This short story is an entry in the 2011 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody
Inspector 12
Story Required Three young uniformed schoolboys trouped into room and formed a line perpendicular to the camera. They were followed in by a grey haired matron in a light blue work uniform dress. On her bosom was a round red badge that read 'Inspector 12'. She was carrying three pealed switches with her.
In a commanding tone she barked out, "Present test articles."
The boys dropped their grey uniform shorts revealing their white Y front briefs. The camera zoomed on the boy's briefs that was nearest to the inspector then panned across all three pairs. The first two were obviously generic brands but the pair on the far end clearly showed the Hanes™ waistband.
The camera zoomed back out as she issued her next order, "Assume the test position".
The boys shuffled with their shorts around their knees to turned and faced away from the camera. They then as one bent over and touched their toes presenting the tightly stretched seats of their underwear to the camera.
The Inspector then transferred the first of the switches to her camera facing hand as the camera zoomed into her and the first boy. With the feel of a much practiced motion she brought the switch down with force on her presented target. The boy yelped and was audibly sobbing by the time she delivered her sixth cut of the switch. She put the switch down as the camera tightened in, so that you could plainly see some red welts though the to thin material of the first generic brand.
The camera followed she walk over to where the middle boy stood bent over. Taking a fresh switch into hand she repeated the test. The inferior product began to tear with the third cut, leaving a clear view of the welts on crying boy's exposed bottom. The camera gave all a good look at the aftermath as she again discarded the used switch.
She then strode over with the camera following to the Hanes clad lad. Taking the last fresh switch into her practiced hand. She delivered an equal stroke to the boy who took it stoically. With the second cut the switch snapped uselessly on the pert bottom. Again the boy made nary a sound in response.
She dropped the broken implement and took out a round red sticker that read 'Inspector 12' and slapped it onto the boy's bottom. The boy stood and with a smart turn he smiled impishly with clear eyes into the camera.
The camera cut to Hanes Logo. And as the Inspector's hand placed another red sticker, an off camera male voice said, "Every Hanes T-shirt and briefs has to past eleven quality tests and Inspector 12."
Back on screen with her arm around the Hanes clad lad the Inspector declared into the camera, "They don't say Hanes until I say they say Hanes." Then gave the boy's shoulders a squeeze.
The commercial cuts to a participating local distributor's sales announcement before fading to black.
The End
Author's note:
Note: Parody of a series of 1980s commercials for Hanes underware.
© Copyright 2011 Rogue the Bronze Firelizard
Reviews
Barraster
I loved this as I'm old enough to remember the original commercial and you have it down very well. This was clever and fun to read. I hope you have some more parodies in mind for the SCC.