Hmm, is it possible to do a mud-wrestling sex story that was somewhat
serious?  Would a mud-wrestling story be any good without the visuals?  If
someone did a mud-wrestling story, could they post it without feeling shame?
  I am officially declaring a Mud-Wrestling Story Contest open to anyone who
wants to try.  Post your story to a newsgroup, and send a copy to me.  With my
years of lusting after women covered in some sort of messy stuff as my
qualifications, I'll declare a winner.  Actaul intercourse is not required in
your story.  Blatant kissing up where Shon gets laid in a story will be
favored.  <Hey, I'm being honest.>  Why should reviewers be the only ones to
have contests?
  The winner gets a heap of praise and ten percent if I ever win a lottery. 
The deadline will be ummm May 30?  Besides, when was the last time you ignored
a contest and didn't participate? :)  Isn't it time to do that again?
Shon