Read Skyblade Dragon's story, "Captain Huggies," which has the Avatar and his three main companions appearing on a Ricki Lake show titled "Sex, Lies, and Virtuousness." I thought that it would make a great title for my Ultima smut page, because it sounded good and had the word "sex" in it to warn people that might not know what my page was about. BTW, I highly recommend that you read "Captain Huggies"--it's one of the best media fan humor pieces that I've ever read. It's a gonzo piece that manages to maintain a coherent and interesting plot throughout all of its silliness. Becides, how can you resist a story that has the line, "I think I've lost my appetite. There's just something about a huge spazzed-out dragon swimming in my food that I find unappetizing." It's at the Dragon Press.