Dirty Limericks 3

by bluepervina - © 2006

He laid down beneath her wide ass
and sniffed at that first whiff of gas,
but he really was there
for more than foul air,
so he opened his mouth and relaxed.

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The pervert composed a sweet ditty
while nibbling away at a titty;
the rhyme was so sweet
that he went down to eat
and hummed it while licking her clitty.

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A boy told his mum he was torn
between watching cartoons or soft porn;
so his mother was quick,
and she sucked on his dick
while he watched anime all the morn.

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A girl feared her pussy was done
after spreading it out in the sun;
so she vowed not to shave
or get nude and sunbathe
till her cunt's crispy skin had peeled some.

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Some boys cannot help but get sick
when they watch other boys sucking dick;
it's a disgusting thing
to see boys skip the ring
of an asshole that's so fun to lick.

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The domme told the sub to eat shit,
but the sub said he'd rather suck tit;
so the domme grabbed his nip
then gave it a rip
and fed it to him bit by bit.

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"Any port in a storm", the boy said,
as the toothless old hag sucked his head;
soon his cock turned all green
and fat hemmorhoids were seen
bulging out of his ass, thick and red.

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Some women in secret are nasty,
they'll wet their own pants and get gassy;
each longs for a man
who'll suggest such a plan,
so they'll no longer have to act classy.

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