Dirty Limericks 2

by bluepervina - © 2006

Inside her tight pants itched her twat,
But wet for fat cock it was not;
So she straddled her bike
And rang up a dyke
Who slobbered all over her slot.

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(At a Swinger's Beasty Bash)

He asked her to bring him a beer
While he watched a dog fucking a queer,
But she left him instead
For the barn's soft hay bed,
Where the donkey's cock rammed up her rear.

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Any old asshole will do
When a boy is hard-up for a screw;
He won't care where it's from
Or what crap's on that bum,
As long as he splits it in two.

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Seventeen years that girl waited,
And every midnight masturbated;
Till her clit was so strong
It could swell all night long,
And a cock for herself she created.

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Whenever a cock stabs a cunt
It's afraid to be judged as the runt,
So deeply it thrusts
Till with semen it busts,
While the woman's sore hole bears the brunt.

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On Saturday nights the girl strips,
And her bare sweaty ass the boy whips;
While she's tied up with rope
He likes smoking her dope,
And watching her blood as it drips.

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Never once doubt those old tarts
Who warn about vaginal warts;
'Cause they've had them for years,
Thanks to too many beers
And the sailors who fucked all their parts.

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For many a girl sex is fun
When she sheds all her clothes in the sun,
So the whole world can see
How her little pee-pee
Gets all slimy and shot full of cum.

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