Below are some interesting word-for-word excerpts from ASS stories.
Inclusion is left to my whim. Bizzare or rediculous descriptions or
phrases, contradictions, and absurd conclusions and statements usually
qualify. E-mail your favorites for inclusion in the next version of this post.
mouth full after mouth full of the cum coated spaghetti
creamy nut batter
"Tell me you want my little girl while I wank you with her panties,
Dave"
Lisa bit into his weenie like a little kid attacking a Nutty Buddy.
OH...UH....AHHH.....THE FEELING....HE WAS CUMMING! HE WAS ALL
THE WAY INSIDE HER TIGHT PUSSY!
He gently inserted a finger and loosened up my poop chute.
"You are our property now". "What you did was against the law
and we will have to tell out mom".
"Whoa" I said. I don't know how old you are".
"Relax" she replied. "We want to take you home so you can
fuck her too. Her and daddy love to fuck other people that we like.
Be there tonight at 8 or we will call the police."
The best pussy I ever got was in a Everglade's retirement home.
"I can't help myself," she said. "I just want your cock in my cunt so
bad."
"You and me both, baby."
Stinky pussy makes me drunk.
I squirted what seemed like a gallon of cum in her mouth.
I told Russ to slam her good as she loves it hard and fast and he
really pounded her with his meat
"Yeah," I lied, huskily, "I adore hard porno fuck-films!" Then I
jammed my face back into the guy's pubes and kept on sucking his fat
cock until I'd milked all his ball-juice down my throat. His spunk
was thick and tasted strong, much saltier than I was used to, but I
wasn't gonna let that stop me! No Sir! I kept swallowing over and
over to work it right down my hungry gullet until there was hardly any
left in my hot sucking gob. Then I coughed to clear my throat and
gave one last swallow before I looked up at his face. "Like it.....?"
She approached the bed and removed her cum soaked panties and
placed them under my nose. One whiff left no doubt in my mind she
had been royally fucked for the last two hours.
Brooke saw his dick poking up between his crossed legs like a missle
ready for launch
He guided his spit-slickened tube toward her gash.
I awoke with my face buried in her crotch and realized that what, in
my drunken state the previous night had seemed a very large clit was
quite obviously a penis!
It was the thought of getting sloppy seconds which kept me hard.
Hard enough for three blastoffs.
"Bone me," she said loudly as I began to pull out. "Ram it up my
cunt! Hard!"
her daddy had told her that the stud was just trying to play leap frog
with the other horse
Melvin was surprised at how hairy her cunt was. It wasn't one of
those sloppy hairy cunts, but it had a well-defined thick bush of
almost-white cunt hair.
SHIT! OH FUCK! I'M CUMMIN'! TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT-- SWALLOW IT! OH
YEAH! YES YES YES YES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!