Don Juan: Sexual Conquistador

ADULTS ONLY. This is not art, it’s not erotica it’s porn.

Quantum Porn Motherfuckers.

Thank you for visiting my humble abode. I'd like to acknowledge the people at ASSTR for helping me publish my work, and Rick, Mettie, and Kenny for their vulgar ideas, thanks motherfuckers, and especially thanks to Tom without whose help I never would have got anywhere, and of course where would I be without McNurse? Shine on you crazy pirate.

The material contained herein is mostly fiction.  It may be regarded as sexist, racist, homophobic, bigoted, chauvinistic, xenophobic, prejudiced, narrow-minded, dogmatic, opinionated, and even partisan.  If so, then good.

I am also proud to be the person who created the first pirate porno opera 05/04/04 .  If you can refute this then please let me know. 

I also do not want to hear that I have stolen from other writers consider it instead as paying homage.

Feedback should be addressed to kentishp0rnstar@hotmail.com.  Send me any old shit.

Feel free to read these stories and if you like take the stories herein and link to them on your site but just ask first and I’ll probably add a link to your site here. I will allow all free sites to post my work so long as I know where it is going.  All characters and events in the stories are too fucking ridiculous to ever have been real – so obviously they are all works of fiction.