The Bathroom
NIGHTCLUB
BLUES
© 2001-9 The Bathroom
Tracy and Tina were ready to go to the nightclub in the
town centre. They were well dressed,
“Look’s busy tonight,” said
“Yes, it sure does,” replied Tina. “It might be a good
night for us.
They had not seen any handsome men yet, so they walked
over to the bar to have a couple of drinks, always mixtures of alcohol, soft
drink and mixers. After a while, they got to the dancefloor
and strutted their stuff with the others.
“Hey, Tina, look at this guy!” said
“Where?” asked Tina.
They looked at this tall, tanned, blonde-haired man with
muscles to match. He was at the other end of the bar. He looked at them and
started to walk over.
“Hi,” he said. “You’ve been here before?”
“Yeah,” replied
“Would you like a dance?” the man asked.
“Sure,” said
She needed to go to the toilet, so she went to the
toilets where there was a long queue of ladies needing to relieve themselves…or
were they just doing make up?
Tina seen the queue had not moved for ten minutes and she
was bursting. She was pacing and hopping on one foot. After another ten
minutes, she went back to the bar to order a shandy,
which she drank quickly. She saw
Suddenly,
“I-I-I can’t, I-“
“Come on, don’t be shy, come
over here.”
Tina tried to compose herself and walked over to Tracy
and the man. The song “Lady In Red” by Chris de Burgh was playing. Both Tina and the
man were embracing each other on the dancefloor. She
wanted the dance to happen but for the imminent need to relieve herself. She started to shake and fidget.
“What’s wrong?” the man asked.
“E-er, nothing, just a little
tired,” Tina lied.
She managed to stay composed throughout the dance. When the
song finished, she made a quick, desperate dash to the toilets. She felt the
pee seeping through her knickers, so when she got into a cubicle, she just
lifted her skirt, stood over the toilet and let go. The pee gushed out of her
knickers and run down her long legs. It seemed to take forever when somebody
had banged on the door.
“HURRY UP, I NEED TO GO TOO!”
a voice shouted. When Tina
finished and cleaned herself up, she opened to see