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Muff Diving

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; ; Disclaimer: If you are under 18, go read something edifying; this is ; just porn. The characters and places in this story are completely ; fictitious. The story contains a lot of graphic sex, including a very ; literal gang-bang.  There's lots of ooze, sperm, mucus and lots of ; other gooey substances, too.

; ; Notes: This story was inspired by a comment by Argo H., who wondered ; why there's never pussy demons in these stories. After re-reading ; "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman, a few things clicked in my brain, and ; here's the result. Also, I wish to say a belated but sincere thank-you ; to Brian Burke, whose work, although not directly involved here, has ; been a seminal (pardon the pun) influence to my writing.

; ; Feedback: Avidly welcomed and irregularly answered to at: ; wakboth2001@yahoo.com ; ; It was ten minutes past midnight on a hot, humid August night, and ; nobody knew that the conglomerated cities of Tetrapolis were facing a ; dire threat of unearthly origin -- again.

; ; One of the people blissfully unaware of the developements of the near ; future was James Jarvis, twenty-five, part-time protector of the ; public, full-time oversexed lecher better known as the Rake, and ; currently looking for a good lay. He was cruising the crowd in the new ; Harbor Club, eyeing the available females with the practiced eye of a ; man who gets more sex in a day than most men manage in a month.

; ; Spotting a nice-looking girl at the bar, he deftly manouvered through ; the bodies, giving a few appreciative squeezes and pats on ; particularly attractive rumps and tits, ignoring the squeals and yelps ; of surprised indignity his passing caused.

; ; Seating himself next to the girl, he gave her a quick, surreptious ; once-over: no ring, check. No bra, check.  He sniffed the air, ; concentrating on the faint odor he was looking for, and found it. She ; was female, all right. (James was open-minded, sure, but he drew the ; line at other men, at least without women, or sheep, or conveniently ; shaped inflatable objects involved.)

; ; Turning on his charm, he smiled at the girl and said: "Hello, sweets! ; What say you if we go and have some mind-blowing sex until you can't ; walk straight?"

; ; The girl stared at him, ignoring his rugged good looks and clothes ; tailored to show off his enhanced musculature and masculinity, and ; threw her drink into his face. "Hell no, you fucking pervert!" ; Huffing indignantly, she stood up and walked away.  James wiped the ; drink from his eyes and licked his lips, a surprised expression on his ; face.

; ; He nudged the bartender, pointing at the departing girl's back. "I'll ; have one of whatever she was drinking." The bartender nodded and, ; after a few moments, provided him with a froshy cool drink that looked ; yellow and bubbly and tasted vaguely of melons.  "You're the Rake, ; aren't you?" he asked, curious. James nodded, sipping his drink. "Can ; I ask you a few questions?"

; ; "Sure, go on." The barman pointed at James' wet hair, with a confused ; look on his face. "I thought you would have a better pick-up line, if ; half the stuff tabloids are printing is true." James grinned. "Oh, ; this is the best I've found, so far.  You see, most guys don't want to ; hear "no" for an answer; they have all kinds of worries about their ; manliness. Me, I don't have such hang-ups! Anyway, this way I'm not ; saddled with those chicks who want a relationship or a sensitive guy ; to talk to, or anything but a good, thorough fucking." He finished his ; drink and added. "Plus it works, too.  I got an average of eighteen ; percent positive answers!"

; ; Noticing another promising woman, he put a five-buck bill on the bar ; and grinned. "Keep the rest; I've got to check this one out!"

; ; ***

; ; The girl Rake had his eyes on was indeed one to draw eyes towards ; her. She was dark, exotic and shapely, with large, round breasts, slim ; waist, curving hips and a rear that just begged to be squeezed. Her ; black hair cascaded down her back in long tresses, sparkling with what ; looked like silver dust sprinkled there, while her olive skin was ; glistening with small beads of perspiration that made her short, black ; dress cling to her body like paint.

; ; She was dancing with smooth, sensual motions that made most of the ; on-looking men and more than a few of the women feel a burning in ; their loins, but nobody had dared to act upon their desires yet. To be ; rejected by such a paragon of womanhood would be a pain too mordant ; for them to bear.

