This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult (or Humor)
The Mind-reader
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
She was an attractive girl, early twenties, blonde, of course, and with a figure to die for. And as for her butt, wow!
He dreamed about her, hungered for her, did all he could to get to talk to her in the office, but she hardly seemed to notice him. He tried joining her when she went to the water cooler. She said hello, but that's all. He followed her to the copying machine, a smile, but nothing more. He hung around the elevator so that he could ride with her near him. Night after night in his lonely bed, he lusted for her. Then he reached breaking point. Action, action, action. Worms of the world, arise. You have nothing to lose but your failure.
He looked at his watch. It was nine-thirty. Even then he still hesitated. However, by ten minutes past ten his mind was made up. He picked up the phone and dialled her number.
"Hello," she said mellifluously.
He deliberately disguised his voice, made it low and gruff. "I know what you want," he said. "You want me to throw you over the bed, face down. You want me to lift up your dress, and pull down your panties. Then you want me to spank you long and hard, until you scream Stop, Stop, Stop. And when I've stopped you'll turn over, open your legs and let me come into you."
"My God!" she said. "You can tell all this from a single hello?"
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
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Reviews
Alex Birch <alexbirch(at)blueyonder(dot)co(dot)uk>
I love Valeries sense of humour and I keep closing my eyes imagining the punch line on this one delivered in a sort of Bette Midler accent. My only concern on this story is that, at 250 words, its a punch line with a build up rather than a story, in my humble opinion. Funny none the less but I wish the writer had built up the 'plot' a little more.
Pablo <Pablo(dot)Stubbs(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Not so much a story, more page #145 in the Big Book of Spanko Jokes, but none the worse for that. The old ones are the best, after all. Groan!