Dirty Limericks 4

by bluepervina - © 2006

He thought his libido was mapped,
that he'd never get hot being strapped;
then a domme flogged his ass,
gave him piss from a glass,
and fingered his hole till he crapped.

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For hot blondes the horny man dreamed,
and when he met any he beamed;
but they all turned away
and assumed he was gay
'cause he walked like his ass just got reamed.

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A man went to gays to get head,
to a girl's blowjob style he was dead;
then he met a hot chick
who sucked great on his dick,
now the gays fist his asshole instead.

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Be careful, dear friend, with my dong,
in your hands it will grow hard and long;
then you'll just have to bend
so your crack I can rend,
while you scream out the ass-virgin's song.

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See that gorgeous hot girl over there?
The one with the copper-bright hair?
You can't tell it from here
but she's had her ninth beer
and she'll fuck any man who can stare.

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I let my friends piss on the floor,
'cause my wife licks it up like a whore;
then she spreads her long legs,
and for hot cocks she begs,
while I piss in her mouth even more.

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It doesn't take long to suck dick
if you know about this little trick:
put the cock in your mouth,
then send one finger south,
and poke in his ass deep and slick.

Your feedback is welcomed!

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