Her Museness
by Arty
First she was:JM(CE) or Junior Muse (Chocolate Edition)
A short apprenticeship followed, but on the successful creation of a fine
website she earned promotion to:
WMM(CE) or WebMistress Muse (Chocolate Edition)
I think that she deserves another promotion but the council has yet to
ratify it; so provisionally she is:
SQM(OCE) or Senior Quality Muse (Original Chocolate Edition)
(As her website has been designated both 'Quality' and 'Original')
Like all muses she is mercurial in her moods and I have found the following job titles
to be descriptive at one time or another:
MM(BL) or Mistress Muse (Black Leather)
SMM(CC) or Sex Maniac Muse (Crossed Condoms)
LM(CiG) or Librarian Muse (Cute in Glasses)
SWM(CiS) or Snow Woman Muse (Cute in Snow)
RM(NBHOT) or Reticent Muse (Not Blowing Her Own Trumpet)
VM(CwST) or Vampire Muse (Cute with Sharp Teeth)
SCM(GW) or Seriously Cute Muse (Generally Wonderful)
AM(CwNS) or Advertising Muse (Cute with No Shame)
PM(DtbN) or Profligate Muse (Deserves to be Naked)
BM(SwCaG) or Bureaucratic Muse (Sexy with Clipboard and Glasses)
RM(HatR) or Romantic Muse (Handkerchieves at the Ready)
QMM(SwaG) or Quiz Mistress Muse (Sexy with a Gavel)
QMM(JS) or Quiz Mistress Muse (Just Sexy)
RM(EVaS) or Rhyming MUse (Erotic Verse a Speciality)
MSM(CiHaC) or Maple Syrup Muse (Covered in Honey and Chocolate)
I have considered various other titles such as:
NMM or NymphoManiac Muse
GBM or Gang Bang Muse
SM or Sadistic Muse (oh I forgot, they all do this one part time anyway!)
On similar lines when I haven't been writing as much or as often as she
would like she is:
SDM(SwaSaaC) or Slave Driver Muse (Sexy with a Stick and a Carrot)
Very occasionally her behaviour is not all that it could be:
NM(AtgaS) or Naughty Muse (About to get a Spanking)
BBM(JMtbS) or Bare Bottomed Muse (Just Made to be Spanked)
PM(NTC) or Penitent Muse (Not Terribly Convincing)
But this doesn't happen often.
When I've been particularly bad and need to apologise in the worst way
she is, as always:
GM(SCaW) or Goddess Muse (Seriously Cute and Wonderful)
It's her birthday so she is:
BGM(SSaGG) or Birthday Girl Muse (Seriously Sexy and Generally Gorgeous)
Rod Ramsey is getting in on the act:
WPM(SiA) or Warrior Princess Muse (Sexy in Armour)
SSM(CiC) or Super Sexy Muse (Covered in Chocolate)*
*Apparently I'd missed this one, so a certain winged person rminded
me. I wonder why?
FM(AAP) or Fest Muse (Always Asks Permission)