; ; James had no such qualms. He stopped before her, eyeing her with frank ; admiration and smiling lecherously. "Why hello, honey! I sure do see ; something that I like; do you see what you like?"  he asked, making a ; slight, suggestive thrust with his hips and ignoring the jealous gazes ; stabbing at his invulnerable ego from every direction.

; ; The dancing woman returned his look with an equally smoldery one, ; licking her dark red lips. "I might, darling," she said and stepped ; closer, wrapping one hand around the Rake's neck and bending his head ; down into a kiss, while her other hand cupped the groin of his tight ; faux-leather pants, causing a visible reaction.

; ; Pulling back from the kiss for a gulp of air, Rake smiled ; broadly. "Ooh, a hands-on approach! I like your style, honey! How ; about we skip this joint; your place or mine?" His hand moved down the ; woman's back, caressed her buttocks for a moment, then went down her ; thigh and back up beneath her skirt, confirming his guess about her ; lack of underwear.

; ; She smiled back at him. "Love to. It'll have to be your place; I'm new ; in town, but it looks like I might stay..." James nodded and started ; to guide his newest soon-to-be girlfriend towards the door, licking ; and nibbling her ear while his fingers did some preliminary work ; beneath her skirt.

; ; ***

; ; The apartment the Rake shared with his former schoolmate Dinah Drew, ; his partner in the fateful chemistry accident back in the high school, ; and now a fellow crimefighter as well as an unstoppable little slut ; just as eager for sex as himself, was conveniently near the center of ; the night-life.

; ; He guided the woman to the bedroom they kept for entertaining visitors ; (They had another bedroom for their personal use, with lots of sex ; toys ranging from mundane through bizarre to outrageous, as well as ; persistent piles of dirty laundry, empty bags of snacks and dog-eared ; erotic novels; neither James nor Dinah was very interested in doing ; the housework), thankful that Di was on the prowl herself. If she was ; here, she would want to share, and a lot of the women James brought ; home weren't all that keen on that.

; ; "Sorry about the mess," he said, kicking an empty can of vaseline ; under the bed and opening the small fridge in the corner. "Want ; something to drink?" he asked for the sake of formality, gesturing at ; the stack of beer cans and a row of airline bottles of various boozes, ; as well as one of Dinah's dildos kept cooling here, waiting for its ; owner.

; ; The woman looked around the room with a humored expression. "No, thank ; you very much. I don't mind the mess, I've seen much worse. You can ; call me Billie, by the way." She sat on the bed and opened her legs, ; smiling invitingly. "You can look, but you can't touch... not quite ; yet," she said, hitching up her skirt and exposing her pussy.

; ; James had a fairly good idea of what he was going to see, based on the ; information gathered by his roving fingers, but the sight of Billie's ; honey pot still brought a smile onto his face. She was shaved, and not ; just shaved, but apparently also waxed; her skin was completely ; smooth, without even a hint of stubble or roughness.

; ; She was also hot and very willing, he noticed, seeing how small beads ; of moisture trickled from between her pussy lips. James inhaled ; deeply, filtering out the familiar smells of the bedroom and of ; himself, concentrating on that particular feminine scent again, and ; grinned. "Billie, sweetie, I think it's about time to do some ; touching."

; ; He kneeled to the bedside and flexed his mouth in ; anticipation. Getting the girl into a proper mood was half the fun, ; after all! To his considerable surprise, however, Billie placed a ; restraining hand on his forehead. "Not that, honey. I want something ; more . . . substantial. I want you, inside me."

; ; James raised his eyebrows in surprise, but then shrugged. So, if the ; lady wanted to get down into the business straight away, that was fine ; by him. Standing up, he slipped out of his badly strained pants and ; dove in, aiming straight for her pussy.

; ; Pressing the head of his cock between her labia, he was surprised ; again; she was tight, far tighter than he had expected, and despite ; her being almost dripping wet, he had to push hard to get more than ; his cockhead into her. Her flesh was grasping his shaft, resisting his ; outstroke with delicious friction that he rarely got even from Dinah's ; ass. This girl was a jackpot, he thought, and doubled his efforts.

