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UNDER CONSTRUCTIONThe Duel - Day 2Round #2 in the week-long Flash Fiction duel between Selena Jardine and Alexis Sieffert. The pressure builds.The seconds once again approached the bulletin board. Father Nat waved DrSpin ahead, and the good Doctor posted: |
JumpingBy Selena Jardine(Flash Fiction - 299 words)It was a hot summer. The fad, the in thing, was jumping rope. All the girls were doing it. The little ones did it most, of course, but the older girls got sucked in: thirteen-, fourteen-, fifteen-year-olds. You could hear the chanting of jump-rope rhymes all the way down the street. A, my name is Alice
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The reverand Father wasted no time in appending: |
ClocktowerA Flashfic by Alexis Siefert, 2002
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In a continuum-shift that would make any continuity-editor insane, Nat suddenly reappeared at the table with Des, Souvie, and Gary, his hand again (still?) on Souvie's thigh. He beams fondly at her. "Nice tits," he remarks, nodding at them appreciatively. Souvie smiled back. "Feeling cheeky today, are we Nat?" "Absolutely on top of the world," he affirmed affably. "Four great flashfic stories out of the gate already. What do youse-all fockers think of 'em, eh?" There was a baffled silence. "That means," said Father Nat, abandoning all subtlety, that the peanut gallery is welcome to comment on the stories." "Oh," Souvie said with a nod of her head. "I think you were implying something about a recent orgy, which I vehemently deny any and all knowledge of." She wondered if her 'serious' face was serious enough. Desdmona stands up and shouts, "Hurrah for the lady painters of words! Long may they write." "Uh-hem, Des?" There it is again! Gary thought. That feeling that someone is putting words in my mouth. "Yes, Gary?" "Are you sure you mean long? This is flash fiction, remember?" Well, at least this time I said what I was thinking. "Fiddlesticks! You pun men are relentless," she chortled. "OK, let them write short, but let them write MORE!" "Uh, Des?" The hair on GAry's neck stood straight up! There it goes again! "Yes, GAry?" "Are you sure you want to use the word 'short'? Seems to me that's how this thing started." Gary felt like a sockpuppet. He could almost feel the hand up his butt, and he was not into that! But he wished he'd thought to say it, anyway. "Grr! I suppose this means I can't say they're running neck-in-neck either!" "Better not." Aaaargh! Why can't I control my self? "Probably not. 'Tongue in throat,' perhaps. Probably not that, either," injected Uther. "'Neck and neck' might -- when all is said and done -- be safer." "How about tit for tat?" Gary guffawed and nearly choked on his ale. Now they're putting ale in my mouth. he choked inside as well as out. Where's my hot chocolate? Where's my diet pepsi? Oh, Jeeze, they've got DEs chortling, too, he thunk. Who's doing this, and for what nefarious purpose? Desdmona fidgeted, still missing her fan, before finally measuring her words.."All four stories are terrific. I give the first round to Alexis, and the second round to Selena!" Then she promptly plopped back in her seat. Souvie shook her head. "I disagree. I'd give the first round to Selena and call the second round a tie." Gary shot her a puzzled look. "You didn't like Alexis's first story better than Selena's?" "I thought they were both about equal, I just liked Selena's title better." Gary shot Des a knowing look. "The French. I should have known she'd be a sucker for a French title." "I feel so... used," Gary managed to say aloud. It must be a woman, he thought. It's my destiny to be used and then cast aside by women. And I hate going to those toy parties, wearing those clothes, being treated like just a sex object. There was another SNAP, and another page of the calendar fell away, making it time for:
Round #3 in the week-long Flash Fiction duel between
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| Intro | | The Insults | | The Challenge | | The Judge | | The Duel: Day 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | | The Aftermath | |