I've been writing erotica ever since I discovered girls are "different" down there [1], and hope to be published in print soon [2]. Besides writing, surfing the net, creating PJ Harvey bootlegs, and my day job [3], I enjoy, um, er, well, there must be something else [4], I don't know.

[1] About a week ago.

[2] The kind of publisher where they pay you, instead of the other way round.

[3] See the movie *Clerks*, by Kevin Smith, for details.

[4] Wanking.