; ; With each thrust, Rake got a bit deeper, but didn't pull entirely out ; afterwards. This was no big deal, however, since she seemed to get ; even better inside than out; it felt like he was being given a handjob ; simultaneously with the old-fashioned fucking. There was just one ; slight problem, James thought; Billie seemed to respond to him well ; enough, but to his finely tuned instincts there was something missing ; from her.

; ; Then his train of thought was interrupted as the sweet, warm suction ; drew him over the edge and he fired his load into her. Billie seemed ; to welcome his coming, as she moaned loudly and started to trash under ; him, her eyes rolling back in her head. James muzzily noticed that his ; sperm was being sucked deeper into her cunt, like she was ; deep-throating him...

; ; ***

; ; From the viewpoint of an objective onlooker, the scene on the bed ; would have looked very strange. The laws of perspective appeared to ; have taken a lunch break, as it seemed almost like she was getting ; bigger while he was shrinking, although both remained the same in ; proportion to the bed and the room.

; ; James was getting a feeling that something was wrong, but he wasn't ; entirely sure what it was. He was still pumping into her, with all of ; his considerable strength, but it seemed that with each stroke he was ; being pulled in, inch by inch. Now the lovely, suckling warmth had ; enveloped his entire ten-inch dick, and with the next push, he felt ; his balls slipping in as well. The sudden feeling of dozens of warm, ; slick, soft tongues licking his scrotum caused him to orgasm again, ; and again his coming lauched a new convulsion in Billie.

; ; Twenty minutes later he was inside Billie up to his waist. Ten more ; minutes, and he was in up to his nipples, cumming inside her like ; there was no limit as he was given an exquisite full-body ; fucking. From there, it took only five minutes for him to vanish ; entirely within her...

; ; The perspective snapped back with an almost audible "thwap" and Billie ; spasmed one, last time.  There was a wet, hungry sound as her cunt ; smacked its lips before settling. Slowly she sat up and rubbed her ; flat stomach, malicious smile on her face. "My, you were a tasty one," ; she purred. "I think my stay here will be very nice..."

; ; ***

; ; Dinah Drew, the Body Public, three times voted the city's Most ; Available Woman, ambled from the elevator dressed in clothes that ; would have gotten her tossed out from a fetish convention for indecent ; exposure, suspicious stains in her blonde hair and on her thighs, bare ; midriff, mostly bare chest and cheek.  (Suspicious as in they might ; have been mayo.  Considering who she was, however, they probably were ; just what you think they were...)

; ; Her night had been a good one: she had stopped a bank robbery, talked ; a depressed man back from the edge of the Multi-State Bridge by giving ; him a reason to live, and finally beaten up a morlock gang that had ; tried to gang-bang her (With considerable success; in Dinah's opinion ; work didn't always come before fun).

; ; Hoping that her partner had been equally successful, she opened the ; apartment door and stepped in. One of the benefits of being a licensed ; superhero was that you didn't have to lock your doors, since nobody ; sane was going to rob you, and the insane ones wouldn't be held back ; by a simple lock anyway.

; ; She paused in the doorway, sniffing the air. Besides the normal ; background odors, there was the unmistakeable smell of recent sex, ; heavy with the scent of her partner. Dinah grinned; so, James had ; brought some of the work back home! Maybe she could get a piece of the ; action, too...

; ; Walking into the guest bedroom, she saw a naked girl lying on the bed, ; but there was no trace of her partner. The woman lifted her head and ; smiled languidly at her. "Oh, hello. You must be the Bantam Broad; I'm ; Billie."

; ; Dinah nodded in affirmation, sniffing the air for James's ; scent. Billie noticed this and rubbed her belly. "If you are looking ; for your partner, I got a mite peckish, and he... volunteered to go ; and get some food. Maybe we can do something in the meantime?" The ; glimmer in her eye told Dinah exactly what the something was...

; ; ***

; ; A few moments later, the two women were on the bed, screwing like they ; might be going straight any moment now. Dinah had taken the ; initiative, fingering Billie with expertise brought by endless hours ; of practice both alone and in company.

; ; She was somewhat surprised at the tightness of the other woman; ; surely, after James had finished with her, she would be a lot more ; loosened up... unless he had restricted himself on other parts of her, ; leaving Billie's pussy for Dinah. Such thoughtfulness was unusual for ; James, and Dinah decided to reward it to him soon, probably in kind.

