The Hardwoods: Cast

The Chronicals of Kevin Hardwood
The Cast

Kevin Hardwood
The hero of our tale was born on January 24, 1960 in Coppice, a small Midwestern town. He grew up in a family that believed in authoritarian paternal love, which involved regular weekly spankings for both future and present misbehavior. He was first spanked when he was ten years old and lasted until he moved out of the house at the age of eightteen.

Albert Hardwood (first appeared in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's father.

Jenny Hardwood (first appeared in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's younger sister.

Justin Hardwood (first appeared in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's uncle. He owns a farm just outside of Coppice and does wood carving as a hobby. He is large framed and stands at six foot three inches.

Kyle Hardwood (first mentioned in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's cousin and Justin's son.

Luke Hardwood (first appeared in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's older brother.

Rosamund Hardwood (first appeared in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's mother.

Steve Hardwood (first mentioned in "Coming of Age")
Kevin's cousin and Justin's son.

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