This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
Greatest Hits
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This amazing offer is not available in any store. This collection gives you classic after classic. Where were you the last time you heard this favorite?
I'll be spanking you, in all the familiar places.
You will see bobby socks and Mother's hairbrush when you hear Pat C. Klein's dulcet, I'll be weeping, after midnight.
Of course, you will receive six of the best from Broadway and Hollywood:
You'll cry for me, Argentina.
I'm stinging in the rain, just stinging in the rain.
Cry, cry, Birdie. We're gonna whip you so!
You'll want to grab your brush for this gem from Paint My Wagon: Why did I do it, I don't know. How did they catch me, I ain't certain. All that I know is Hell is on the way!
You'll also get Lewis Armstrong's "Smack the Wife". And who can forget carrying their pillow down to breakfast with Tiffany's "Moon's Quiver"?
But that's not all. That's right, for those of you who yawn through Rigid East movies, there's "More" from Mondo Caned. Order in the next five minutes, and we will also include this digitally remastered live recording of Gnat King Coal's "Unforgiveable".
Operators are standing by.
The End
© Copyright June 3, 2001
Reviews
Naomi Darvell <naomi_darvell(at)hotmail(dot)com>
I've seen a lot of parodies on ASS/SSS but not, I think, a parody of those late-night commercials. This one's ingenious: a rapid-fire series of excellent puns.
Mija <mijita(at)newsguy(dot)com>
A spanko info-mercial! Yikes! This one has some great new gags as well as some oldies-but-goodies. Don't be afraid folks, but those buns keep punning <groan>!