; ; Concentrating on the business on hand, she flexed the two fingers she ; had inserted into Billie, and was rewarded by a drawn-out ; moan. Grinning, Dinah slipped a third finger in, quickly followed by ; the fourth.  "You know Zen? 'What's the sound of one hand clapping,' ; and stuff like that?" she asked. Billie nodded, gasping ; happily. "Well, here's a Tantric koan: What's the sound of one hand ; fucking?" With that, she curled her hand into a fist, confident that ; Billie would demonstrate the answer to her question.

; ; To Dinah's considerable surprise, Billie's reaction was almost ; anticlimactic, as if getting fisted was an everyday thing to her! ; There was something strange here, she thought, starting to work her ; hand in and out of her -- mostly in, as Billie's sucking flesh seemed ; to resist her pulling out -- determined to make her howl in pleasure.

; ; Again, had there been an objective observer in the room, things would ; have looked very strange to him. By now, Bantam Broad had her arm up ; to her elbow inside Billie, pumping in a vigorous fashion that should ; have, by every right, jostled her liver.

; ; Starting to wonder what was going on, Dinah pushed with her other hand ; against Billie's groin, only to find that her hand slipped into the ; sweet, slick, sucking warmth. Now, this was definetely unusual, Dinah ; thought; she was fairly certain that most women didn't enjoy ; double-fisting in the same orifice, nor were even capable of that! ; (She herself both did and was, of course.)

; ; Ten minutes later, the only thing visible of Dinah was one foot ; sticking out of Billie's cunt, her toes rhytmically curling and ; uncurling as she was orgasming from the whole-body sensory ; overload. Billie placed one hand on Dinah's sole and pressed, pushing ; the foot into her. She smacked her pussy lips, the long, slimy ; clitoris licking away the last drops of sweat from the swallowed ; heroine, and burped. "I don't usually do girls, sweetie, but hey, it ; does one good to expand one's limits, you know," Billie said and ; laughed nastily. Getting up, she started to dress again; the night was ; still young...

; ; ***

; ; Waking up, Dinah found herself in a pink place. Not the sweet, ; innocent pink of a young girl's bedroom; this was the fleshy, vivid ; pink of female sexual anatomy. The air was hot and humid, with an ; overpowering, musky and sour smell that almost made her gag. What she ; could see of the place in the throbbing pink light looked a lot like ; what H.R. Giger might have produced if he was asked to do the interior ; decoration for a brothel, with weirdly arched roof supported by ; throbbing, veiny pillars and tendons of living flesh, and ridged walls ; dripping with slime from dozens of bizarrely shaped orifices.

; ; "Di! I thought you might end here, too!" The familiar voice of James ; shook her out of her stupor, along with several hands lifting her up ; from the pool of slime she had been lying in. Focusing her eyes, Dinah ; saw her partner, naked and slimy, and looking less cock-sure than ; usual. Then she took in the rest of her helpers, and gaped.

; ; James noticed her confusion, and grinned bashfully.  "Yeah, it takes a ; bit of getting used to. This here's Ichwhatnot-", he said gesturing to ; the weird creature standing next to him "Ikkvadnothk," the thing ; corrected. "Yeah, that. Anyway, he can explain what's going on better ; than I."

; ; The creature looked a bit like humanoid dog, except that his toothy ; grin split his face up vertically, and instead of two he had four ; eyes. He was most definetely a he, Dinah noticed, with a long, ; curiously ridged dick and two pairs of balls between his legs.  The ; dog-thing coughed and spoke in a surprisingly good English that had a ; slight lecturing tone.

; ; "You have been devoured by the Unspeakable Feminine Entity named ; Bilqualthal'lagoul'choolkogoul, or 'Billie' as it seems to call itself ; on your particular probability plane, and are within its ; polydimensional vaginal cavern," he said.

; ; "That meansss it ate you out," a serpentine humanoid with two slender ; dicks added, earning a reproachful glance from the dog-man. "Yes, ; well, that is a crude but reasonably accurate way to put it.  The fact ; that you survived the process indicates that your orgone energy count ; is too high for the Unspeakable Feminine Entity, hereafter referred as ; UFE, to absorb at once."

