This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult or humor
A Good Hair Day
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
They met at one of those weird parties that some of the sophomores threw from time to time. He buttonholed her in a corner. In spite of herself, she found that she was drawn to him, though his cockney accent meant that she could only understand about half of what he said. He kept at her most of the evening, and later asked if they could share a pizza one night. To her surprise, she accepted.
He made inquiries about her, and discovered that she was known behind her back as Sara Lee, a piece of cake. In his jargon, she was the local bicycle - anyone could ride her. "So, Jimmy lad, get in there. It's your birthday," he thought to himself.
The pizza sharing went well, and she found him a refreshing change from usual gang that hung around her. They had a couple of Buds each which got her bold enough to invite him back to her tiny pad. He admired the d�cor, and said that he wished he could find digs like this. Not understanding, she ignored the comment.
She produced some more beer, and the conversation flowed even more freely. Little bits of eroticism crept in, and soon they were swapping Brit and American words for bush and cock. She learned that a British fanny was not the same as an American fanny. This amused her. Suddenly he leaned forward and said, "Fancy a fuck?" She stared at him in pretended horror. Then she melted, and said, "Yeah. Why not. Er... but not a wham bam, straight forward, simple fuck."
He looked interested. "What'yer got in mind?"
"Well," she said coyly. To get me in the mood first you could cream me with your toe. Do you know how to?"
"Christ yes. I've been call the best toe toucher-up in Tottenham. But I'l only do it if you spank me after I've toed you."
"OK. But not with my hand. It'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you."
"I'm wearing a belt," he said.
She removed her skirt and panties, stretched out on the couch, and opened her legs. He removed his shoes and socks, and put his toe on her pussy. Some time later, she climaxed.
When she had calmed down, he removed his pants, and passed her the belt. She whipped him long and hard, for she was very experienced. Then they hied themselves to the bedroom, and fucked.
Two weeks later, Doctor Ryan was walking along the street, humming to himself. "Hi, Seamus," said Doctor Gee as they met. You're looking merry and bright. "Yeah, it's been a real good hair day." His colleague looked mystified. "You've heard of a bad hair day? Well my day has been the opposite. I haven't had a more interesting one since I was at College. I had a guy come into my office with a syphilitic toe, would you believe. And about and hour later, some girl comes in suffering from athlete's cunt."
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
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Reviews
Naomi Darvell <naomi_darvell(at)hotmail(dot)com>
I really did not see the punch line coming... so to speak.
Meilong creates a fantastic variety of pleasantly twisted characters. What a lot of convincing voices they have! The British-American dialog here works particularly well.
Alex Birch <alexbirch(at)blueyonder(dot)co(dot)uk>
Valerie has caused a few ripples during the course of this competition not least because she tends to use old jokes as a lynchpin of her stories. This is another one. The other problem I have with some of Valerie's stories, again this one included, is that they are not really spanking stories at all. This reader gets the impression that a bit of spanking has been thrown in just to comply with the rules of the contest. Its a bit transparent and doesnt work for me. She leads up to the joke OK but its not one of her better ones.