This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody
 

Twelve Days of Christmas

By

Kingspan <Kingspan1@yahoo.com>

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A hot red head over my knee.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two paddled buns and
A hot red head over my knee.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns and
A hot red head over my knee

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns and
A hot red head over my knee

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five nipple rings
Four paddled buns
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns and
A hot red head over my knee

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight ping-pong paddles
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine tails-a-swishing
Eight ping-pong paddles
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten corner minutes
Nine tails-a-swishing
Eight ping-pong paddles
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Dr. Dentons
Ten corner minutes
Nine tails-a-swishing
Eight ping-pong paddles
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve wooden spoons
Eleven Dr. Dentons
Ten corner minutes
Nine tails-a-swishing
Eight ping-pong paddles
Seven hazel switches
Six of the best
Five nipple rings
Four leather straps
Three handcuffs
Two paddled buns
And a hot red head over my knee

The End

© Copyright Kingspan, 28 July 2003

Reviews

Pam    <PamiMac(at)aol(dot)com>
This was very cute.  Came up with some clever items here.  I have but one quibble on the singing part...the first day of Christmas item just doesn't sing right.  I tried so many ways but it just didn't work.  However, one of my  favorites «eight ping pong paddles» worked brilliantly.  So kudos to the author.  We'll have to have the author repost during the Christmas season.

Don A. Landhill    <dlandhill(at)aol(dot)com>
This is a very nice parody, but it doesn't seem to do anything particularly clever with the source materiel.  "Nine tails-a-swishing" was quite nice, but the other action lines from the original ("Swans a-swimming" "Ladies dancing" "Lords a-leaping" etc) are not echoed in the form of the parody.  This was ok, but not as good as I might have hoped for.  Thanks and please keep writing.

Jon    <mrheadmstr(at)yahoo(dot)com>
I rated this parody quite low, not because it was not accurate to the original, nor because the chosen words, phrases or images were without interest.  I rate it low because the original source material is so boring in the first place!  Twelve Days.... seems a poor choice to parody because the music is so totally repetitive.  I just scanned down to see what line had been added for each day and went, "Ho Hum".

Even well executed boring material is boring material.