; ; He gestured towards the slimy orifices in the walls.  "The UFE drains ; and metabolises orgone, which it seeks to draw from us by coaxing us ; to use these simulated genitalia. By a strict policy of abstinence, we ; have managed to keep our energy levels from falling too much, and have ; survived thus far. I am unsure what modifications the UFE will make to ; accommodate your presence here; you seem to be female, after all."

; ; Dinah looked around her, taking in the fact that all of her fellow ; prisoners were indeed male, displaying a variety of genitalia that ; made her very curious... and horny. "So, she sucked you in while you ; were fucking, right?"

; ; Ikkvadnothk blinked each of his four eyes in sequence, causing Dinah's ; eyes to water. "Well, yes... I'm a scientist, studying and ; categorising sexual practices, and the UFE managed to apply as a ; research assistant." He gestured towards the serpent-man and ; continued. "This is Sss'stsak, who was infiltrating the harem of a ; local monarch for reasons he claims were entirely political, and was ; thus captured."

; ; "Araga-Fhair," he indicated a reasonably handsome man who, except for ; his four arms and blue skin, would have passed as a human almost ; everywhere, "was a professional erotic entertainer of females." The ; blue man saluted Dinah with his hands and grinned, revealing pointy ; teeth.

; ; "Tyuil and Kxaraz," Ikkvadnothk concluded, gesturing towards a tall, ; bony humanoid with a beak-like mouth and spiny crest, and a vaguely ; insectile creature whose mandibled face belied no emotion, "are both ; space pilots, and were snatched from a victory party."

; ; He sighed. "There have been others, but one by one they have faded ; away, mostly because they couldn't restrain themselves. I hope you two ; will last longer than most; it has been quite a long time since we had ; new faces here."

; ; Dinah looked thoughtful. "So, you say this thing eats orgone, right?" ; Ikkvadnothk nodded. "And you say I'm the first girl in here that you ; know of, right?" Another nod. "And we, me and James, have too high ; energy levels to eat, and so do you?" "Yes, that is something of an ; oversimplification, but yes...". James seemed to understand where ; Dinah was going, and began to smile broadly. "And you all have been ; holding back for a some time now, right?"

; ; The dog-man nodded again, apparently not yet catching her ; drift. "Yes. Fortunately, Tyuil claims he has an absolute timing ; sense, and we have established a routine of one mating per one hundred ; and eight sleep cycles. It is not very satisfying, of course, but we ; manage." Dinah nodded. "I think I know a way we can all get out of ; this dump..."

; ; The aliens looked at each other, evidently surprised.  Sss'stsak, the ; serpent-man, hissed loudly. "Isss ssshe ssuggesssting what I think ; ssshe isss?"  James grinned. "That's my Di! She's the brains in our ; outfit, I'm the good-looking one!" Dinah cast him a nasty glance but ; ignored the jest for now.  "Yeah. I think we can give this thing an ; indigestion. Do you think you can manage it, boys?" she asked coyly ; and tweaked one nipple between her fingernails. The sight of seven ; variously shaped cocks rising to the challenge was the only answer she ; got.

; ; ***

; ; Moving through the crowds of the harbor district, the being calling ; itself Billie was looking for a third meal. She was feeling pretty ; sated from the two she had gulped up before, but the natives of this ; world seemed to be tasty. It wasn't as if she had to worry about her ; lines! As she entered the Coconut Club, she felt a faint twinge inside ; her "belly", but put it down to hasty eating.

; ; ***

; ; In the pink cavern, things were starting to heat up ; already. Araga-Fhair was holding Dinah at waist height in the air with ; his lower pair of arms, using the upper pair to massage her breasts ; with skill that told her he had been an expensive guy back in his ; home. She was more than happy to pay him back by licking the underside ; of the bright blue cock right above her face!

; ; James and Ikkvadnothk were holding her by her hips, one on each side ; of her, rubbing some of the slime gathered from the floor onto her ; stomach and buttocks, causing them to tingle nicely. Dinah was ; servicing them, one in each hand, alternating between quick, sharp ; tugs and long, drawn-out squeezes. The bony ridges of the alien ; scientist's member felt interesting against her palm, and she was ; eager to do some further experimentation later on.

