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Chinese Sexual Gymnastics
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This story is the essentially true tale of a very enjoyable visit I made to a lovely couple, but a few bits have been changed to protect their anonymity.
Chinese Sexual Gymnastics
(MFM cons exib voy)
I once answered a Swinging Heaven ad that said something like "You come fuck
wife have good time, all happy." There was no picture and not
much on the profile except she was 28 and slim, he older. I like
intrigue and a bit of adventure so I sent
off a fairly standard reply with pictures and got something like this
back! "You come half past midnight on Thursday. Wife like you -
she did gym for Chinese national team. Call when
outside." It came with the address and telephone number of a Chinese
takeaway in S London. I went half an hour early to make sure this
wasn't some sort of stake out and half the London Triad gangs were
waiting to do in the decadent westerner!
All was quiet so I rang at the agreed time and the most ugly little
Chinese man you've ever imagined came out of a side door to meet me.
He was clearly utterly terrified that any of his neighbours, most of
whom seemed to be relatives, would find out what he was up to and
that put me a lot more at ease. Plus the fact that he was much older
than 28 and didn't look like he could fight his way out of a paper
bag! Still, I wasn't holding on to much confidence that the 28 yo ex
Olympic gymnast would be exactly what one might imagine.
How right I
was! It had never crossed my mind that she could be as beautiful and
sexy as she actually was! He pushed the door to their one room bedsit
open and this vision of loveliness dressed in traditional Sunday
best, all red and gold gave me the most beautiful radiant 'I'm
pleased to see you' smile with perfect teeth - the complete opposite
of his which had obviously never seen a dentist, probably even a
toothbrush!
The sex which followed was every bit as good as you'd
imagine it could be with an ex-gymnast, undoubtedly one of the
best spent few hours of my life. Sorry if you were hoping for
something to get the juices flowing here but this is more a tribute
to her and Swinging Heaven than titillation, although
she could do some very inventive positions
and move in ways that normal women just can't do! He was the perfect
waiter, arriving with orange juice, condoms, etc and tidying and folding
discarded clothes at the perfect moments. If it wasn't for the
dilapidated surroundings I could have
thought I'd somehow ended up in real heaven rather than just swinging
heaven! The really bizarre twist at the end was that the final flurry
of activity woke their 6yo child who had been asleep in a cot in the
corner covered by a throw of material! Apparently it's completely
normal in China for parents to make love with their kids in the same
room, although I only have their word on that! Afterwards he told me
that I would never be invited back in case she got to like me too
much! Maybe if anyone else has ever met this couple and recognises
the scenario they'd care to post as well! I've told this story many
times to couples I've met an always have the feeling that they think
I'm making it up but it is 100% true. The moral is that you should
never rule out people who don't post pictures or give out much
information - you might be doing yourself out of something utterly
fantastic!
If the couple in question ever read this then a thousand
thanks to you and I wish you all good health and fortune - please
accept my apology for describing him
truthfully!
Since posting this story on Swinging Heaven I received 2 short feedback notes - one saying that I'm wasted writing sex stories and wondering if I do anything mainstream - the other saying that I'm a sad individual and extremely prejudiced! I guess this is a Marmite story then! Then I got the following:
I saw your story about that couple in (Deleted to save their blushes but proved beyond doubt that he wasn't making this up and really had met them as well)... I have met them as well and you described them really well... i had no idea i was in the right place
when I saw him. I too thought it was strange that the child was in the same
room... he waited on me brought me a bottle of budweiser... cleaned up and even
applied lubricant between her and me.... he had this little mirror that he
pointed towards her so she could see my cock go in and out of her... perhaps we
should both go round there and show her a good time..
Dear Reader, I can assure you that some serious consideration was given to that one! If there's no follow up story then you can assume that it didn't happen - as they'd told us it wouldn't!
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