DOES SIZE MATTER?


     In love scenes or games orgiastic
     My vagina is truly elastic;
     Both pricks small as fleas'
     And those big as trees
     Can make me feel really fantastic.










FRUSTRATION


     I say, not the least bit sarcastic,
     That my love life is now rather drastic;
     Though I'll take any prick,
     Be it thin or quite thick,
     The only one handy is plastic.