; ; Tuyil and Kxzarax, the space pilots, were holding her legs, rubbing ; their cocks against her slime-slickened skin, and doing their best to ; stimulate her by nibbling her legs and feet gently with their beak and ; mandibles; the feeling was weird but unquestionably erotic.

; ; This left Sss'stsak, standing between her spread legs, free to ; concentrate on her twin openings, his forked tongue flicking ; feather-light against her flesh as his smoothly scaled fingers rubbed ; and teased her mound, sending lovely little shivers up and down her ; spine.

; ; "Ready?" the serpent-man asked, getting a muffled moan of agreement in ; reply. Taking one of his stiff dicks in each hand, he twisted his hips ; slightly, pushing into Dinah's eagerly awaiting body.  She purred ; happily and managed to get her mouth around Araga-Fhair's cock, not ; neglecting the guys she was giving the hand-jobs to, either...

; ; ***

; ; Billie was feeling vaguely ill, the way she had never felt before, ; even after that time she had eaten that space marine platoon. She put ; down the alcoholic drink she had been sipping, wondering if some of ; its additives could have caused this reaction.

; ; A promising-looking human, fairly glowing with latent passion, sat ; down next to her and smiled to her.  Billie pushed her discomfort ; aside and answered his smile, eager to get on with her next meal.

; ; ***

; ; Araga-Fhair was the first one to come, groaning loudly as his ; throbbing dick fired the first load into Dinah's mouth and on her ; face. His come was also blue, with a weird, almond-like taste, but ; Dinah didn't mind; instead, she tried her best to lick it all up.

; ; ***

; ; "So, do you come here often?" the man asked.  Billie smiled, wondering ; that even such a limited entity would settle for such an cliched ; pick-up line, and gave him a smoldering look. "I might, honey," she ; said. "Maybe you could-- ugh!"

; ; The sudden twinge of pain inside her caused Billie to twitch, drawing ; a surprised look from the man.  "Are you all right?" he asked. Billie ; nodded, her smile faltering slightly. "Oh, yes. Just...  some ; slight... discomfort. It must be something I ate," she said, a faint ; hint of worry evident on her face.

; ; ***

; ; Tyuil came next, his crest flaring wildly, spouting hot, sticky liquid ; on Dinah's leg, his beak pinching her toes almost painfully. She ; gasped happily, tugging hard on the cocks of her partner and the ; four-eyed alien scientist, eager to get them off. Her efforts were ; well rewarded as first James, then Ikkvadnothk climaxed, shooting ; sticky, white and oily, greenish sperm into her hands and onto her ; body, triggering her own orgasm; Dinah enjoyed being liberally coated ; with spunk.

; ; ***

; ; Billie groaned and spasmed, her breath coming in fast gasps now. The ; man sitting next to her reached out to her, but she slapped his hand ; back harshly. "I'm all right!" she snarled, revealing sharp fangs and ; a segmented, squirming tongue. Her intended dessert stared at Billie ; with widened eyes, hoping that he was having a hallucination.

; ; ***

; ; With Kzxarax dribbling thick, pasty goo on her leg and Sss'stsak ; increasing the pace of his thrusts, reaming both Dinah's pussy and ; ass, she was feeling happy as a clam. "Oh yeah! Come on, keep up the ; good work!" she cried out, coaxing the spent cocks of her lovers back ; into action.

; ; Just then the serpent-man orgasmed, first into her ass, then into her ; cunt, his hot spunk giving rise to the familiar desire. "Yeah! That's ; more like it," she said, grinning inanely, and clenched her ass more ; tightly around his ophidian cock, milking it for every drop he had to ; give.

; ; As he pulled out of her with an audible popping sound, Dinah looked at ; Ikkvadnothk and grinned. "Want to do some experimenting with me?" The ; scientist responded by moving between her opened thighs and putting ; the tip of his bony cock on her lips, then ramming his entire length ; into her with one quick thrust. Dinah took that as an empathetic 'yes' ; and started to work her internal muscles over his ridged member.

; ; ***

; ; Billie was now in visible distress, shaking and groaning, with small ; constellations of weird, pink lights flickering beneath her skin as ; she rocked back and forth on her bar stool.

