These two movies examplify why I sometimes think Japanese gay porn must be the worst in the world. COAT Out Staff 33 is a solo video with the guys in it doing nothing more than jerking off and maybe showing an asshole to the camera while actual penetration takes place in COAT Another Version 13 . These videos are actually montages of various guy or guys, most being of the scrawny underfed template with dick sizes that will disappoint size queens out there, doing their thing to the camera.

The thing is, these guys are either obviously gay-for-pay and not even pretending to enjoy their work or they are camera-shy. Either way, most of them look embarrassed and terrified on camera. Their wanking or fucking are devoid of enthusiasm. They make no sounds when they come. Their fuck thrusts are mechanical. Their load is pathetic - more than a few drops is considered "huge" in these movies. Oh, and the penises in this movie are pixellated out.

The solo video is much better than the sex one, although that's not saying much considering how joyless the sexual scenes are in this movie. Also, there are at least two guys in the solo video that I find pretty cute while all the guys in the sex video are absolute mingers in need of a burger or two as well as a decent haircut. Somehow, in the midst of all the forced and pleasure-free sexual antics in these two videos, I find myself thinking that watching paint dry is a more enjoyable experience.

Rating: F