This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult (As sung by The Beatles)
Please Mr. Postman
By
Wait! Oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Postman Wait! Wait, Mister Postman Mister Postman will you please (oh yeah) Do a little favor for me? (Please, please Mister Postman) I've been waiting a long, long time (whoa, yeah) To feel your belt whippin' my behind
There must be some way today To convince you, this I pray Please, Mister Postman, look and see I'm pleadin' with you upon my knees
I've been standin' here waiting Mister Postman So patiently, for just a crack or just a whack 'n A stinging welt arisin' on my cheeks Please, Mister Postman
Mister Postman will you please (oh yeah) Take off your big bad belt 'n spank me (Please, please Mister Postman) I've been waiting a long, long time (oh, yeah) To feel it slappin' 'cross this ass of mine
So many days you past me by See the tears standin' in my eyes You didn't stop to make me feel better By giving me your belt with my letters
(Mister Postman) Mister Postman will you please Do a little favor for me? (oh yeah, for me) I've been waiting a such a long time To feel your belt whippin' my behind
(You gotta) Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman (You gotta) Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman Whip it, oh please, just this time for me
(You gotta) Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman (Mister Postman, oh yeah) Wait a minute, wait a minute, Mr. Postman Deliver the belt, Sir, the sooner the better
(You gotta) Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman Wait a minute, wait a minute (ooh, ooh, ooh) (You gotta) Wait a minute, wait a minute (oh yeah) Mr. Postman You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
The End
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Reviews
LAR <lds627(at)home(dot)com>
Made me smile. Though I don't remember the beatles being a girl group of the 50's
Sarah Nada <circler73(at)hotmail(dot)com>
A cute, singable spanko take on a classic song (though I'd probably vote for Marvelettes version over the Beatles). Nicely done.