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Talkin' Dirty

by Arty

As always it's a muse's job to inspire her author.
From: Girl Friday
Date: Thu Dec 4, 2003 5:08 pm
Subject: Re: No. 9?

> --- Paul wrote:
> > --- Arty wrote:
> > (GB/CS/IT d+(-) s+:++ a+ C++ UL++++$ P+++ PS+ 5++ b+++ DI++++
> > D++ G e++ h---- r+++ y++++)
> > Note: If you have to ask you aren't
>
> LOL Arty. Here's mine:
>
> -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
> Version: 3.1
> GCM/IT/MC d- s+: a- C+++$ L+ P- W+++$ N++ w++++$ M+$ V-- PS++ PE
> Y++ PGP- t+ 5-- X-- tv+ b++ DI++++ G+ e++>+++ h-- r+++ y+++*
> ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

Well it's better than comparing penis size I suppose.

Is this techno-babble making any else as squirmy as I'm getting?

Friday
turned on by alphabet soup
Now that's a fairly obvious invitation, it would be churlish of me not to respond - I'm thinking - so here goes…

Talkin' Dirty

by Arty

Friday groaned as he whispered lasciviously in her ear.

"RCA COSMAC 1802"

His fingers danced desire over her breasts.

"Nat. Semi. 32032"

Friday squirmed as his fingers trailed their way down her body.

"Motorola 68000, StrongARM, Unix System 4, Linux"

Friday was flushed and panting now.

"Intel, IBM!"

Friday was close now.

"Microsoft!"

Friday came screaming, "Oh God! I love it when you talk dirty!"

-Fin-

Who am I to disappoint a muse?
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