This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Child
In "Leave It to Beaver" episode "The New Doctor" (#33, TV-Land #31) the Beaver fakes being sick in order to get the great attention and gifts that Wally got the previous day when he was really sick. Not only does he not fake it very well (he is only eight) but it is the wrong day in several ways. When his friends come over, early because it was a half day at school, they only bring him his homework. His regular doctor, a pill type, is away for the day and there is a substitute. They talk about that there are two kinds of doctors -- those with pills and those with needles and wonder what kind the new doctor is.
A Doctor of the Third Kind
By
Y Lee Coyote <YLeeCoyote@juno.com>
The Beaver was a bit apprehensive when the new doctor came into the room. It was not just because he was faking being sick but he did not know it the doctor was the 'good' kind who prescribed pills or the "bad" kind who made one rollover, pull down one's pj's bottom so that he could stick a huge, fat needle deep into one's behind and fill it with a burning liquid.
The Beaver cooperated as the doctor peered into his ears, nose and throat, listened and thumped his chest. The doctor's then stared directly into the Beaver's eyes. "You're not really sick are you."
The Beaver looked away, "No, Sir."
"But I know exactly what treatment you need." said the doctor reaching into his bag. "Please turn over and pull down your pajama bottom." The Beaver was visibly worried as he followed the doctor's orders. Then doctor stood by the side of the bed, pulled down the covers exposing the Beaver's bottom. He placed his left on the small of the Beaver's back and raised his right hand.
When the paddle struck with a loud WHACK!! the Beaver howled. He continued to howl with each WHACK. When the doctor left, the Beaver pulled up his pj's and the blanket. He lay prone, thinking.
The doctor explained that the Beaver had a case of hooky-itis but he had "vaccinated' Beaver.
The Beaver now knew that there are three kinds of doctors -- pill doctors, shot doctors and, the worst kind of all, spanking doctors.
The End
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Reviews
Wailer <wailer(at)newsguy(dot)com>
An interesting premise with the recognition of the thrill that I used to get imagining what might happen to brats on TV when the show went to commercial.
Jodi <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
This is a cute light hearted story. One that is designed to make you laugh. It added a twist to a character we are most familiar with. And I for one was thinking that the Beav finally got the spanking he deserved. Ljj