; ; Although most of the club-goers were still unaware of anything strange ; going on, those who could see her were doing their damnedest to get as ; far from her as possible. Thus she was already surrounded by a wide ; space that was growing every moment.

; ; The bartender, unable to get away without passing close to Billie, was ; crouching behind the bar, frantically fumbling for his cellphone. He ; wasn't entirely sure what the hell was going on, but he was going to ; let the cops sort that out... and the hero team on duty... and the ; Sisters of St. Buffy, and everyone else he could think of who might be ; of any help.

; ; ***

; ; Inside the pink place, the creature's distress was even more ; evident. Geysirs of slime and steam erupted everywhere around the six ; men and the woman they were passing around. The floor was shaking and ; the roof was fluttering like a wind-tossed cloth, the shudders and ; convulsions coming in synch with their movements.

; ; Dinah lifted her face from Kzxarax's armored abdomen, sperm dribbling ; from the corner of her mouth, and concentrated on the double hand-job ; she was giving to Sss'stsak. Behind her, Araga-Fhair roared as he ; pumped more spunk into her already overflowing cunt and pulled ; out. Feeling the familiar shape of James' dick slipping between her ; buttocks, she decided that this was it. "Okayyy, everyone who can, ; ohh!, try- Ahh!  try to cum in, in, in, oh yeah, in synch!" she wailed ; and wiggled her hips to allow her partner to push deeper into her.

; ; ***

; ; By now, everyone could see that something was badly wrong with the ; girl in the bar. Billie was lying on the floor, gnashing her teeth and ; snarling threats in several obscure languages, most of which were not ; meant for human mouth. Her features were melting rapidly, and the ; unmistakeable bulges of dozens of breasts were stretching her dress.

; ; With a ripping sound, the seams gave way, and the Unspeakable Feminine ; Entity Bilqualthal'lagoul'choolkogoul spilled out in a heap of pink, ; fleshy tissue. Several short, stubby tentacles waved around the ; puckered, toothless orifices that were now giving an uniform, gargling ; wail. Only the bartender, trapped at his workplace, could hear the ; last words she had to say:

; ; "Urgghh! Mother... Glaaakh! You were...  sgllurgugl... right... Stick ; to the males...  bleeaarlglgh!"

; ; ***

; ; With a cacophony of cries, howls and gasps, six males and one female ; orgasmed simultaneously, jetting sexual fluids all over themselves and ; releasing a thunderous orgone burst. The walls of the pink cavern ; ruptured, the floor buckled and the roof slammed down before the flash ; of pink light wiped everything away.

; ; In the bar, Billie gave a single, final convulsing shudder and burst ; with a sickening sound. Shreds of twitchy pink flesh spattered against ; the walls and the roof, flapping and squirming, while an seemingly ; endless fountain of musky-smelling slime and juices erupted from the ; hole torn in spacetime.

; ; Seven shapes, clinging together, still twitching with the aftershocks ; of their combined orgasm, fell out of the rip and collapsed on the ; floor. Behind them, the rip closed with a snapping sound. For a ; second, a stunned silence reigned in the bar; then the slime-drenched ; and nauseous crowd erupted in a single, primal sound: ; "EEEeeeeewwwwWWWW!!!!"

; ; ***

; ; Epilogue: The Coconut Club was closed for a few days for cleaning, and ; also because the team of paraphysicists from U of Tetrapolis wanted to ; check for any latent dimensional rips (and make damn sure that they ; remained latent).

; ; Ikkvadnothk and his pals were given temporary quarters at the ; University, until someone figured out a way to return them back to ; their proper dimensions. They had turned down Dinah's and James' ; friendly invitation, claiming that they needed some rest after their ; ordeal...

; ; Dinah and James were sued by the club owners for damage to both the ; club and its reputation. Their answer was along the lines of "Hey, we ; just saved the world from a man-eating demon cunt, give us a break!" ; (Although said in a far more circumspect way by their lawyer). The ; thing was eventually settled in a rather intense session of ; 'negotiations'. Or, as Dinah put it: "Lawyers are supposed to be good ; at screwing people, but they're really just amateurs..." ; ;


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