of those if you want. This site is labelled with ICRA to support free speech on the Internet. This means the site is blockable if you choose to filter content.

You also agree not to steal any of these stories, but if you would like one or several on your own site or book 'o erotica, then please email MechaBlade and ask kindly, and most likely you will get what you desire. No stealing!