Unwilling Consort [C/C+]
Author: Red Autumn
Where found: Melethryn
URL: http://www.geocities.com/melethryn/index.html
Type: M/M, M/M/M, LotR, slash, rape, tort
This story highlights what's so great about slash, and what's so ridiculous about it.
The great thing is that slash writers aren't afraid [read: have no shame] to take sexual elements as far as they can go -- incest, rape, underage sex, graphic torture, mental cruelty, you name it -- without fear of what readers will think. The flip side is that most of it's so floridly written and melodramatic you can't take it seriously. Both aspects combine to make it fun to read, a sort of crassly literate thrill ride, junk food for the soul. And I freely admit to reading it for exactly that purpose, because a) it entertains me; b) it's always interesting to see how different writers handle such graphic material; and c) it gives me a thrill I can't get in conventional porn, no matter fow well-written, extreme, or sensationalized. I can only call it the uniquely female mindset of slash. And by that don't mean the emphasis on sensuality over sex, or well-drawn relationships. I mean a deep with fascination with mental and physical pain and an almost gothic sense of storm, over-the-top emotional turmoil.
So, we have this multichapter story, which was a classic "elf held captive" one. It came from the Melethryn website and I knew full well what I was getting, as the ratings warned of rape and torture. And again, I was surprised at how much.
At the get-go we're thrown into a greatly altered Middle Earth where the elves of Mirkwood and Lothlorien are longtime enemies. In this world Aragorn has become king of Gondor so we can only assume the One Ring has been destroyed, but Legolas is yet but a wee princeling (a favorite term in these kinds of stories) and so presumably has taken a rain check on the Quest. This annoyed me a little as the story wasn't labeled an A/U (alternate universe) which would have enabled me to be more open-minded about it, instead of assuming the author was too lazy to do his or her Tolkien homework.
The plot begins when Elrond and Elrohir, the estranged twin sons of Elrond (and who are written like perverted teen versions of the Katzenjammer Kids), sneak into Mirkwood to kidnap Prince Legolas and take him back to Imladris as their 'consort,' which, like a shotgun marriage in a bad movie serial, means he will be bonded to the dastardly duo for all eternity. This custom, an invention of the author's, was never fully explained. It seemed to apply only to virginal Elvish princes who have yet to reach their 'majority' (a fanon term that is not in the trilogy, as far as I know) but I'm not sure. Seems kind of unfair. Someone pops your cherry, and you have to be their slave for all your immortal life? If it applied to every elf, I'm sure there'd be a hell of lot more kidnapping going on, and a lot of unhappy partners. But anyway, the two capture Legolas with a drugged hankie over his nose when he goes to his favorite spring to bathe, and convey him to Rivendell in a three-week swoon. He comes to only to be mercilessly savaged by the two:
Finally Elladan managed to get inside and began to
pump savagely.
Legolas screamed like a slaughtered animal for he felt
like his body was cut into shreds. He continued
screaming until he turned blue, until his lungs craved
for air desperately. His body trembled uncontrollably
and his legs becoming soft and weak.
Hot tears streamed down the young elf's face in
torrents, as well as cold sweats, as his whole body
was jerked sharply whenever Elladan pummeled him
mercilessly. He prayed and prayed that he could die
now, escaping from this horrible pain and shame.
However, the gods did not hear his silent prayer.
Overwrought, no?
The unfortunate prince then becomes a virtual slave to the pair, kept naked and chained to the bed, where he wastes away like a Pre-Raphaelite maiden locked in a tower between brutal fucks ("They continued
to rape and abuse the helpless elf. His body was
showered with bruises from the constant beating to
subdue him. More blood flowed, coating the inner
thighs and pooling on the bed. It was a sad sight.")
Now, to be frank, I kind of like this idea for its extremism, the same way I like snuff, vore, and slave fiction; but what threw me out of the fantasy was the Bizarro nature of it. (Bizarro being Superman's evil twin who comes from a parallel universe where everything runs opposite to ours.) None of the Rivendell elves bat an eye at the torment the two inflict on their victim, even as he's savaged three, four, times, each time severe enough to send him to the elvish infirmary with broken bones and busted ribs. I would like that idea, too, if these parallel-universe Rivendell elves were portrayed as being savage brutes without mercy, but they're not. They're the same wise, courtly creatures we know from a thousand bland fanfics. No one comments on it in any way, not even to say, "Gee, Elro and Donnie are being a bit rough, aren't they? Maybe we should tell them to lighten up, or this kid'll be dead before next Tuesday." The rapes are excuses for extended sickroom scenes, where there's more description of blood, bruises, and whinging from Legolas, along with detailed medical exams.
After the upteenth round of this Legolas is taken by an enthralled Aragorn to Gondor, where he attracts the unwanted attentions of Boromir. (In fanon, every male who glances at Legolas becomes sexually intrigued with him.) The armies of Mirkwood and Rivendell soon clash, with the two leaders going to Gondor to ask Aragorn's advice, since the twins want their consort back. Legolas nobly adheres to tradition by agreeing to go back to the "husbands" that deflowered him, but through a loophole gets to remove himself from that bonding by picking someone else to bond with, as long as they're willing. He picks Elrond (mightily coldcocking Aragorn, who sheds a tear or two) and the two presumably live happily after.
There was a lot to dislike in this story, from the poor writing (the author couldn't decide if it was told in past or present tense), the infantilization of Legolas, the repeated rapes and beatings (aren't one or two enough?), the author's running ramrod with canon, the many grammatical and spelling errors, the character assasinations of Elrond, Glorfindel, and Boromir, and the total lack of logic both in the plot and in the alternate universe the author set up. The whole was more of an exercise in slashy excess than a work of fiction. It takes sweat, logic, and good hard work to produce a believable story, and if you can't do that, you have no business pouring out your fantasies and expecting readers not to cringe or chuckle.
So much promise, so much waste. But I have only myself to blame, because I read the damn thing.
Red Ripe Fruits for Legolas [A-]
Author: Camilla
Where found: The Wicked Elf
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/camilla
Type: M/M, LotR slash
I found this story at the aptly named Wicked Elf website which also hosts other fanfic by the creator and her friends. It's clear the elves have garnered the lion's share of the slashy attention from female fans of the movie. Pretty, pretty elves. Sigh.
The story was a tale of yearning. Saelbeth, a young (comparatively speaking, as they're immortal) elf from Rivendell goes to Mirkwood to serve in King Thranduil's court. He develops an attraction to Legolas, but is hesitant to make the first move, though the two become good friends. Lots of pining and sighing here, along with a dark secret from Legolas' part that "prevents others from becoming close." One day Haldir comes to visit from Lothlorien, and it's clear he is the dark secret, as the two share a close bond that drives Saelbeth sick with envy. Are they lovers? Or only good friends? And what happened to drive them apart so many years ago? These are questions that are gradually answered in the story, which got off to a strong start in Chapter 1, dragged through 2 and 3 where nothing much happened, and concluded in a surprising way in Chapter 4 when two of the trio finally have sex, and it's not who you expect. It ends on a note of sorrow and hard-won wisdom, ringing true to life but not exactly happy.
The author caught the many flavors of longing very well, as well as Saelbeth's feelings of exclusion when when he sees Legolas and Haldir together. It worked as long as you read between the lines: elves are a people tolerant of close -- sometimes very close -- friendships, but do not enter into romantic love lightly. The fic was twice as long as it should have been, though, and the many descriptions of the elves' physical beauty made it repetitive as well.
Overall a well-done relationship fic true to the characters and their world, but the author should watch the length.
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