Erotic Stories
By Beating Off Bob
This is an adult site, not intended for those under the age of 18. The concepts and emotions portrayed in these stories are complicated enough that even adults have a hard time dealing with them sometimes. While you might think it would be fun to read adult literature, if you’re not ready for it emotionally, it can fuck up your life. So don’t go any further if you aren’t an adult. That’s the best advice you’ll ever get on the net.
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A word about my pen name: A lot of people are a little ‘put off’ by my pen name at first. Just think about it for a minute, though. They call these "Stroke Stories" for a reason. All I did in choosing a pen name, was be honest. And it’s a name that fits with the subject, after all. Read a few stories. If you react, the way I react when I write them, then I don’t think my name will be uppermost in your mind any more.
I write stories primarily about young love, often in an incestuous setting, and almost always involving pregnancy or the risk of pregnancy. These stories are fantasies and, like an action adventure movie where guns never run out of bullets and it’s just fine to kill pert near anybody, they are not intended to suggest that any of them could be lived out realistically. It’s all pretend, folks. It’s fun to think about, and to watch, but don’t try this at home.
Thanks for reading.
Bob
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Feedback is always welcome. Naturally, positive feedback is easier to take, but if you have negative comments that you think will help improve my writing, then fire away. You can send feedback to: beatingoffbob@yahoo.com
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To get started, try out Who The Hell Is B.O.B? This is my signature story. It uses a story to explain my philosophy about writing what is – let’s just admit it – smut. This story combines humor, hot sex and common sense to tell you what I think erotic writing is useful for.
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Blues Stories
Blues stories, generally, involve some angst, and a reluctance to believe that the anticipated sexual acts could actually happen. Passion generally overcomes the reluctance, leading to a happy ending. I actually never know whether a story will be a "Blues" story until it’s done. They have a certain quality to them that announces itself somewhere along the line. I don’t set out to write a Blues story. It just happens.
The Cheerleader Blues 46 KB
The Hot Tub Blues 26 KB
The Kindergarden Blues 23 KB
The Blind Date Blues 193 KB
The Chaperone Blues 219 KB
The Last Wish Blues 360 KBThe Orphanage Blues 550 KB
The Sexual Education Blues 622 KB
The Tutor's Blues 35 KB
The Witness Protection Blues 31 KB
The Tomboy Blues 51 KB
Bob's Twisted Fairy Tales, Naughty Nursery Rhymes, and Erotic Fables
Usually based on traditional tales, I have updated them for adults, to add in those parts that traditional story-tellers couldn't tell. As there is some violence in traditional tales, there is also some violence in some of these.
Cindy Ella – a twisted fairy tale 44 KB
Goldie Lox And The Three Behrs – a twisted fairy tale 44 KB
Jack And Jill (The rest of the story) – a naughty nursery rhyme 19 KB
Little Bo Peep – a naughty nursery rhyme 43 KB
Little Red Riding Pants – a twisted fairy tale 29 KB
More Fun With Dick And Jane – an adult primer 11 KB
Pinocchio - a twisted fairy tale 74 KB
Sleeping Booty – a twisted fairy tale 59 KB
The Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe – a naughty nursery rhyme 68 KB
General Stories
Stories about incest and/or young love, or the discovery of passion. Most lead to pregnancy, usually desired, and all with happy endings. As a general rule, the shorter ones are "stroke" stories, while the longer ones have more extended plots and character development. The long stories have sex that’s just as hot ... it just takes a little longer to get to it.
