This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
Wrong Number
By
Joe Whatever
"Hello, this is special agent Kris Monday", the voice on the telephone whispered urgently. "I need to talk to Sheriff Johnson right away".
"Well, la-dee-dah", the secretary replied. "Imagine a big fancy FBI agent like you calling little old me!" "The last I heard of you the Sheriff had dropped you off at the nasty old prison farm!" "Are you still there!"
"You know I am!" Kris replied curtly. "Please...I need to talk to the Sheriff right away!"
"You Yankees are always in such a hurry", the secretary replied sarcastically. "I guess that's why you made me pick up your laundry, and go fetch things from the store for you". "At least ways till you ended up in the clink!"
"I need to talk to the Sheriff NOW!" Kris said, trying to keep her voice low.
"Well, he's at his desk eating his lunch, and I don't like to interrupt him unless it's important".
"IT IS important!" Kris replied.
"Maybe you'd better tell me first, and let me decide", the secretary drawled. "Don't want to interrupt the Sheriff's apple pie". "Tell me, or I'll hang up".
"NO!" Kris pleaded. "Don't hang up". "I broke into the guard's break room, and I'm using the payphone". "Nobody at the prison knows I'm really an FBI agent...and I've been sentenced to the razor strap for sassing one of the guards!"
"OW!" the secretary chortled. "I hear that strap really smarts!" "Is it true that they hang you up from that old scaffold in the courtyard?"
"Yes!" Kris replied. "Now put the Sheriff..."
"Is it true that shuck you down naked!"
Kris ground her teeth in frustration. She could tell that the dowdy little secretary was relishing every moment of her predicament! "Yes...they'll strip me naked!"
"Buck naked?" the secretary teased.
"Yes!" Kris said desperately.
"Gosh, BARE naked!" the secretary snorted. "Imagine you dangling birthday bare in front of the warden, and those horny male guards!"
"Put me through to the Sheriff now!" "He has to call the Warden and tell him who I am!"
"Doesn't seem worth interrupting lunch", the secretary said casually. "A dose of strap oil across your lazy backside might do you some good".
"You know, I heard you've been sucking a lot of ding-dongs out there at the prison", the secretary said merrily. "Is that true?" "Do those nasty guards make you suck their ding-dongs?" "Tell me true, if you want to talk to the Sheriff".
"Yes!" Kris cried desperately. "They make me suck their ding dongs!" "There is no drug ring!" "But they're going to give me the strap!" "The Sheriff has to get me out of here!"
"YOU MUST DEPOSIT 25 CENTS FOR ADDITIONAL TIME", an automated voice said.
"I don't have any more change!" Kris said desperately. "The guards are coming!" "When they catch me I'll get double!" "Please...tell the Sheriff I called!"
"Sure...what was your name again?" the secretary chortled as the line went dead.
The End
© Copyright Joe Whatever, 29 August 2003
Reviews
Haron <haron(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Well, what a display of nastiness on the part of the secretary. One hopes that such shows of casual cruelty will stay in the realm of fiction.
Lori <peachesicu(at)aol(dot)com>
Just too much lack of reality in this little piece. The characters didn't really feel as if they could be real. The reactions and responses didn't fit well for me. This was still a story worth reading, just not a favorite of mine.
Kessily
This is a re-review because mine was one of the ones which was lost...but I loved this story so much that I remembered it and my review of it (well, basically) right off the bat. This is the classic bitch gets her comeuppance kind of story, and it's VERY well done!
The story was very graphic in the punishment and very hot...mmm yum!