Guide to Net Porn

We're well into the 21st century.  You know what the Internet is and how to find stuff.  But when it comes to porn, all you know how to do is search "tits" on google images.  Hopefully, I can shed some light on what is the easiest activity in the world: finding free porn on the Internet.

(I apologize for the shittiness of this article.  When I first wrote this in the year 2000, the Internet was new and quality porn was difficult to find.  Additionally, I was young, I had more varied tastes and tried all different sorts of sites.  Now I get everything from the same three sites, so I don't know much about different types of sites--like webrings or review sites--and how good they are.)

You're just looking for videos or maybe just pictures of girls and guys nailin' each other. Thumbnail galleries (aka thumbnail gallery posts aka tgp's) are good for a quick fix. Thumbs are wonderful sites where webmasters mysteriously get links to sites with usually 10-20 pics or 3-6 movie clips. There are often categories and you can take your pick. The only downside is most of these sites hide their many sponsors among their many links.  You either need to close those sites after opening them or try the link again to see if it works the second time.  Many TGPs will only mislead you only once on the same link.

Sample Quality TGP's:  http://www.xnxx.com/

Just the Video, No Membership. Thanks.

Tube sites are pretty popular nowadays: RedTube, Tube8, YouPorn are all good places to watch porn vids without downloading anything, thanks to Flash technology.  The downside is that it's difficult to download the video without special software, unless you sign up for a (usually free) membership.  And who wants another password to remember?  Not me, sir.  Not me.

Full-Length Movies and HD Movies

I have lots of time, you say, and these 30-second clips I get from TGPs are insufficient. Well, the best place to find great full-length porn movies (in HD or regular defintion) are torrents.  BitTorrent is is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol that requires two things: a torrent link from a torrent website, and a torrent client for downloading said link.  Think of it as the new generation of Limewire.  I've gotten DVD-quality torrents (700 MB) to download in around an hour.  It depends on how many people are sharing the torrent content, just like the old peer-to-peer sharing programs.

For a client, I'd suggest using BitComet.  A good place to find porn torrents is Pure TnA.

Peer-to-peer file sharing programs (such as Limewire) still exist. I have no idea how good they are anymore.

Hentai and Cartoon Sites

Somethings just can't be done with photos. Hentai (which literally means "pervert" in Japanese) refers to adult anime (Japanese art/animation). Manga is the word for Hentai comics. There are a lot of Hentai/cartoon sites on the net, but a lot suck because the person can't draw or it's that softcore hentai with censored vaginas that gets boring after 3 pics.

(Note: Most Japanese porn is censored because of Japanese law. I think if some man finds out what a vagina looks like in Japan, he might somehow be inclined to overthrow the Japanese government. I don't know.)

But there are many great Hentai sites. A lot of them are only in Japanese. If possible, learn Japanese. These sites are great because a lot will have shitting or BDSM or, if you're into it, snuff. Nowhere will you be able to see a naked 12 year-old girl with her arms ripped off legally except on a hentai site.

Check the *chans.  4chan, 7chan, gurochan, etc.  Those guys are a bunch of weaboos and on most of the *chan sites, any art that isn't drawn in a Japanese style is forbidden.  But there's plenty of good porn to be had there.

Updated 11-1-09