A Haunting Love 556 KB
Arden and Gloria - A Summer Camp Romance 100 KB
A Treatise On Masturbation 9 KB
As The Wind Blows 30 KB
Balling The Babysitter 118 KB
Be Careful What You Wish For 101 KBBirthday Babysitting – A Present for Sis 58 KB
Bobby's Good Deeds 327 KBBreeding Season At The Rocking R – Version Alpha 107 KB
Breeding Season At The Rocking R – Version Bravo 178 KB
Breeding Season At The Rocking R – Version Charlie 185 KB
Broken In By Brother 32 KB
Buffy, Goes To Camp 37 KB
Buffy, The Erection Slayer 230 KB
Bunny And The Slopes 200 KB
Cattleman’s Lament 414 KB
Centerfold Daughter 38 KB
Chrissy’s First Date 30 KB
Daughter’s Reward 15 KB
Doctoring Brother 35 KB
Double Dating With Brother 21 KB
Familiarity Breeds Sister 21 KB
Family Boot Camp 103 KB
Feeding Petunia 44 KB
Flossie's Revenge 1,000 KB (Posted 30 Mar 07)
Footballing The Girls 23 KB
For Love Of Nature – Chrissy’s Story 57 KB
For Love Of Nature – Kelly’s Story 151 KB
Getting Into The Scene 30 KB
Glamour Shots For Daughter 20 KB
Growing Up In Healy 17 KB
Happy Trails With Sister 26 KB
Her Cherry Is Gone With The Wind 38 KB
Horsing Around For Halloween 33 KB
How R.B. Miller Got His Name 23 KB
How Ronny Throckmorton Was Saved From The Indians 97 KB
How The Women Got Plastered and Patrick Got Busted 103 KBIt’s Only Incest If ... 25 KB
John Deere Green 40 KB
Jungle Virgins – How Jane Met Tarzan 44 KB
Jungle Virgins – The Barrister’s Trial 108 KB
Kammi Learns How 50 KB
King Dong 156 KB
Kissing Cousins On The Farm 52 KB
Knocking Up Sister’s Best Friend 49 KB
Learning The Family Secret 56 KB
Like Father, Like Son 21 KB
Little Sister’s Sculpture Project 29 KB
Locker Room Nymphs 26 KB
Love On The Range 84 KB
Lucky Sister 31 KB
Mandy’s First Hair 13 KB
Molly Springs A Leak 21 KB
Mr. Wilson’s Lessons 39 KB
Mum’s The Word 79 KB
Night Of The Pregnant Cheerleaders 55 KB
Peeking At Sister’s Tattoo 26 KB
Prick Van Winkle 999 KBRe-Union 92 KB
Riding The Team Bus 16 KB
Running Man’s Sister 32 KB
Saving Private Brian 129 KB
Scoring With Sis 32 KB
Shaving Daddy 23 KB
Sleepover At Misty’s 40 KBStorm-damaged Daughter 21 KB
Stranded Daddies 318 KB
Swapping Cousins 49 KB
Telling Mandy "No!" 36 KB
The Best Thousand Dollars I Ever Spent 197 KB
The Book Model 29 KB
The Bride’s Hairdresser 16 KB
The Feather Bed 37 KB
The Little Red Bike 51 KB
The Making Of A Cocksman 376 KB
The Passion Of Art – Version Alpha 88 KB
The Passion Of Art – Version Bravo 101 KB
The Passion Of Art – Version Charlie 157 KB
The Passion Of Art – Version Delta 120 KB
The Ranger’s Sister 42 KB
The School Marm 59 KB
The Surgical Answer To Virginity 16 KB
The Teacher’s Conference 68 KB
The Towel Girl’s Punishment 20 KB
Uncle Bob Stories
The Uncle Bob in these stories is not the same guy from story to story. To be perfectly honest, I used the name "Bob" just because that way I didn't have to think up ... and then remember, a whole bunch of names for uncles. This is more a collection of stories about uncles and nieces, with a few of Uncle Bob's sisters thrown in for fun.
Bath Time With Niece 21 KB
Being Nice To Uncle 23 KB
Bra Shopping With Uncle 36 KBBroken In By Uncle 33 KB
Fiddling Around With Uncle Bob 306 KB
Knocking Up My Niece 35 KB
Marci Gets A Pussy Bath 28 KB
Megan Makes Her Move 35 KB
Miss September Is His Niece 19 KB
Mustang Niece 29 KB
One On One With Uncle Bob 110 KB
Playing A Round With My Niece 50 KB
Pleasure Central 69 KB
Pumping Niece 20 KB
Skating On Thin Ice With Niece 17 KB
Rubber Dicky, I Love You 165 KBTeasing Sister, Teasing Niece 84 KB
The Not-so-ugly Duckling 31 KB
The Shelby And The Niece 47 KB
Trick Or Treat With Uncle Bob 138 KB
Uncle Bob, The Dick Donor 57 KB
Uncle Bob’s Baby Maker 35 KB
Uncle Bob’s Car Wash 58 KB
Uncle Bob’s Fashion Sense 27 KB
Uncle Bob’s Gas Station 81 KB
Uncle Bob’s Grain Elevator 26 KB
Uncle Bob’s Massage Lessons 56 KB
Uncle Bob’s New Camera 74 KB
Uncle Bob’s Tractor 19 KB
Uncle’s Lighthouse 103 KB
Series - Stories that are linked by a common plot thread, or which continue the plot from one to the next.
The Masters Project : Ther story of how Bob's research into why people who had been married for long years seemed to look alike, and how his interviews with couples led to some VERY interesting situations. Should be read in order.The Masters Project (01): Tanya
The Masters Project (02): Ralph and Lizzie
The Masters Project (03): Kent and Lisa
The Masters Project (04): Hiram and Mildred
The Masters Project (05): John and Jane
The Masters Project (06): Micky and Susan
The Masters Project (07): Randy and Kathy
The Masters Project (08): Sabrina
The Making of a Gigolo: The story of how a young man became an accomplished lover, sought by many women.
The Making of a Gigolo - Tilly Johnson
The Making of a Gigolo - Martha Thompson